FknBucky

What do women and dog poop have in common??  They are both easier to pick up the older they get.  ha ha, that has nothing to with this blog unless Kevin Smith likes to eat poop.  He might, he is really fat.  So here we are another day with people making headlines about stuff that makes no real difference to my life or yours, but because we like to point and laugh at people we’ll be going there. 

Kevin Smith made some great movies like Clerks, Clerks 2, Jay and Silent Bob, the one when that one hot chick was a lezbo and every guy in the world wanted to bang her.  That should have won an oscar or something important, but it looks like all he got was a bag of cheetos, some ice cream, and a big scoop of American fatass to top it off.  The guy actually is now so large that he isn’t allowed to fly in just one seat on the airplane which I might add he is not alone.

So I’m reading this article about how Kevin Smith feels embarrassed and decides he should “tweet” about how awful Southwest is for putting him through this situation.  

“Dear @SouthwestAir — I know I’m fat, but was [the captain] really justified in throwing me off a flight for which I was already seated?”

“So, @SouthwestAir, go f*** yourself. I broke no regulation, offered no “safety risk” (what, was I gonna roll on a fellow passenger?)”

  He is angry at Southwest Airlines because he can’t put down a fucking jelly donut??  What sense does that make?  Take some responsibility for yourself.  This is exactly what is wrong in the world.  In fact people EXPECT him to be angry and they ACCEPT it.  When did we stop making fun of the fat kid and start saying its ok, we’ll all change our lives so you can continue not dealing with your issues and eat your problems away.  This is some dumb shit and your PC ass is sitting back and letting it happen.  Bunch of pussies.

He usually buys two seats because he knows that he is to fat to fit into one.  Instead he decides to fly on an earlier flight and just sits down and acts like nothing is happening.  When the flight attendants see that he is way to big it is their JOB to ask him to get off the plane.  That’s not ackward for them at all.  In fact screw them, its only wrong if you get caught right…. WRONG ASSHOLE.

It is wrong all the time.  He knows better and instead of saying oh sorry and understanding that it is NO ONE’s fault but his own, that his fat ass can’t fit in one seat.  We are supposed to feel sorry for this fat fuck?  I work out, I eat healthy, and I have no sympathy for anyone that has no self control.  Hey this is America so you are free to be as fat as your body will allow you to be.  I respect that.   But in America I’m also free to say look at that fat fucking piece of shit.***  It works both ways. 

****Note* Not everyone that is overweight is a piece of shit.  This is a blog to make people laugh.  If you can’t laugh at yourself for letting yourself go, then you are screwed.  First step is admitting it might be time to cut some calories. Second step is to stop blaming the dickhead that wrote the mean blog for all your problems.  The third step is to get in shape and get a boob job.  If you’re a guy, just stay fat, less competition for the rest of us.****

Personally I don’t want to sit next to someone that spills into my seat.  Who are you?  I don’t know you, I don’t want you in my space, and I certainly don’t give a fuck why you’re that fat.  Why when you are twice as big as other people would you think that you can sneak onto a FUCKING airplane and not be noticed?  This is just stupid.  I compare it to Cartmen sneaking across the stage naked because he was an invisible ninja.  If you know what I’m talking about that was funny and a cartoon.  This is real life and pretty damn stupid. 

So you go Kevin Smith.  Eat all you want.  Be as lazy as you want.  Piss and moan that others don’t go out of there way to make you feel good about yourself.  These are all freedoms afforded you by millions of brave men and women that came generations before you.  But please don’t think for a second I or anyone else that still has a set of balls gives a fuck.