FknBucky

I’ve been told that I might have an anger problem, and this couldn’t be farther from the truth.  I am only angry when I think about certain things.  An example of this would be  my ex-girlfriends, but now that they are resting peacefully in a trunk at the bottom of the lake I can move on.  Ahhh…

So today was a great morning, I woke up, I got dressed, and I took my dog Murphy for a walk.  On this walk she pooped and I picked it up, carried along for a while, and when no was looking I threw it into a trash can next to someone’s house.   My first task of the day is dealing with some bitch’s shit.  When did I get married?  My guess I won’t be anytime soon with this attitude. 

I then drop off the pup and drive into the office.  Not literally although I think about it every morning.  Just hit the gas and crash some glass.  It’s an office building with big glass doors.    Be way better if it was hit the glass and crash some gas.  That would refer to smoking crack out of a glass one hitter and driving fast.  Yeah sure you knew that….  Just rereading that gave me a headache. 

Regardless today is a good day.  They are all good days.  The way I get through life is taking the things that are the most painful and find ways to laugh at them.  I’ve found that anything is bearable if you can just laugh at it.  Unless you have a really small penis then laughter isn’t what you want to hear.

I understand that it isn’t easy to laugh when everything is screwed up, but I’ll tell you this, when you learn to laugh at the lowest part of your day, you’ll be able to smile at anything.   Think about it.   I happen to think politics and what the government is doing is important.  Haven’t always, but the last decade has been shit.  It is still shit.  We are 12 TRILLION dollars in debt.  We can’t afford to not pay attention, it is that simple. 

I have other things that are important to me including friends, family, and skinny dipping with super models.  The last one is more of a goal really, but it is an important one.  So don’t get to wrapped up in the daily grind of things and allow yourself to start believing everything that is written, spoken, or shoved down your throat by Jon Stewart, Bill O’Rielly, and Dora the Explorer. Little bitch with her let’s learn Spanish time.  Speak English or die. 

I’m going to enjoy my day as I always do.  This blog thing is wonderful for me and I’m going to keep it up.  I’m going to be angry, happy, sad, and make fun of people and stuff a lot.  I hope that I piss some of you off.  I hope I make some of you laugh.  I hope that some of you read my blog and say that man is seriously fucked up in the head.  I hope that you feel something because if not you are dead.  

So don’t be just another face in the crowd, don’t be quiet, don’t be someone that has no opinion.  Hell even if it is wrong scream it out.  How else will you learn what is right if you don’t take the time to debate something?   Maybe just maybe you will find the freedom of being yourself, laughing at pain, and find the joy of helping others do the same.

Fknbucky