FknBucky

Alright enough of the sappy shit that is starting to bore the hell out of everyone already.  Some of you are addicts waiting for the next fix of anger, rage, and all out dislike of every living thing on the planet.  Everything but Jessica Alba of course.  With so much anger used up on the government where could I possilbly find a way or topic to exert more?  What is that old saying?  A picture is worth a thousand words.

Today I have a whole new area to jump into like a junior high kid jumping off of a an old railroad bridge into wolf creek that is filled with pesticides, logs, and other stupid junior high kids.  Go Northern IA.  Kicking some tournament ass, screw you Kansas you sorry bunch of overrated pansies.  Stupid flat state anyway.  Ok like I was saying we are going to touch on something that is very important, yet in no way will I be able to push all of the anger out in one blog.

Where can we go that we haven’t gone already you might ask?  Captain America is behaving, healthcare is passed, Nancy Pelosi is still sucking blood, so what could it be?  We have a lot of things to go over before we are done going there, but on this particular topic I’ll tell you when it hits me the hardest.  Before I start my work day and immediately afterwards.  It is like a brick of stupidity that smashes into my forehead every day.  Now who would throw this brick of stupidity?  Great question.

Every person that picks up a set of keys, walks out the door, and gets into an automobile with the intention of driving it.  Touching a steering wheel will in fact turn 99% of the people in the world into a fucking dipshit, sorry Mom that is only term I can truthfully use.  In Southern CA we have freeways with at least 4 lanes of traffic on each side, yep four lanes, and the reason is because we have a lot of people driving.  It can be 8 lanes on each side, and unless it is late or early depending on which bar you are leaving, the road will be filled with cars.  Most of the time the traffic flows decently and you can travel 75 mph with relative ease.

During certain times of the day the traffic will back up and these are the times when you get to driving at every level.  Good driving, bad driving, stupid driving, and the worst of all women driving.  The last one just speaks for itself.  Allowing this was truly the worst mistake in American history, well sidelined with allowing them to vote, think, and of course speak their opinions.  If you are a woman and angered by my comments go burn your bra, get a sense of humor, and then go something yourself.

 I remember reading about people being shot over road rage incidents in California while I resided in Colorado.  I thought what kind of a raging lunatic kills someone over traffic.  Now that I live here I understand why I don’t carry a loaded firearm in my car.  If I did my name would be at the beginning of that news article.  Something like, Fknbucky kills eight and was recorded saying “I just need more bullets, I can get them all” at the scene.  There are a lot of reasons for people sucking this much and I’m going to break a few of them down for you.

First of all you have illegal immigrants that have no clue what our driving laws are, what road our signs mean, or the fact that green means go you dumb tan bastard.  We have stop lights here at the end of an onramp that allows two (2) cars at a time to enter the freeway.  When there is a line 40 cars long it really pisses the guy at the end off when 1/2 of the people in front of him only go one car at a time.  Some of you have been there and this is a perfect reason to grab the handle and possibly cock the hammer, but pulling the trigger…..  We aren’t there quite yet.  It gets better.

So once you make it through the bullshit line that takes 10 minutes instead of 5 because of reasons above we move on to the merge onto the freeway.   Actaully “merging” is what our grandparents called it.  Now it is known as you will get in this lane over my dead body.   For some reason the soccer mom with 6 kids in the minivan would rather risk killing everyone on the road than slowing for a split second and allowing a car to “merge” in front of her.  I know right who the hell am I?  I mean 4 lanes of traffic and another car dare to come onto it.  That’s just crazy. 

Luckily our grandparents had some great ideas and put weapons on our cars for these short daily wars.  One weapon used in this war is the all important on/off switch usually located on the left of the steering column.  That sweet little devil controls the all important blinker.  What is a blinker?  Ha ha, the fact that 37.8% of you have no idea means I’m pulling the trigger when I see you next time.   If you don’t slow down and let me in we both come to a point in a   /\   situation and everyone behind us stops and traffic is stuck that much more. 

Quick review women driving was a bad decision.  Illegals immigrants need to learn to read road signs, and blinkers are real and not just there to give tripping high school kids something to look at.  Although they do look pretty cool after 3-4 tabs.  Like I said early on, the anger that swells while driving can never be relayed in a 1200 word blog, but come take a ride with me and I’ll show you.  One last thought before I leave you to think is that guy I just cut off going to follow me home, nail my front door shut, and then drink beer with my neighbors while they burn my house down??

Oh yeah its time to call you out Mr. weave in and out of traffic guy.  You ride my ass so close I can see the snot running out of your cocaine filled nostrils.  Then you pass me so you can cut me off, and not surprisingly take the next exit after cutting across all six lanes of traffic.  This would make sense if you were a doctor and someone’s life depended on it, but considering you drive a1992 toyota corolla, I’m going to guess that isn’t true. 

In fact going out on a limb here, I’m thinking the only place your going is straight to hell when I pump six .357 magnums into your fat stupid head for ruining my morning commute.  The amount of crappy driving is unmeasurable and most likely you are one of idiots out there making me inch closer to an all out meltdown.  It isn’t a tough concept, and in fact just pay attention, allow others to use the road, and if you’re hot make sure you flash 2002 Silver Honda Accords every chance you get.

Fknbucky