FknBucky

Why are we all forced to deal with less than intelligent people on a daily basis?  Look I’m not college educated and I’m not the smartest man on the planet.  You might not agree with my views politically and for that you are a dipshit, but hopefully you aren’t one of the expendable people I’m about to rant on for about 1,100 words.  Try to keep the blog less that 1,200 because I know that you will need another beer, commercial will end, or a porn site will pop up and your attention is gonedy.  Yes that word is pronounced GONE-D, like a bowl that already been passed twice.  Roastin buckets son.

So some of you might have drugs involved to blame for the stupidity that the rest of us are dealing with daily.  Some of you are drunk most of the time and that too is understandable if you are a piece of shit.  Then there is the no excuse, I’m just a moron type that we are surrounded by everywhere.  Its like a disease taking over and it does spread sexually.  I’ve worked in multiple industries in my kick ass 31 years on this planet and for some reason everyone of them is not dumbshit proof.  Well one is.  The US Government, no one that is an idiot has ever made it into the Senate, House or the presidency. 

So we know about them and see them at our jobs, on the roads, out shopping, and of course at Christmas dinner because cousin Stephanie couldn’t do any better.  This is where the spreading of the disease by sex comes into the ballgame.  God gave everyone the tools, but only a few of us the knowledge.  Pretty funny joke.  So Stephanie and her life mate who happens to be Bubba’s cell mate 50% of the time then have little creatures that they like to call children.   The rest of us simply call them future felons.  Thats right when you’re to lazy to educate your kids the prison system will do it for you.  Not to mention it cost 40K a year to house a convict in California so your little angel is earning above the poverty line.  Nice job mom.

I wish we could have a season on stupid people like we do deer and stuff.  You know get a license and then hunt them down and kill them.  We could give them a fighting chance and say hey November 1st thru the 3rd is killing idiots season so you might want to stay home.  Remember it has to be real dumb people not just people you disagree with.   There is a difference. 

Maybe we could just make them drive those puke colored cars?  Who buys those anyway?  I always figure someone lost a bet or won a contest that the person giving the car away got the last laugh.  Drive this dumbass.   If you drive a puke colored car I hate you. 

Everyday at my work I see people that just don’t care and they put as much effort into fucking stuff up as it would take to just do it right, or they really are that stupid.  When I ask “why didn’t you ask someone what to do with that?” and I get the response “No one told me to”, I should be able to pull out a gun and kill you.  No questions just be like repeat that into this little recorder thingy and then BLAMO, you’re dead and the world is better.  I mean really no one told you to ask what to do with a huge box that gets delivered a fucking WEEK ago?  A week is 7 full days.  Some of you still think I’m not talking about you. 

What is it about crowds that lower the intelligence of people as well.  They might not be stupid all of the time, but you put them in a building with 300 other people and suddenly they all stare off in different direction walking in circles.  Pay attention to task at hand.  Watch where you are going and DON’T stand in the middle of a fucking walk way and ask where am I?  Get over to the side and stay out of the way for other people that do know where they are going.  It is a simple concept and comes in handy in high traffic areas like the airport, the mall, or your sister’s bedroom.   Ouch, but we all know how she is.   

If you are thinking “Am I stupid?”  I can’t answer that for you, but I have my thoughts on it, but we know I’m the quiet type so you’ll have to figure that out all by youself.  Look to ensure that no one puts a tag on, loads up old bessie, and decides to up your daily lead intake when you look at them crosseyed just follow a few simple steps.  One think before you speak.  If you have a thought and just blurt it out, your chances of becoming a landing zone for a 30-06 bullet will triple .  Two, when using an auto-mo-bile (typing slowly…)  follow the traffics signs put up all around you to help you stay alive and out of my way.  Driving to slow in the fast lane is a capital offense and you will be gunned down mercilessly.

Three, if you are a woman make sure you have enormous assests that will allow others to see that your brain is working.  This means that you should have a button up shirt on that is only half way buttoned up.  This shows immediately that your brain is working and you know how to make up for the lack of intelligence inside your head.  The rest of it I don’t care about, but if you really are smart then that is a super bonus and you are one of the three left.   Alive.  As in almost extinct. 

So today was a fun blog to allow some venting from a very frustrating world.  When all seems lost just find a way to smile.  You don’t have to agree with me on anything except the fact that laughing is awesome.  The more you do it, the better off you will be, feel, and most importantly the better you will make others feels.  So take a moment and laugh about the stupid asshole next to you.  Hell you should, you married him. 

Fknbucky