FknBucky

Well it is Friday and you are most likely watching the clock and thinking it sucks that your parents are also brother and sister.  That is why you have a job pumping gas at the local 7-11.    You’re inbred and I hope that static electricity sparks and you burn a brutal firey death in front of a bus of school kids.  Just kidding I hope there are two bus loads of kids watching.    If that offended you, you’re most certainly inbred or worse;  you’re a pussy. 

Boobs are great.  Small ones, big ones, all of them except the ones that look like an orange in a wet sock.  If your boobs sag please do the world a favor and get a job at the local 7-11 and wait for a school bus.  Or call Dr. Tit-Better and spend a little cash so that you no longer bruise your nipples with your knees.    Why all of the boob talk today you might be asking yourself?  Either that or you’re looking in the mirror saying “Fuck you Bucky” they don’t sag that much.   For the record though, yes they do.

 The world has changed and the way we see it has changed many different times in the last few centuries.  With all of the science available we have finally figured out some very important things that might just save your life one day.   Everyday very intelligent people are figuring out important stuff to help us understand Mother Earth.  Thanks to the country of Iran we now know that earthquakes are caused by cleavage.  Sweet, gorgeous, can’t stop staring at your chest cleavage. 

We figured out volcanoes the other day and  now earthquakes are crushing people because women want to wear  v-neck’s and show off the goodies that I’ll never get to play with.  Which is a damn shame by the way.   Now this is some serious shit and I have to back it up with some facts.  That is the fun part.  So take off your shirt and let those puppies bounce while we figure out why your funbags are going to destroy the Earth. 

So the Supreme Leader over in the toilet bowl of the world also known as IRAN said that boobs caused earthquakes.     This is going down as the most awesome thing I’ve ever heard.  To be the “supreme leader” and come out with a statement like this is proof to me they have way better drugs in Iran than we do in the USA.  Seriously what do you smoke, snort, or bang to even have that thought?  Then to have the balls to say it outloud at a press conference?  I mean Abu Dabi Dippity Dippity Do does say some dumb shit, but this has got to be the cherry on top. 

Iran is a stupid name for a country.  What did you run from?   I know what you’re thinking and yes Pamela Anderson caused the 89′ earthquake in San Francisco.  The longer we let Pam and others run around with these lowcut shirts showing us these silicon filled boner mounds, the more we put ourselves at risk.  Any day now the entire world is going to shake like Kim Kardashian’s cellulite filled ass does while she beats her pussy–cat.    

Now that we have this all important tidbit of knowledge what do the women of Iran plan to do??  Have national show your boob day on Monday and try to kill everyone with their fantastic, perky,  little tongue pillows.  God Bless these broads.   Personally I can’t think of a better way to go and have already bought my fucking plane ticket.  Fknbucky was killed by tits on 4-26-2010 is the headline that dreams are made of.  Ok maybe change the year to 2154.  Just saying I should stick around for a while.

You want to know what else is awesome?  I’m not sure you can handle it but get ready….  Captain Anti-Boob is also about to get a nuclear weapon.  This is obviously a great idea.  We should help him build the bomb.  Maybe we could send someone over to give them a faster pace on destroying the world so that we can get this shit out of the way.  I mean who doesn’t want the unstable, crazy, speedfreak holding the grenade in the room right?  Don’t worry that is all I’ll say about that because I know how much you hate to bothered with the problems of the world.

I like to motorboat huge knockers.        eh-he I just said knockers…

Boobs cause earthquakes?     The people of Iran should be outside of this dickhead’s house with torches and pitchforks getting ready to lynch him.  Just like the good old days when we had mob rule.  Nothing like a good hanging to get some attention thrown your way.  What a great picture.  Thousands of shirtless Iranian women holding torches watching this guy struggle for the last breath.  Wait…  Iranian women are hairy.  I’m taking this one back. 

Everyday Iran gets closer to having a bomb or anything for that matter is a nightmare to the rest of us.  There is nothing good that can happen from this.  They keep screaming at the top of their lungs “We are going to build a bomb and fuck some shit up”, and you cover your ears and hum the tune to Green Acres.   Green acres is place for me, la la la…..  Dippity Dippity Do is eating your children.

Boobs cause earthquakes.  Yeah and my balls cause herpes.  Ok maybe  thats not the best way to squash that.  Moving on. I hope that you ladies will join Uryuhasd Lkasdghop Ijhe (that is a name in Iran) on Monday and show as much cleavage (please post pictures) as you possibly can.  If the world shakes a bunch then the supreme leader was right, and if not at least we got to have a day of boob watching. 

Fknbucky