FknBucky

Right now an oil slick the size of Rhode Island is right off the shore of the good old USA.   I have stated in previous blogs that I hate the Earth, but that is stupid and if you believed it so are you.   What really rocks is they are about to light that sucker on fire.  Maybe we could burn RI and that would help with the national debt?  Do you even know anyone from that state?  Since when did we let Islands become states anyway?

I’m truly sickened by the damage this does to wildlife and animals.  I get well, frustrated with humans, but I love animals and the picture of this sea lion is awful.  Ok now back to you stupid thin skinned, over liberated, community organizers of the world.   Ever meet a payroll?  You are still stuck on the last sentence of the last paragraph aren’t you?   This does raise a great issue and a problem.   Do we drill here for the natural resources that give Americans jobs, give Americans income, and keeps our wealth in, you guessed it America.  We do need to support the all important entitlement programs we just voted ourselves so that extra oil money is needed.   If we don’t use these resources we have to buy them somewhere or start walking to work, using candles, and yep turn off the TV.  Wasn’t bad until I took away America’s top Model huh?

So we decide the oil covered birds and killing dolphins suck.  Exxon making a profit by filling their blowhole’s with sweet black liquid money isn’t acceptable off our shore.  I do like me some oil covered codfish with a side of brown rice and green beans, but do they have to show the little bastards on CNN with the sad little eyes?  Can’t we just make that illegal and not think about the damaged caused when Billy Bob decides to toke one up next to the NO SMOKING sign?  One little puff and blamo a hole in the pipe starts spewing 42,000 barrels of oil into our precious ocean like Paris Hilton after martini night.  Paris is a slut.

So now that you have that vision in your head here is another one much better.  The sweet baby faced AK-47 carrying 13 yr old that hates the USA because his uneducated daddy told him to.  His parents are pissed off because Prince Abu Dabi has all the oil money and not sharing any of it, so they put him to war against the evil capitalist across the globe.  We keep pouring in millions of dollars for the black gold which allows Prince RagonHead afford to buy himself a white gold Mercedes.  Look it up online, it is sweet and I for one am really glad we gave him the money to buy it. 

Oh the situation gets even better.  We have corporations that pump millions and millions into the elections of the people we put in charge of making these decisions.  Do we drill or buy?  Hurry up, drill or buy?  So the fact that little sea lions are covered with sludge and can’t swim makes no difference to these money hungry, power loving, fuck nuggets at all.  Well unless they are being interviewed by the six o’clock news.  You eat it up with a spoon….  “Ah look at Senator Don’t Give a Fuck unless the public is watching, making a statement saying this is tragic and they are going to do better.  Want some more oil covered duck Timmy?” 

The King of Oil Land has 50 wives and 200 children that are supported by the fact you commute 60 miles back and forth to work everyday.  Fill it up big boy, King Suck the Earth & You dry is having trouble making alimony payments.   How is that extra room in that Yukon Soccer Mom?  Good thing you fit all seven of the snot filled, soccer playin, mommy’s little angels in that 7 mile per gallon beast because Princess Oily Ass needs a weekend at the spa and a wax job.  Ever seen middle east chicks naked???   Ewww.

Well we don’t want to give up our beloved TV time, because reading books, well fuck that idea, I forgot your kids are reading this out loud to you.  Hell if you learned to read then you might even realize how certain people are creating problems and then taking credit for solving them.  Sweet gig huh?  This is the best part though, they pay themselves enormous amounts of money to fix these “crisis” that are seemingly happening every fucking day now. 

Let me see if I can put this in really simple terms.  This is like your brother in law, for some of you this would be ME, coming into your house and taking a shit on your floor.  He is kind of welcome to come over at times, but not to do that.  Once he is finished wiping he looks at you and tells you that he’ll clean up the poop for fifty dollars.  Then you smile and grab your check book thanking him for being considerate enough to use Resolve to get the stain out.   Ha ha, this shit isn’t funny anymore. 

Did they blow up an oil rig on the south coast to create jobs?   What am I?  Glenn Beck??  No of course not that would be stupid, but doesn’t hurt that we have a huge mess to clean up.  I wonder if we’ll outsource these jobs  to Mexico?  Hell we could probably sell the oil to the Mexicans for a discount, just tell them they have to pick it up.   Ha ha that shit is funny.

I’m really at a loss on this one.  I don’t like sending all the money we have as a nation over to the middle  east to help fund wars against our own people.  I don’t like having the sad little sea lion look at me while I’m tryin write a blog about boobs.  Do we try to make it safer?  Do we call it collateral damage and move on?  What would you do?  Have you even thought about it for more than the 27 seconds it took to read this far? 

This is a real pickle and one that affects every single one of us in this country.  We are addicted to power.  Sweet, yummy, start that motor and keep it running power, but at what cost?  Do we raise taxes and charge more for the green power that isn’t even close to efficient?

One idea and I don’t want to hurt your fucking pea size thinking machine that spends more time thinking about the picture of boobs than the message.  How about we stop blowing all of our tax dollars on bullshit that doesn’t work and spend it on real stuff like green energy.  I don’t know anyone that is against green energy, everyone I know is against blowing money like a Thai hooker at happy hour.  I knew you wouldn’t get it, and yes George W. Bush was an idiot.  Nice argument.

Fknbucky