07
May
10

Carrots suck


Holy shit the caffeine running through my veins right now feels like a quick shot of heroin.  When it enters into the sweet beautiful arm God created for me and then that warm sensation instantly overcomes my entire body.  Then I nod out, shit myself, and eventually wake up in the loving arms of a 6 foot 3 inch transvestite named Tank.  Ahh last night was awesome.

So California is fucked up and it isn’t only because I happen to live here, although that might account for at least 30% of the states problems.  I mean the fact I’m not a voiceless drone that follows along without questioning the logic of it all makes “them” nervous.  Get in line Bucky, stop rocking the boat Bucky, eat your vegetables Bucky, AAAHH that pisses me off.  I hate carrots!  Anyone with real fear of the color orange would also.   No idea where that is going, but just for the record, steamed carrots suck balls.

So back to CA being full of a bunch of carrot suckers.   I’m living in a state that as far as I know, is still part of the USA, which is short for United States of AMERICA.  I mean why else would Uncle Sam dip his fat fucking hand in my pocket every month and take a pretty good chuck out.  Is it to much to ask for a  reach around so I can get some release while you’re giving it to me like that Sam.  Hard and Rough without even a little kiss on the cheek when your done violating my sweet precious little brown WALLET.

Cinco De Mayo is some holiday that I don’t give a fuck about.  Why would I?  I’m an American and most likely if you’re reading this, you are as well.  Guess what I don’t fucking care what they celebrate  in Kazakhstan either.  If you live here celebrate whatever you want but don’t shove your dumb holiday down my throat, like Lawrence Taylor tried to do with a 16 yr old hooker.  He is fucked.

I’ll go get drunk on corona’s and yell Yippie Yeppie Cha Cha Cha if I feel like it, but the rest of it, fuck you.  We have kids that were sent home from their high school for wearing an American Flag T-shirts.  Are these kids the biggest idiots ever?  Why would you were an American Flag shirt in America?  That is just craziness.  Don’t you know that people that USED to live in Mexico live here now and have more rights than you?

If Mexico is so great and you want that holiday to be celebrated be my guest.  I don’t see any armed guards keeping you here and not letting your naturally tan ass go back SOUTH across the border.  Peace out, have a nice trip, and thanks for letting our tax dollars go back to being spent on lazy Americans like they used to.  This is the biggest bunch of shit stew I’ve tasted in a long time.  And I’ve eaten a lot of poo in the last few years.

I might have mentioned it a couple of times, but a couple million people died for that flag and the right for it to fly high and proud or in this case wear it on your chest like a badge of honor.   It symbolizes the right for the ILLEGAL, the legal, and the inbetween immigrants to celebrate any holiday, come here and seek better lives for their familes, and just be FREE. It also means you can’t tread on my shit either because we are all equal.  I have the same rights as you and wearing an American Flag shirt should be encouraged no matter what day of the fucking year it is.

This vice-principal should be made an example of and fired.  I’m sickened to think that it has become wrong to love America in America.  WTF?  The only reason you’re free to do anything is because you live in America.   Seriously if where you came from is so awesome, who is holding you from going back there.   I want to see everyone on the July 4th raging it up.  Get drunk, shoot bottle rockets at cars, and then pick a fight at the fireworks later.  That is some good times.

You parade down our American streets with the flag of the country that you LEFT because it is such a shit hole and scream you want respect.  Respect for what?  What have you done to make this country better besides suck it dry for all you can, and then bitch you want more.  This kind of shit makes me want to get a machine gun and just mow you down like that crazy guy did in the Platoon movie.

Crazy Guy:  “The ones that run are VC, the ones that stand still are well trained VC.”

That was nuts.  Another war we fought that Americans died in that you’ve forgotten about.

You can’t be bothered with the fact thousands of veterans from Vietnam are still screwed up and which leaves them homeless and hungry.  Where is “our” government to their rescue?   Oh wait we will get to those damn veterans after we make sure no illegal immigrant gets racially profiled.  This is crazy land.  What am I missing here?  Am I the idiot that doesn’t get it??

The values are so screwed up right now and unless real people start saying enough is enough it isn’t going to get better.   Not the fake people that tell you what you want to hear and the BS that these political parties are putting out there.  Piss off you PC police cocksuckers.  That is what I really want everyone to say.

Piss off you PC police cocksuckers!!

Scream it loud and at everyone you see.  I just envisioned it and seriously it was glorious.  You’re my boy Blue.

Fknbucky


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