FknBucky

Well good day to you.  It actually is a good day, and I’m stoked except for the piles of shit everywhere.    On the TV, on the radio, in the supermarket line, and every where else you look  are little piles of poop. I’m guessing it tastes good to you…  You wake up everyday and say I wonder how many pounds of shit I can ingest today. Yum Yum Yummy, look that one has little chunks of “fuck me in the ass” sprinkled on top of it. 

What part of 13 TRILLION DOLLAR debt is lost on the masses?  Is it because your mommy and daddy pay your bills?  Are you a loser with no direction in life??  Are you a waste of perfectly good oxygen that the rest of us could be enjoying.  I spend my free time getting wasted and making racial jokes just like the rest of you.  Charlie Rangel cheats on his taxes, but voted to hire 1200 MORE IRS agents to make sure you don’t.  That poop makes me happy.

Barney Frank said in 2005 — “People are trying to scare you with talk about a housing bubble.  There is no way the housing market will crash.”  Great call Barney.  Care to comment on that now??  He won’t and what do you care, it just screwed everyone in the US, but look over there… Blame George Bush.  See all better.   

I don’t mind saying this stuff because it is true and I try to be as real as I can.  Of course I lie and say my dick is 2 inches longer than it is, but other than that I’m usually honest.  I’m not going to waste my time trying to fit into your politically correct crap world.  I live in mine and have a great time, but I’m tired of being lied to daily and told to shut up when I say “Wait 3 years ago you said…… 

 The difference between my world and their’s is when play time is over I get up at 6 AM and go to work.  Like many of you though I get my paycheck to see 40% of it stolen from me by pieces of shit to pay for shit.  Then I pay 9% sales tax on fucking everything I need.  Pay a fee on this, fee on that, on any given day I spend 60% of my hard earned money on shit.

Sure some smooth talking playboy decided to tell little Betty Sue down the street he “loved” her so he could get some paddy wack and then took off to the next dumb bitch that would open her legs.  Not my problem, but now it is my “DUTY” to pay for her and her seventeen kids to survive?  One kid is a mistake and I get it.  When you do this four generations in a row it is a fucking nightmare and someone has to stand up and say “Close your legs you stupid fucking slutbag.” 

That IS putting it nicely.  I’m taxed to death already and guess what so are the kids I’ve chosen not to have.  Plenty of chicks would have let me bust one up in them, and some even asked me to, but I wasn’t falling into that trap no matter how many shots of Jameson I’d had.  Not that I haven’t had a close call or two, but I would have done the right thing and taken care of my baby.  How about castrating Dead Beat Dads??   That would make Trojan sales go up about 600% over night. 

Without educating each other on what is going on, we are doomed to continue down “we are fucked Avenue.  I don’t like that street, there are crack whores on the street corners, potholes, and the police pull you over for being white.  I know that is a scary thought huh?   I hate potholes, they scare me to death. 

My ultimate point is this.  The police will always fuck with minorities more than white people.  You’re sitting in your Ford Focus talking to your sister about the pretty pink blouse that you want to buy from Target while these politicians are robbing the grandchildren we haven’t even made yet.  WTF???  The whole reason you want the blouse is so Football Tommy will want to put a ring on that finger and nail you sideways.  By the time that happens we’ll all be working to pay China back at 14% interest.  Spend Baby Spend. 

Look CA decided to spend all our money on bullshit.  We have more help the poor people programs, welfare, single moms (strippers), and it’s ok be a piece of shit programs than any other state.  Great, makes everyone feel warm and fuzzy but now our state is broke.  Actually we are beyond broke and pretty much fucked.  No one wants to work, and if you do, the state takes a big fat chunk of your check.    Oh it gets better.  So you live in Texas and don’t give a fuck about my issues in CA.  Ha ha ha. 

You don’t  have to.  The federal politicians decided that they have to bailout everyone.  So you can sit on your ass talking about the pink blouse and you still have to pay for the lazy losers here in CA.  Think it will stop there.  You’re right  people in power would never take advantage of a system or loophole.  

There is only ONE way to stop this out of control spending.   Kill all of the gays.  Just kidding.   No killing gay people is NOT how to solve this problem, but I did just find out how many of you have a twisted sense of humor.   What we need to do is stop the flow of money to these assholes.  Stop voting people in office that say one thing and do another.  

How many jobs did we really get for that “stimulus” plan?    Do you have any idea how much money that is per job that was supposedly created??  Of course you don’t, if you did you would get pissed off and write a blog.  Wake up fuckhead.   Both sides are guilty.  Spin it this way, and spin it that way.  Fuck spinning someone tell me the truth. 

 Things are getting serious right now.  Imagine instead of the bullshit stimulus plan our government (they are supposed to work for us) just stopped collecting taxes altogether for a year.  That would do some stimulating.  Hell the teachers in WI could afford to buy their own Viagra.  You had better pay attention because BO smells.  And right now all I smell is shit. 

Fknbucky