FknBucky

Headlines.  Iowa is flooded again.  I outa went around is what IOWA stands for.  Just kidding who doesn’t like hot, humid, sticky, flooded, bugs, and meth.  Mix that up with pick up trucks and a shit load of beer in coolers and you have the middle of the USA.  Most of those guys & girls have guns with them at all times so don’t fuck with them.

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t need a man.  Well good thing she is promoting single motherhood, I was at the tittie bar the other night and they only had 75 dancers for 6 patrons.  The more single moms we have, the more dancers at Buns & Roses for the rest of us.  I’ll make it rain dollar bills to make sure little Johnny gets his time with a head doctor because Mommy sheltered his little whiney ass.  Then they wonder why Johnny gets his lunch money stolen everyday.  Maybe because there wasn’t a man around to show him how to be one. 

Mommies little bastard is a pussy and now we will have a whole nation of them.  There are some things Moms can’t do, like stand up and piss on stuff.  I don’t know why it is cool, but it is.  You aren’t a man until you learn how to piss your name in the snow, dirt, and on your sister’s pillow.  Sorry Shannon.  Don’t get me wrong, I get it that some women don’t have a choice, but women like Jen have enough money to Rent-A-Dad.  Most women live in the real world, something Jennifer left behind to become the stupidest hot bitch ever.  I can say she is stupid, I once banged a chick that looked nothing like her.

Fucking flooding man.  I hate that shit.  Nothing to do with it but watch the water go by, and that gets boring after about five minutes.  You stand there, take a few sips of your koozie covered beer that says “Zero to Horny in 2 beers”, and think to yourself….   Ha ha people that own a koozie with those words on it don’t do much thinking.    

After taking in the precious view of muddy shit water for five minutes you turn to your left, your other left, and say “Wanna drive through it??”

Captain big truck says “Yes” and then shit gets fun again.  I’ve done it hundreds of times and proud of it.  

Ahhh anything else that I can touch on to offend you??  How about high school chicks??  I haven’t touched one of those in at least six weeks.  So some airline employee freaked out and the USA makes him a fucking folk hero??  This is what happens when you let faggots do stuff. 

This dipshit is how old?  This is exactly my point about some whiney little bitch that can’t handle the real world.  What about the rest of the people on that plane that had some shit to do??  This queen gets a little upset and decides to take it out on a couple hundred random people that paid a lot of money PLUS a fucking baggage fee to fly somewhere.   They didn’t need some pussy hater screwing up their connection flights.  

This shit is only going to get worse.  Now this dick lover wants his job back.  He has flying in his blood his lawyer says??   Well I have alcohol in mine you dumbfuck and even I know if I want to keep my job I have to bite my tongue and take one for the team sometimes. 

This poor me attitude is a bunch of crap, and I’m obviously over it, but what do you think.  Would you be understanding that this guy couldn’t handle well um DOING HIS FUCKING JOB??  That is what being a flight attendant is, taking care of people while they are on the damn airplane.  Sometimes people get pissed off when they are flying because it sucks ass now.   Maybe they should go back to only hiring hot chicks in little skirts and giving away free booze.  Then you can watch the anger just wash away like a small town in IA after a rain storm.  Didn’t know how I would tie that all together did you. 

We should hang this guy up by his toenails and throw rocks at him to show the rest of the world what happens when you act like a little sissy bitch.  Happy Friday.   Where the fuck is my bottle of Crown Royal?? 

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