FknBucky

Lunch time.  Ah the joys of sitting at a desk inside on a beautiful day when I should be laying in the sun drinking a Miller Lite and texting old girlfriends.  The drunk text is something that none of us heard of 10 years ago, but almost all of us are currently guilty of it.  The waking up and realizing that you professed your undying love to someone you haven’t seen in six months is always a great feeling. 

What else is there?  Working daily sucks, but it is better than the 10% of people that can’t “find” a job.  I think this extending unemployment benefits is bullshit and until I need them for 2 years or whatever it is up to now, I’ll still think that way.  Most of these people are working for cash somewhere and milking the system.  Fuckers. 

Sarah Palin is hot, and I would definitely hook up with her.  I think I could do it too, as I seem to hook up with chicks that aren’t that smart.  We make fun of these politicians and butcher them in the media, but how many of you would come out looking clean when your entire life and family are put under a microscope.  We expect these people to be perfect and that is just plain fucking stupid.

We should want people representing us that are like us.  Grew up hard and knowing what it is like to go to bed hungry because there just wasn’t anything to eat.  It wasn’t often, but I do remember not having any food, and that sucked.  Maybe that is why I work so hard now.  Maybe not.

I would much rather the person representing my voice go through the real trials of life and make mistakes on the way.  When you make mistakes you have the golden opportunity to learn from them.  Stupid people make the same mistakes over and over like any given episode of Jersey Shore. 

Fucking train wreck those kids, but I can relate.  I spent most of my early twenties going out, getting wasted, and trying to bang hot chicks.   Most of the time I ended up with a Snooki, and woke up thinking what the fuck??  At least I had the good sense to not impregnate one of those broads and really be biting the bullet right now.  A little Buooki running around causing terror everywhere you look.

Ahh Sarah and Snooki, now that is a threesome to write home about.  I’d take pictures of that and they would go straight up on the old Facebook page.  Nice to see what people are up to that I don’t get to see everyday.  I can check out their “page” and judge whether my life is better than theirs.    You know you do it. 

Just a quick ramble today to keep you checking.  I’ll think of something to bitch about tomorrow and really get you fired up.