Yep it is Friday and I’m in a great mood. Got nothing to do for the next two days but drink beer, take in sun, and hopefully get laid over and over by random chicks without STD’s. Ahh the good life. The world is still fucked and nobody cares. I often wonder about “poof” magic button land where people could get everything they wanted. What would the world look like?
What would you do?? All peace and harmony?? Ever wonder about the other side, you know the crazy people on the other side of the world that are hell bent on killing us all?? Most of you don’t care because it isn’t in our backyard. Well actually it is. Mexico is right here and that place is a fucking shithole. What I mean is Mexicans are horrible people and we should shun them like women with herpes.
My friend once said that we should just take it over. Why not?? It is the best damn idea I’ve heard in a long time. Why don’t we just take our Army and Marines and fucking take Mexico over?? Won’t need the Navy because Mexicans can’t swim. Although we could take a couple destroyers down there and blow up some stuff for fun. Maybe sell tickets to rich people so they can watch buildings come down.
Then the tan short people will stop coming across the border, well except for the stupid ones. I think they are like geese that migrate for the seasons. They don’t know why, their instincts just tell them to head north. It would be easier to tax them, no more amnesty talk, and then its done. President Felipe Calderon said it is inhumane to enforce our border so that must mean the other way too right??
Then we can vacation down there, get drugs cheaper, and import TJ hookers without all that false paperwork bullshit. After thinking about this for 30 or 40 seconds I agree. It is warm there and we could build new freeways, condos, and that would boost the economy. The drug lords could run for office like they do in America and we’ll simply vote them into power with the rest of the scumbags.
What the fuck do we need Mexico there for anyway?? Does it really do us any good? Does anyone have ONE positive reason why we should not do this?? The border is expensive to enforce and we could be using that money for feeding homeless people and shit.
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