FknBucky

Lindsay’s in jail again, and it is because she has freckles and her once great boobs are starting to sag.  This broad has got some serious issues, with her sagging love mounds being, well, not one of them.  I’ve been to jail and it sucks balls.  

The persons that grow up to become jailhouse guards are power tripping cocksuckers.  They make 30K a year and have complete control over you which gives them that tinglely feeling that Chris Matthews gets when he looks at Obama.  These assholes could not even become real cops, who by the way aren’t exactly the brightest crayons in the box.  Jail guards are simply to dumb & lazy to get into shape for the physical part of the cop test, so now you know how criminals escape jail.  If you have an IQ over 75 and a set of balls, you’re not sticking around. 

If a trip to the big house doesn’t make you stop screwing up, nothing will.  This is the way of the world.  I’ve done some stupid shit in my life, but I always came away ok.  It works like this.   If you get into trouble the courts, police, and the people that have control of you say “If you do it again, you’re fucked.”   You like being controlled huh??  Dirty.

This is all pretty simple.   You get a probation period, if you stay out of trouble during that time, you get a pass.  If you don’t stay out of trouble you get fucked by a large black man in prison for a few years.  Depending on your sexual preference one option might sound better than the other.  I personally opted for the NO large black man pounding my sweet virgin ass choice.  I’m not here to judge people; although I do anyway.

Paris still has nice perky boobs so she is still getting a slap on the wrist.   Not to mention she is rich enough to get into trouble in multiple states.  This helps as one state does not tell the other what you’ve done.    Lindsay is now blaming her troubles on a “disease” and this is simply bullshit.  What this really means is she is unwilling to admit that she has sagging boobs, freckles, and a crap career that will never go anywhere.  I’d get high as shit everyday too. 

Having lots of money helps in these cases.  You can pay GOOD lawyers and fines which is a big part of the staying out of jail part.    Once you start getting strike 3 or 4 it doesn’t matter how rich you are, the judge just doesn’t want to see you again.  Lindsay just found out the hard way.  I bet that bull dike named Deb is  stoked right now to have her little love kitten back in the slammer.  I feel sorry for Lindsay because I’m sure Deb doesn’t trim that fur burger worth a shit, and well, that is, fucking gross. 

September is bourbon heritage month.  Who the fuck thought that up??  Is this like black history month??  Black history and bourbon are on the same level??  Black history month is in Feb and bourbon history month is Sept.  We give bourbon two more days of dedication than black history month.  No wonder black people are pissed off.  M&M should write a song about how that is wrong. 

What does one have to do with the other?  Deb the bull dike is black. 

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