29
Sep
10

Can’t we all just get along??


You are stupid.  The person next to you is stupid as well.  The guy behind you is an asshole.  Oh yeah the chick staring at me from the corner is definitely a fucking moron.  Oh you I can tolerate, but there is that, so I guess you are a dipshit also.  This is my thought process while rolling through a crowd on any given Saturday.   Ha ha that made me giggle some.    This is what it is like for all of us apparently.  All I see is arguments on the TV, newspapers, and blogs.

Everyone hates everyone else.  How did this happen you might ask?  Well, that is simple, we let women vote.  What I mean is we let women vote everytime.  We should have let them do it a couple of times and then snatch it away.  Part of you agrees with me, which is awesome.  At least I’m not the only one with a twisted sense of humor.  Look down, if you have boobs and you agree with me, you are the most twisted of all.  Plus I want your number.

Ok so I go out in public and no one has killed me lately so somehow I must get along with others.  I hang out with people from all walks of life and have fun doing so.  This means black people, mexicans, women, drunks, old people, smart people, dumb people, and of course liberals.  So how can we do it?  How can I manage to not get in a fight everytime I leave the house??

I carry a fucking gun dipshit.  Anyone of those geniuses mouth off and blamo they are as gone as a gram of blow in Lindsay’s purse on Saturday night at Paris’s house.   Ok so I’m kidding we all know those broads need way more than a gram on Saturday, but my point is somehow everyone in this country is getting along fine except when we have to decide who will lead us.  Why can’t we figure out some solutions to the problems we are facing??

This is why we should send our best to a place called Washington DC.  DC stands dumb cocksucker.  Oops now the gays are mad at me.  Only the dumb ones though, I didn’t say anything about smart cocksuckers.  LOL is there such a thing?? Wow this is getting better and better.  By the end of this blog I hope you throw your computer at a random stranger for fun.  Violence is awesome.

Ok trying to stay on topic here, but so much hate in the world.  We all want a better town, state, and certainly all around better USA.  I’m certain we can agree on that.  If you don’t want the USA to prosper, lead the way, and just all around kick ass then you need to pack up and leave.  You ARE the PROBLEM.  Ok now that we got rid of the anchors, lets move forward.

We all want an awesome country that we are free to do whatever we want.  Well, as long as it doesn’t screw up someone’s day.   In fact being free means you can make someone’s day BETTER.   Holy shit I know I’m going fast for you Corky, but pay attention.  You can simply do something nice for others just because and then leave.  Don’t waste time standing there waiting for your applause.  Just get the fuck out of the way and let your good deed shine.   In fact do two nice things with the extra time.

Ok country better, people helping others, what else do you got Bucky??  Well we do this awesome thing where we learn to take care of ourselves.  Making sure our children know how to LEARN, not just memorize a few quotes to get passed 5th grade.  How do we do that??  Let them try, fail, try, fail, try, fail, try and then finally get it.  How did you learn how to tie your shoes??  Fuck, you have velcro shoes on don’t you.   Alright go help the anchors pack and get out of my country you welfare abuser.

We have to see past our silly differences that some people exploit enabling them to divide us so they can gain.  Think I’m full of it??  Take a deep breath, sit back, and look around at the anger that is never ending.  I don’t just watch FOX news and call it a day.  I take in several different views and have lived a strong life of experiences that give me these opinions I throw out.  Are my opinions right?  Who knows.  Are they genuine and truly mine.  Of course.  I wouldn’t write this if it wasn’t my own thoughts.  Ok so I copy and paste most of this.

We all have different opinions.  I don’t hate anyone though.  I wish everyone the absolute best and welcome anyone to sit by my fire, well as long as she is hot.  We need to slow down, stop throwing money at every problem, and start to actually help those that need it.  Giving someone a hundred dollars isn’t the answer when they have no idea what to do with it.  The separation between the have and have not will only increase if we continue to allow the have not people to be lazy, QUIET, and assume they are happy with the hand outs.

Think for minute.  I’m off to Paris’s house for a little get together.

Fknbucky


1 Response to “Can’t we all just get along??”


  1. Kerri VBOM's avatar 1 Kerri VBOM
    September 30, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    I didn’t realize you had your own blog. this is funny. I have boobs, but I like having the option to vote. But, I don’t like voting in Oregon. Take away my right to vote in oregon and I wouldn’t care. I don’t know shit about Orygun stuff because I am not from here. And now I have jury duty because I am registered. It sucks. The worst part about jury duty is having to be there at 8am. That is my rant.


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