FknBucky

Nothing funny about the crazy weather that is thrashing our planet these days.  I’m not going to say what I think about global warming or now climate change because my opinion means nothing.  The whole reason I write is because I like it, and I hope one day you will get your head out of your ass and think for yourself.  I’m fascinated by the extremes of it all.  Is it because people are fucking everywhere now so obviously there will be more destruction when shit hits the fan???  Are the storms just worse than they ever have been??  That tsunami in Japan was some scary shit.  As the rest of you would be running up a hill I would be sitting and saying “mother fucker”.  I lived through all this to be swallowed by the ocean in a country that I’m taller than everyone else even while sitting down??

I watched that wall of water in amazement.  Nature’s wrath is the real deal.  These tornadoes now in the US are devastating.  The destruction left behind is awful.  I wish I had more jokes but this isn’t funny although that viral video of the “I was skaid” guy was pretty damn comical.  Real people are hurting and need your help.  Whatever you can do should be done.   As if all this stuff wasn’t enough to worry about we have some crazy old man telling everyone the world is ending.

I believe in what I believe, you figure out what you want to believe, but this dumb bastard thinks God is going to tell all of us when he is coming back??  Why wouldn’t you live a drug fueled, whored out, free for all lifestyle until the day before showtime??  You know bang anything that moves, shoot up everything that can be banged, and stop paying rent/mortgage/everything.  Sell your TV and buy heroin.  A shit load of it because once your chasing that dragon he is one crafty bastard.  Anyone that knows what that means; go to rehab.

So there you are swigging Highland Park neat style with a couple of strippers named “Starlight” & Starbright that happen to be a mother/daughter team (no personal experience involved) and then you look at your watch.  You say “Shit”, I mean “Oh darn it” and run down to the local brick building with that big T on the front. Running inside you throw your last wad of dollar bills in the collection and say “I’ve sinned, please forgive me”.  Clock strikes 12, God comes down ON TIME because you know God isn’t going to be late.  He is God.  He looks at you and says “Nice timing”.

Well thank you creepy old dude that just happened to be the only person in the last 2,000 years that can predict the exact date Jesus is coming back.  Of course I should have brought Starlight & Starbright with me, but that would have cost my last roll of dollars.  Strippers don’t do shit for free, except drink your liquor in the Champagne Room.  Again no personal experience, just hearsay.

So whatever you believe, but believe it for the people suffering.  All of them.  The ones suffering from nature, from man, and most importantly the ones with STD’s that bought into the party like a rockstar lifestyle.  So through it all we’ve learned even with the apocalypse coming wear a condom.

Fknbucky