FknBucky

Gambling.  Or as we call it in America “supporting some drunk ass Indian’s coke habit”.  It can be one hell of a rush watching the wheel spin round, drink in hand, chips on the table, and then BAM winner!!  You reach in, pull the stack of chips towards your chest with the adrenaline pumping, and it makes you feel invincible.  Like an orgasm in a sports car after a gram speed ball on the 805.  Or you might be a smart gambler like me and scream LET IT RIDE while pounding “free” shots as everyone watches and cheers on the cool guy.  The wheel spins round and round and Chief 8 Ball calls up the Snowman because you just paid.

Some of you might know what I just said and others are luckily ignorant.  Gambling can be fun and it can suck A LOT.  I personally choose not to do this anymore because I got tired of being the cool guy. Sometimes we get lucky without even knowing it.  Like birth. One — You get picked to be born out of all the other retarded sperm your dad donated after a night of binge drinking.  Good thing your mom is easy or you would have never seen daylight.  Ouch.

Second you get to be born in the USA.  I’m pretty sure this blog isn’t international but if are not a citizen of America, well, um, Fuck you.

So here you are 1 minute old and already a winner!!  Unfortunately though you spent the next 30 years turning into the cool guy who kept saying LET IT RIDE.  This is what I’m saying.  Someday you have to take your chips, look in the mirror, and say this is what I got to work with.  Stop waiting for the big score.  Life doesn’t work that way.  Sure you can wait for the government to write you big fat check, win the lottery, or marry some fat rich chick with a tiny head.   None of these will happen, you know that right??  Right??

I see people complaining all the time about the RAW deal they got.  Come on, you started out a fucking winner, what more do you want??  I have a HUGE respect for people born in other countries that make it to the USA and then work their asses off.  Take all cab drivers in the USA.  Not one of them were born here.  I think its part of the application.  We have the freedom to succeed here, not some magic powder guaranteeing us success.

Some people will always end up on top for one simple reason.  DRIVE.  I can’t stand being at the bottom.  I will be the first one to work and last one to leave.  I’ll ask for more work if I finish early.  Am I a kiss ass??  No I’m creating my own success.  Want to show up 5 minutes late, take a looonnngg lunch, and then bone out 15 minutes early everyday??  This is America and you are free to do so, but don’t sit around drinking later complaining how you never catch a break.

Now where is Chief 8 Ball with my money???

Fknbucky