FknBucky

Today we all get ready to enjoy family, friends, binge drinking, football, Black Friday, and of course eat dry crappy turkey that you have to act like you are happy to have it.  In my spare time I like to read and today I found an interesting fact about people in our great country.  Parts of me (a very small tiny black part) feel sorry for the stupid bastards that have to die this way, but mostly I figure it is population control.   We should all have a moment of silence to recognize the fact these individuals will never breed again.

Okay I’m kidding about the dry turkey I’m usually blessed to have someone around who cooks a good one.   The interesting fact comes from people that decide a deep fat fried turkey is the way to go on November 24th.  What sounds like a fantastic mouth watering way to enjoy T-Day dinner is a recipe for disaster when you mix in a pinch of I’m a fucking moron.

Hot oil, frozen turkey, deep fat fryer in the house, and a person dumb enough to mix them all makes for some interesting statistics and one hell of an article on the internet.   A direct quote from the article I read.

“In all seriousness, every year deep-fryer fires are responsible for five deaths, 60 injuries, the destruction of 900 homes, and more than $15-million in property damage, according to the National Fire Protection Association.” 

People are free in this country (kind of) to do whatever they want and I’m all for the deep fried turkey.  We should encourage those around us that wish to try this without thinking about it at all.  If you fall into this category I thank you for reading my blog and not understanding it is you I complain about in every one of them. 

I will leave you to ponder this uneasily answered question.  How can 900 people be dumb enough to destroy their own home with an exploding turkey EVERY YEAR???  

Who wants to bet the majority of them are Nancy Pelosi constituents???  Maybe we should give away turkey fryers in Northern CA……..

Fry baby fry.  Happy Turkey Day.

Fknbucky