FknBucky

What a day.  They are all unique when you think about it.  One day the guy with brown hair pisses you off.  The next the guy with light brown hair pisses you off. The next the guy with no hair pisses you off.  That’s right, I like to mix it up otherwise life would just get boring.  Maybe tomorrow to make things a little different I’ll pull out a 357 Magnum and shoot them all.  Just kidding I’d leave one alive to tell the tale.  Make Mickey and Malerie proud.

Their is a new world record for the shortest woman alive.  Becoming legal for you less endowed individuals today was Jyoti Amge of India.  Being 24.7 inches tall she is right woman for you less than average men.  I’ve already got them digits.  Whoohoo!

So many things going on in the world.  We spent 20 years coming up with some kick ass drone that is all super stealthy and our genius leader lets it fall into the hands of our enemies.  Now they have it and most likely will learn to use it against us.  Serves us right for electing a pansy into the highest office in the world.  Pretty please can I have my toy back??  How about “Give me my fucking plane back or I’m going to blow up your fucking mud hut.”  Then actually do it when they say no.

We have better standing in the world Bucky.  BS.  We are laughed at and the people that wish to do us harm don’t even respect us anymore.  The world has EVIL people in it, and they don’t give a fuck about your rainbows and unicorns.  They are power hungry, just plain twisted up in the head, and willing to eat your soul the first chance you give them.  Don’t worry it won’t be long now as we keep giving chance after chance.

I’m tired of ranting about our Pussy in Chief.  He sucks.  Let’s move on to something else. Brittney Spears is engaged.  Who the fuck cares.  Lindsay Lohan posed for Playboy.  Great the one good thing in my life just went to shit.  They couldn’t find anything better than some used up white trash fire crotch broad that spends more time in jail than I did.  Wait….

Barry Bonds gets house arrest.  Awesome.  This is definitely money well spent.  We use tax dollars making him PAY (said in evil mean voice) for his crimes against humanity.  You think he gives a flying fuck about 2 years probation??  Dope me up, sign me up, and give me my damn check.  Just kidding steroids are for people that are just not good enough.

Okay I’m still pissed about this plane.   If we weren’t prepared to make sure those assholes didn’t get our technology by blowing the damn plane up if something went wrong, why are we flying it over there??   What if it got pictures of a nuclear missile pointed straight at Israel??  Do you really think we would do anything??  It’s pointless, we would sit on our asses, wait for those crazy dumbasses to actually blow something up, and then watch all the pinheads here scream “why didn’t you do something?”

Oh well it’s time for a cocktail and a phone call to India.

Fknbucky