FknBucky

$200,000.  Would you like to have that amount of money??  Would you walk with your eyes closed to get it??  I would personally let them keep their cash and keep my self respect, but in this time of the “Almighty Dollar” and nothing else matters who needs a sense of self worth.   Worth comes from checking accounts, AMEX black cards,  and how big the rims are on my Cadillac Escalade Bucky.  I see this shit  on the news and it blows my fucking mind right out of my head and straight into the depths of I want to kill you all land. 

The fact that 75% of you (made up statistic) are thinking damn I wish I could have some fucked up shit happen to me so I can get paid makes me want to pull out Mr. AK-47.   What the fuck happened to us??  This model in Texas that walked into a moving propeller and lost her eye & hand is a tragedy don’t get me wrong.  I fell off a motorcycle one day and I lost the use of my legs.  Life is a real bitch sometimes, but it doesn’t mean you get to be compensated for being an idiot.  If I am getting off an AIRPLANE, I’m going to make damn sure I don’t walk into the propeller.  I would be thinking of nothing else.  My mind would stop thinking about naked chicks for at least 60 seconds until I was 100% sure I wasn’t going to hit that damn thing.

Reading parts of this lawsuit makes me want to throw up, or it could be the 4 finger glass of Wild Turkey I drank this morning with my honey nut cheerios.  One can never tell with situations like these.  The father of this girl is suing the plane’s insurance as well.  I’m sorry I didn’t see where he got fucked up.  Maybe my parents can sue the motorcycle manufacturer because they want their mortgage paid off.  Here is the point, I still want Jessica Alba so damn bad I can taste it.  Or maybe that is still the Wild Turkey.  Either way I’m good.

We had a great conversation at dinner last night about what company in San Diego has the best looking call girls.  Wait, okay right before that we were talking about what happened in the last 50-60 years in this country??  I watch old movies and TV shows and if you tried to give someone a handout they tried to fight you.  It was an insult, but now somehow our culture has turned into one of not only acceptance, but one of ENTITLEMENT.  I have only one thing to say.  You have got to be shitting me. 

Ever seen the movie McClintok with John Wayne.  That farmer kid begs for a JOB and it makes him sick.  He begged for a fucking JOB and he felt bad.  Now we have hundreds of thousands of people in this country that beg for everything and get pissed off when we don’t give it to them.  We also have another group of dickheads that get pissed off that I’m not willing to jump up and say “I’d love to give these lazy pieces of shit my hard earned money”.   Somebody has to help me out here because this non college educated dumbass just isn’t getting it.

I’m sorry you lost your looks there princess in Texas.  Really I am.  Tough shit like what you are going through is hard and hopefully you spent part of you life working on a personality because you are going to need it.  Here is the kicker though.  I don’t believe you deserve any money because you didn’t watch where you are walking.  My parents told me from the day I took my first steps to watch where I’m going.  How many of you had parents that said “don’t worry about where you are going, if you miss a step, you can sue somebody else and make a bunch of money??  Ehh…

I’m not a cold hearted bastard, I mean my parents were married when I was born.  Makes me just cold hearted genius.  This woman has had some extremely tough stuff happen to her, but to expect a 7 figure payout is bullshit.  The rest of us have to pay higher fees everytime this stuff happens because insurance companies don’t eat the loss.  The raise the rates on everyone else that does watch where they are walking to make up for the lost money.   Same deal with healthcare & doctors.  We as intelligent human beings (all six of us) need to rise up and say stop this shit already. 

Bad stuff happens to good people everyday.  You can’t sue your way out of it.  Accept that, stop feeling sorry for yourself, and in no way will a huge check will make it ALL better. 

Fknbucky