FknBucky

The leaks didn’t come from the white house.  Awesome.  That means other people have access to top secret information and can’t keep their mouths shut.  How in fuck can anyone believe that shit and still consider themselves somewhat educated.  Let’s do a test.   If you only tell your friend Sally about the wet fart you had on the way to work last week then it is safe to assume that bitch told everyone once they start calling you mud butt during happy hour.  Nothing happy when your sporting some skid marks, but hey at least Sally assured you it wasn’t her.  She said “It is offensive for you to think I said anything”.  Now don’t you feel better??

I’m real tired of this election bullshit.  Mitt has been campaigning for the last 5 years and guess what??  So has Obama.  They are both assholes as far as I’m concerned, but one of them believes the only answer to our problems is for the government to bail us out.   Time will tell what Mitt’s crazy ass is going to do and if he will get a chance to do it.  They both keep claiming the other is out of touch.   How hard is it to realize people need jobs??    Here is how you start.  Get the fuck out of the way.  Just leave us alone and make sure criminals stay locked up.  Protect our borders from crazy jihad dickheads and leave the rest to Bucky.  I will take care of Bucky.  You take care of you.

If you fall under the “Life is to hard” please help me program I want you to die.  Uh I did not stutter you read that correctly.  I’m tired of you leeches sucking the life out of our economy because you are to lazy to get a fucking job.  No more unemployment insurance. Bam.  Bet you take that job at McDonalds now.  Hunger is the best cure for laziness.  Either work or die.  Sometimes I wish I could just let go and express my true feelings.

Want to know why healthcare is expensive??  Because we are a nation of morons.  Need further details??  First of all look in the mirror.  See that person looking back at you??  99% chance he is a dumbass.  Those of you walking back from a mirror shaking your head should go play in traffic.  Yesterday a jury of your peers, I’m not claiming them, granted a widow of a slain police officer 3 million dollars in a wrongful death lawsuit.  How can that be bad Bucky??  Frick off. 

You see this man’s doctor didn’t catch a heart problem.  He then decided to bang a hooker with his partner at 3 AM in some sex crazed slutfest.  Well cheating deputy dipshit keeled over and had a heart attack.  Yep so the widow sued the doctor and won 3 million dollars which will be paid by the rest of us assholes for the rest of our lives.  So his bad decisions lead to me paying more money for a turn your head and cough moment??  I just looked in the mirror because even I’m baffled on how the human race became a slow walk through quicksand.  Here is a thought.  Life is precious, but you are not guaranteed a certain amount of time.  Your family is precious.  If you bang a hooker and die of a heart attack maybe you had it coming??  Don’t worry he was a republican.

So I think we should have the election tomorrow.  I mean who hasn’t made up their minds yet??  Vote for Obama or vote for the not black guy.  I mean come on we are in a debt crisis, unemployment is still above 8%, and the middle east is completely fucked.  I don’t know about you, but how tan my president is, is definitely the number 1 thing I’ll be thinking about come November.  Ah shit, that sounds pretty damn stupid when you write it out.  Okay then gay marriage, yeah that is important when nobody can find a fucking JOB.   You want to bang some guy in his ass and have a piece of paper saying you won’t bang another ass for the rest of you life.  More power to you.  Now get a job.

So just remember our national secrets are not told by anyone in the white house, but by the other people that know about top secret shit.  If you want your family to be set bang a hooker with your partner in a dirty hotel at three AM and then die.  And lastly make sure when you cast your vote only think about skin color and what kind of sex they approve of. 

Fknbucky