FknBucky

A man is arrested for threatening to beat children with a hammer??  That shit was the norm when I was a kid.  If my parents or one of their friends didn’t threaten me with serious violence, my day wasn’t fulfilled.  This is a perfect example of the issues we face today.  Kids deserve to be beaten as much as possible.  Save society, beat the shit out of a child today!  I’m going to make bumper stickers.

So why would I make such a statement??  Because I hate children you dumbass. They smell, cost money, and never shut up.  Sounds like an Ex I had also. Hmmm.   Maybe I should stop dating high school girls.  I said “maybe”, don’t judge me.  Okay back on the point which is parents suck just as much as their shitty kids. Take responsibility for your future inmate and understand it is your fault the little fuckers are going to be living in government provided housing for 20 to life because you’re a lazy piece of shit that doesn’t know how to cover up captain winky. Boom!!

So this guy Jesse Daniels caught 4 kids smashing the shit out of his father in laws house that was being renovated.  They wrote derogatory words towards women on the walls with paint.  What’s the problem there Bucky??  It wasn’t their paint dipshit.  I love calling women whores as much as the next 9 year old, but please provide your own paint.  These little geniuses also smashed holes in the walls, windows, and generally fucked some stuff up.  How bad could it be Bucky??  Just a bit shy of $50,000 so what’s the big deal.

So this guy catches the bastards in a room with a closet.  Puts them in the closet and tells them they have to wait for the police.  Oh he took a hammer from one of them also.  Oops I forgot he left a “mark” on one kids neck also.  A fucking mark???  $50,000??  He should have beheaded the little waste of sperm + egg.  Locked in a closet??  Fuck thousands of gay people do this willingly everyday and we don’t have to hear about it.  Fuck off you were thinking it.

So the “parents” of the little future felons complained to the police that the man catching their kids committing a CRIME was too hard on them.  The police, which should have pulled a billy club and beat the shit out of the complaining parents; decided to arrest Jesse.  WTF am I missing???  My old man would have thanked the man for kicking my ass and then really beat the shit out of me once we got home.  Guess what it worked too.  Now I just write fucked up things in this blog and keep all my plots to kill others a secret.  Wait…

Scaring the shit out of these kids is exactly what they need.  What’s funny (not really) is 4 years from now I’ll be watching an episode of scared straight on A & E and these assholes will be on it.  The parents sitting there saying “I don’t know what happened, he was such a good boy”.  He was born to parents with no backbone you dumb fuck.  Lots of colorful language today, but this one has me spitting nails.

Here is how you solve this one.  Kill those fucking kids.  Make sure their parents can never reproduce again.  And lastly throw this Jesse Daniels guy a fucking parade for being a person with a set of balls.

Fknbucky