Lovedtwice.org
So now everyone knows I eat like crap and big surprise now I feel like crap. If only I could figure out what is wrong…. Yep I’m an idiot. Most likely I’ll repeat this mistake and eat some Mickey D’s tomorrow. I’m lovin it!! That’s what I’ll be saying as I’m stuck on the shitter for a few hours. Hmmm that super size me movie just made me hungry.
I read an article about some lady today that made me feel like I actually have a heart. Nice to know it might actually be in there somewhere. She was a new Mom back in 2005 and really wanted to help after the disaster in New Orleans. Imagine that she wanted to actually do something instead of standing in front of a microphone pissing and moaning about how nobody was doing anything. Do you hear that Ray Nagin??? Oh wait you’re going to prison dipshit. June 11th is sentencing day!! Some people do, and some people stand around bitching. Which one are you?? Ahhh that microphone in your hand gives you away.
This lady rocks and I want to spread the cheer today. Plus I think I might have a shot with her. I heard single moms are easy. Wait she isn’t single??? Screw this back to bitching about Obama. ha ha. A couple libs just fired up the “Bucky is a racist” card. Of course I’m racist you dumbass. I’m white. We are all racist. Wait, what the ___ was I talking about?? Oh yeah single moms are easy.
Lisa Klein is a true American in my mind and her story is pretty cool. Wanting to do something, but unable to actually travel to New Orleans she used her brain and came up with a pretty sweet idea. Checking out the old internet she saw that people in shelters needed just about everything and she had an attic full of baby clothes that no longer fit her. This is because adults can’t fit into baby clothes. Someone should tell the high school girls around here because they keep trying. How do parents let their kids out the house like that?? I mean are short shorts even clothing?? They should be called my fucking ass is hanging out, but don’t call me a whore because I’ll get offended shorts.
So my girl Lisa started a website called lovedtwice.org which is not to be confused with lovedtwice.com. Take my advice and stay away from this one. You can’t un-see the things that happen there. I’m a monthly subscriber. Anywho Lovedtwice.org gets baby clothes to families in need. To date she has collected over 100,000 lbs of baby clothes which is pretty darn impressive. By doing this she earned the Mom of the year award in Oakland. Lot of competition up there. I mean Oakland, CA is known for their stable family life… I’m pretty sure if your kids make it through junior high without getting knocked up or knocking someone up, you’re in the running for parent of the year.
100,000 pounds though!! Do you know how many high school asses that could not cover up all the way?? I’m guessing a lot. Look I’m all for a sneak peek once in a while, but can you at least be close to 18 first?? I guess if your life goal is to be on the 23rd season of TEEN MOM then you are doing a great job. Heaven forbid the parents say anything, I mean their little slutbag might not think they are cool… Here is a hint. Teenagers will never think you are cool because they are ungrateful little shits that need to be beaten. You know I’m an expert on this sort of thing because I still act like I’m 15. Never growing up suckers.
ARRR!! Why is the cow upstairs walking around?? Sounds like my ceiling is going to cave in. How am I supposed to concentrate on writing this awful blog with all that banging around. I just found out tonight that stompy up there is a straight up call girl. True story. No you can’t come over, but next week I’ll post her pictures… I seriously need to find a way to stay on topic here, but its not easy with Heidi Fleiss living above me.
Alrighty then. So stay positive my friends and donate some baby clothes. At least this way when your little angel turns 13 she won’t try to wear that shit to school.
Have a great night!!
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