You know you missed me. I’ve had to take a break from the stupidity of the world as I think it was starting to rub off on me. Kind of like when you hang out with the gays. Just kidding you only catch gay when you make out with one. Seriously though I was driving slow in the left lane, squinting for no reason, and seemed to acquire a taste for fish. I was becoming Asian and nothing scares me more. Just kidding I’m deathly afraid of worms. Once you’ve been bit by one, you’ll know the fear I live with daily.
So much is going on in the world today so it is tough to decide exactly what I feel like ranting on, but something really caught my eye this AM and I can’t push it out of my head. Normally I drown all of my intelligent thoughts (disclaimer *I have no intelligent thoughts*) with a bottle of bourbon, but the store is 12 miles away and I’m stuck writing out these thoughts. If I start to ramble towards the end that just means I lost it and decided to drink the box of wine in the fridge. Classy I know, but I’m a man of the people.
Little league is my problem. First of all letting black kids play this white mans sport is the first problem. Ooo that sentence got you fucks in a an uproar. Now this may seem harsh to those of you that claim you’re not racist, but I know when you sit alone you think to yourself “Man I hate the white man”. I thought all this race shit was done with as we have a black president two times in a row. Affirmative action is the real deal.
You see a little place known for tolerance and good times called Chicago has a little league team of all black children. Great you say. Me too. These kids got together, practiced real hard, and ended up winning something to do with little league. Fuckin-A. No problem so far. Well….. You see there are some rules that have to be followed like the kid a few years back that lied about his age. Yeah that was an issue. Well apparently the adults of this young team and district officials falsified a boundary map to include players who should not have been eligible for the group of little leaguers. Why do this you might ask?? I’m not black so I don’t know the answer.
I do know that breaking the rules means, well you broke the rules. I don’t know how much clearer it can be. Now the little league Nazi’s are taking away the hard earned championship and Jesse Jackson says “It brings tears to his eyes”. I think he is crying because these parents got caught like his son. I hope Jesse Jr is enjoying those cashmere capes. You steal campaign money to buy a fucking cape?? WTF??? Did Jesse cry for Lance Armstrong?? Nope. All kinds of people are coming out saying this is so sad to see because it isn’t the kids fault. Bullshit. Those kids have morons for parents and last I checked being a fucking idiot had very little to do with the color of your skin.
If those kids had been white do you think anyone would have given a shit??? Nope. They would be crucified in the press, the parents made out as the morons they are, and Jesse Jackson would still have all his tears. Just because you are a certain race does not mean the rules don’t apply to you. Everyone gets all boohoo over this and for what?? What about the Frederick A. Douglass High School football team of Oklahoma City that got boned on the penalty call a few months ago?? A judge in a court of law even ruled they got screwed and then had these words of wisdom. Sometimes life sucks. I may have altered that quote a bit.
Look I’m happy for those kids and they should not let losing a trophy change what they accomplished, instead the parents should sit them down and explain why they are still winners and the valuable life lesson that can be learned by ALL of them. Instead ignorant people cry RACISM, you learn nothing, your parents are stupid, they did some shady shit, and now you get to pay the price.
Fknbucky
P.S. I shed no tears for those kids while writing this blog.
FknBucky 
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