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11
Apr
12

My head hurts.

France is winning for views today which is weird.  I hate the French.  I don’t even like French fries. Oh wait GW made them American fries which was quite possibly dumber than me writing this blog.  It’s like pounding my head against a brick wall thinking I might get a different result than a fucking headache.  If it wasn’t for my therapist telling me “it is this or a killing spree inside of a Walmart”, I would give it up and start knitting.  Then I could have a sweater instead of a life sentence. 

Ha ha.  I would get the death penalty for stealing a soda at this point because these blogs can be used against me.  Hopefully I don’t get accused of anything in my lifetime because the media would have a fucking feeding frenzy burning me at the stake regardless of what the facts are.  Nobody can find George??  No shit.  Where would you be if the black panthers put a bounty on you dead or alive??  I sure as fuck wouldn’t be standing in line at Starbucks waiting for white chocolate (no pun) mocha latte.  Those things are good.  I wish I had one now. 

Some people (color doesn’t matter, but you don’t get that yet) beat up a guy (again color doesn’t matter) in Baltimore while robbing him, filmed it, and the bystanders laughed at the entire thing.  Where is the outcry??  Where are the “leaders” talking about how shit like this shouldn’t happen?? This is on VIDEO and we know exactly what happened, but yet no arrests have been made.  You can’t just pick and choose when you are the leader for everyone.  It isn’t right, but most of you don’t get it because you just think I’m an idiot.  Ahhh.

Trying to explain what I mean is like having sex with my friends girlfriend.  It just isn’t worth it in the long run.  I’ll feel good for a few minutes, but then you will open your mouth saying some dumb shit that will just make me want to kill you.   Some of you are so blinded by “fighting for the cause”, that you don’t even know what it is your fighting for.   North Korea is going to shoot a long range missle and you have no idea because Ashton Kutcher is on the cover of People magazine making fun of country music.

Everyone makes fun of country music you dumbass.  Let me tell you something.  Ashton’s opinion should mean as much to you as mine.  Which is absolutely not at all.  Why does anyone give a shit about these types of things??  Base your thoughts on facts and you will find that your IQ may rise dramatically.  Tebow.  His opinion is his and while he is FREE to express it to anyone listening, you are free to change the fucking channel.  Criticizing him for having an opinion makes you a closed minded dumbass.  This is America and as long as your not stealing, hurting someone, or disagreeing with the current president you are free to do what you want.  Disagreeing with the idea of taking from X to give to Y makes you a racist. 

Do your fair share and everyone gets a fair shot??  WTF??  I gladly ask anyone to show me a different country that is doing a better job of giving everyone a fair shot at success.  That’s right we are #1.  Want to know what we do suck at??  Encouraging the lazy piece of shit entitled American youth to pick up a book and make something out their lives.  There I go fucking my friend’s old lady again. 

I can say this with a straigtht face.  This Buffett rule is a crock of shit.  It will bring in 47 billion dollars over the next 10 years.  That is like taking a piss on a Colorado wildfire and then expecting a few million people to praise you for trying.  If you are wasting your time arguing for this you’re a fucking moron and I beg you to explain to me how this is going to fix anything in this country?? 

So I’ll end with this today.  George most likely hung himself which you sick bastards will applaud.  Some random guy in Baltimore gets robbed, stripped naked, and beaten which you sick bastards have ignored.  The president lays out a plan solving nothing, but it will create a bigger divide between everyone in this country, which will distract us from real issues for months.  And finally I’m banking on the Mayan calendar to be correct because I’m about to lose some friends.

Fknbucky

06
Apr
12

Wasteful

Dumbest person alive winner!!

My Woodie Hoodie is finally on the way.  Hopefully it doesn’t get me shot although I don’t think I will be creeping around any backyards at night time.  I’m more of a go in the front door and announce my presence type of person.  I know it is hard to believe, but I’m not  very shy.   Put a pretty girl in front of me and I stumble on words like a drunkard does on stairs.  How do they do that??  It’s like some magic power that sucks out my intelligence thoughts.  Ha ha like I had any to start with, but at least I can use that excuse.

Excuses.  Be nice to have one if you worked for the GSA right now.  What a crock of shit that is.  They made a fucking rap video about how much tax dollars they could spend and get away with it.  Worst part about it, they guy rapping was white.  That organization should be shut down.  Put a chain on the door and padlock it.  Sell the building at the next government auction.  ALL employees are immediately terminated, no pensions, no benefits, no insurance, and EVERY ONE that was involved or benefited from the bullshit spending has to pay back every penny. This is how you start to stop wasteful spending.

The fact this even happened is a big red flashing light that screams holy shit we have let these idiots go for way to long.  Where is the Occupy a Vegas Suite on taxpayer dime people??  Can’t we get at least one protest?  Oh yeah we did and it was called the Tea Party.  I don’t know about you, but I work pretty damn hard for my money and to see this jerk off making a video about how he can blow it like Lindsay Lohan snorts a gram of coke seriously pisses me off.  I think they should play this video every time somebody gives a speech about raising taxes.  Our government is like a teenage girl with a credit card and a shitty parents that can’t say no. 

They had a contest to see who could make the best video about how they can fuck us out of money.  We should be standing outside this building with pitch forks waiting for them to leave.  Limited government.  Career politicians need to go.  Change the system, you get ONE term and then you go back to where you are from to earn a living like everyone else.  You get ZERO retirement, ZERO pension, and make mininum wage while you are there.  Then see who ‘volunteers” to be a public servant. 

If you don’t like the pay/terms of our new program don’t run for office.  Donald Trump is warning of extreme inflation which given our current path and addiction to spending, it will happen.  We can’t simply keep printing money to pay this debt.  Keep that wool over your eyes because if we keep spending our economy is going to take a big shit right on your head.  It’s a joke to these people.  Well I’m not seeing the humor in it.  It won’t end, they will just find a new way to hide it, and then say sorry when they get caught again.

Sorry isn’t good enough.  I want my money back.  Here is your opportunity to shine Mr. President.  Set an example about you will NOT allow this type of shit to happen on your watch.  The lady in charge over there should have her assests taken, kids beaten, and then shove her dumbass out on the street.  Our whole system is in jeopardy and because of shelfish ME ME ME people like this the rest of us will suffer.  They know the American people are hurting, they did this anyway, and were proud of themselves for doing it.   Makes me sick.

 Unbelieveable.   I’m off to fix my lack of alcohol problem.  Have a fantastic Easter weekend everyone!

Fknbucky

05
Apr
12

Writing while Drinking

Some thoughts I put down last night after a few cocktails….  Thought I would share. 

I wonder how life can be different if I was another color, a woman, or even born in a different country.  Maybe I could trade the shackles of being in a wheelchair for those of being much more tan.  Would that change the way I reacted to life?  Would it change my attitude of fuck the world and the problems that I face??  Would simply changing one problem for another make my outlook on life suddenly change??  Somehow I don’t think so. I would rise up and kick ass just like I’ve always done because that is what my animal instinct is programmed to do.

So many of you say I’m strong, I’m amazing, and I’m blah fucking blah.  You don’t get it.  I am what I’m supposed to be.  I fight to live just like everything else in the world.  Giving up is not an option.  It never has been.  Why have we decided that so many of us get a free pass just because they have challenges??  It doesn’t make sense to me and I hope it never will.  Understanding the “poor me” attitude is something that I will never allow to seep it’s ugly head into my life.  Doesn’t mean I don’t need a nice pat on the back sometimes, but who doesn’t??

I see people daily that have all the ability to do whatever they want in life, but yet they spend their time pissing and moaning about how rough their childhood was.  Tough shit.  I don’t care if your mother didn’t hug you enough.  I don’t care if you were born with bigger tits than your neighbor.  Wait that is a good thing.  Moving on…. I don’t fucking care if you are attracted to people that are the same sex as you.  Life is full of  hard shit to deal with and overcoming those challenges are what makes you worthwhile.  By the way society says being gay, black, or a woman is a “challenge” not me.

Bucky you are to harsh.  You need to be compassionate.  I am compassionate you dumb fuck. By expecting the best out of everyone I give them the opportunity to become someone of substance instead of allowing them to a worthless drain on society for the rest of their lives.  Those of you that don’t see that rob EVERYONE of the opportunity to become someone special.  Yes I had something that made me face my problems and by doing so I found a way to overcome them.

I’m not a “special” person or a freak of nature. I’m simply a farm boy from Wisconsin that was taught at a very young age that taking care of myself was up to ME.  I was taught to not to sit around and wait for some rescue to swoop in and make everything better.  Pushing the limits of life are what made this country special in the first place.  We certainly didn’t become the super power of the world by dragging our feet waiting for the slowest asshole to catch up.  Don’t you get it??  Life is unfair to everyone.  There are no fucking favorites.

I don’t give a shit what your challenges are. That doesn’t make me a republican, independent, or a fucking conservative.  It makes me a person that expects everyone to rise above the hardships they have and becomes someone that  then helps others going through the same shit they did one day.  Why does that make me some sort of monster??  I don’t get it??  What if I sat and cried all day about the raw deal I got because I’m in a wheelchair??  Would you fuckers praise me for it??  

I’m some sort of dumb ass hero because I’ve done exactly what I should have.  I accepted the outcome of my actions and moved on with my life.  If anything I should just be accepted as the norm.  I did what everyone should do.  You got racially profiled.  Tough shit. Move on and make it your life’s agenda to pull your fucking pants up and become someone that doesn’t get fucked with anymore.  Don’t blame me for pointing out the obvious. Life is about choices and you HAVE to deal with ones you make.

Fknbucky

03
Apr
12

Stupid Rady

Tuesday.  Used to be  my favorite day of the week, but lately it is just a reminder of the stupidity we have brought on ourselves as a society.  Trying to please everyone all of the time causes failure.  The problem is no matter how PC you are, and how much you bend over for everyone, there will be some dumbass standing there telling you it isn’t enough.  You see this “let the stupid people live” culture that we have created comes at a price.  That price being we are now surrounded by a bunch of fucking morons.

You’re preaching to choir Bucky.  I know most of you get this and those of you that don’t see it are the stupid people that the rest of us would like to see you move into the white house with your leader. Then you can all stand there and pat each other on the back congratulating yourselves on pushing the bar of stupid beyond what even I thought was possible.  Scolding the Supreme Court??  Ha ha, the guy really does want to be a dictator.  He’s got my vote, to participate on DWTS next season once we make this fucker unemployed. 

Okay back to Tuesday’s and why I’m upset.  I have my beautiful dog Murphy who seems to be at the center of a lot of drama lately.  As I’ve mentioned in previous blogs I spend my Tuesday nights volunteering at the Children’s hospital and have done so for over 5 years.  I’m very proud of this and it has changed my life, my outlook on life, and benefited me far beyond anything I could have hoped for when I first signed up to do it. 

For the last 3 years I’ve taken Murphy with me without any problems.  She was nervous at first, but has really come to enjoy it, and make a whole lot of people smile in the process.  I give her a bath every week to make sure she is clean and fresh for the kids & parents to enjoy.  Again it is a huge hit having her there week in and week out.  Parents stuck at the hospital for weeks sometimes miss their pets and I of course allow them to play with Murph which is a lot of fun to see.  A few months ago a new girl happened to be there and noticed the dog.

I got an email the next day from the hospital telling me that I could not bring my dog with me to the playroom.  I was told I would have to leave her in the car.  This is bullshit.  If you don’t have a dog then you most likely don’t understand the bond that happens between a dog & owner after a few years.   She is like my kid, and you wouldn’t leave your kid in the car for 2 hours would you??  Well some of you should leave your little brats in the car, but that is another blog.

  I was told that the administration (“administration”  is the word for dumbass fuckers that worry about how things look on paper instead of knowing what goes on in real life) was worried she would offend someone that “might” be there for a dog bite.  Yep we are now making policies for pretend patients that affect the REAL people that are there right now.  If someone had a fear of dogs and wanted to use the playroom that particular night, I would simply go home and no more problem.  Patient gets better, goes home, and then I come back with my dog to make the rest of the world happy again. 

So now the hospital is out a volunteer and I have to find a new place to give my time because I will continue doing so.  Giving time to people without asking for a thank you is the most precious gift one has to offer, and in most cases it is free to do. I’m not going to sue the hospital, but I do think they made a very stupid decision which the employees agree and are upset Murph and I can’t come back as well.  We need to take our sanity back.  We need to stop worrying about the .001% we MIGHT piss off and just go for it. 

And most of all we need to have our Miss Universe, be a fucking Miss!!  

Fknbucky

01
Apr
12

The Day. 19 Years today

I wrote this blog 9 years ago.  It is just as relevant today as it was then.  I’ve been paralyzed now for 19 years.  It is hard, life is hard, and for one stupid decision I have a lifetime sentence.  There is no parole, just more days guaranteed to be filled with pain, filled with depression, and filled with regrets.  I make a conscious decision every day to not allow myself to go down this pain, depression, and regret highway.  I don’t always succeed in stopping myself from spending time on this very lonely road which is never healthy, but it is always there begging me to come take the drive.  It will let me go as fast as I want, no morons camping out in the left passing lane, and a plethora of other whiners waiting for me to start the ”Poor Me” conversation.

I could have easily died that day.  Kind of a miracle I didn’t.  Many of you wouldn’t have gotten to know me.  So please read below.  Take a moment to put yourself in my shoes.  Please share it if you think others might benefit from reading this message.

April 1st 2002.  I was paralyzed in a motorcycle accident at 1:32 PM riding home from snowboarding at Copper Mountain.  I should not have been on a motorcycle that day, but I did it anyway.  My inner voice that I usually listen to was drowned out by my ego and irresponsibility.  I accept the outcomes of the choices I make because I’m an adult, a man, and a person that believes it is the only option.  Those that spend their days finding ways to blame others for their problems are only wasting time.

I was in the median of the freeway and I saw the oncoming traffic and thought to myself “this is how I am going to die.”  I accepted it and was strangely not afraid.  I have never really had a fear of being dead, but I don’t want to die early, I just accept what happens.  Then I was in the air.  Flying & flipping head over heels.  I was told later by a witness I did three full flips, but obviously I didn’t stick the landing.  My head hit first and I broke the helmet that was saving my life.  I believe the helmet pushed into my spine and smashed it.

I was awake the entire time and remember every detail.  It was the hardest moment of my life to date.  I knew I was paralyzed and I was scared.  My feet and legs were point up, but my chest & head were twisted around.  I had to take my arm and push against the ground to make my body look “normal” again.  That was scary as well.  A man from Africa got to me first.  He didn’t speak English, but just looked at me.  He tried to take my helmet off, but I told him not to with hand gestures.  A woman ran up to me and held my hand, while her husband parked the car.  While he was running over to me I could hear him say “Is he breathing.”

Then another woman showed up and held my other hand and proceeded to tell me that “she loved me”.  This is when I started to think I was dying.  That is what you say to people that are dying, and it started to freak me out.  The first woman saw this and told her to stop, but the 2nd woman argued back that I needed to hear it.  I was laying in the median of a freeway freshly paralyzed and still had women fighting over me.  It is the cross I bear…

An ambulance came and took me to a hospital.  What happened in that hospital was the scariest, hardest, and worst hour I can think of.  The questions and answers are something I wish I could forget.  You don’t need to know those details.  I was then taken by a helicopter to Denver where I was in critical condition for a few days. I told the lady on the helicopter to give me some serious drugs because I didn’t want to be there right then.  I said “I’ll deal with the rest of this tomorrow.”  She did.

Every time someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, this is what runs through my mind.  Still think it isn’t rude to ask somebody that question.  I get asked by complete strangers multiple times in a day sometimes.  Make sure your kids know better.  It was ten years ago and my life has changed substantially.  My views of the world, the government, and the way I represent myself.  Being in the hospital was like attending my own funeral.  People came from everywhere just to stand in that room to say nothing while saying everything.  They came to stand there and say “I care about you Bucky”.  This saved my life and ensured I would do everything I could to stay ME.

Doctors and nurses tried to trick me into taking antidepressants daily.  I would get a little cup full of pills, but I would ask everyday what each one is.  They would tell me not to worry about it, those were all good for me.  I refused to take any until I knew what they were.  After a week my sister told them to knock it off because I was getting pissed.  I was supposed to be depressed, I had just been fucking paralyzed.  It is natural.  Somehow I still found time to smile in that hospital bed, and even tell jokes to ease the tension of everyone.

Life is a journey and sometimes it is fucking really hard.  I don’t know what problems you have and personally I don’t care.  I will care if you ask me too, but way I see it, until you do it isn’t my business.  What I do know is that we all have problems no matter what race, religion, tax bracket, gender, age, or whatever other category you want to use to separate people.  That is what we all are, just one plain label.  People.

I’m not sure how I want to close this one.  I’ll just leave you with this.  I have overcome this and I’m a productive member of society.  The man I have become is because I faced my problems and solved them on my own. Those challenges took a cocaine abusing, drunken, womanizing, snowboarder into a drunken womanizing guy in a wheelchair.  I am proud of the man I am today, and who knows what I would be doing if it weren’t for those hardships.

As a community, country, and world we need to teach people that facing and solving your problems will make you a better person.  It will make you a stronger person and teach you things that you never even knew existed.

Be kind to others.  Don’t worry about the car that cut you off, the rude comments made online, or the outrage the 24/7 news channel is telling you to have.  Just be kind to everyone.  Not just the people that think like you do.

Fknbucky

30
Mar
12

A little of this, a little of that..

So I can see what word grouping people google that end up reading my blog and all I got to say you are some sick puppies.  The number 1 wording is Jessica Alba Sex with Feet. I’m all for searching Jessica, but I’m in love with her intellect.  Ha ha, I can’t even type that without feeling my nose grow a couple inches.   They now have a feature which shows the countries people are reading my blog and it is global somehow.  I have no idea how people in Croatia know about Fknbucky, but they do.  I might want to go back and revise Cheif 8 Ball.

You know the trial by media continues with everyday a new twist to show that either Trayvon or George was either wrong or right.  Everyone is wrong by making decisions without knowing all the facts and hopefully the police can do their job and whatever justice needs to happen, will.  New witnesses six weeks later or recanted testimony never really sits well with me, but I like you wasn’t there so I don’t know what the truth actually is.  Maybe we can all give up our freedoms completely and put video cameras every where so that we will always know what happened.  Make for one hell of a reality show.

Maybe we should just kill George and move on.   Not sure how that is going to make things right, but you all know better than I do.  The black panthers put a bounty on this man.  Now that is some intelligent thinking .  Everytime we “think” someone is guilty we should put a bounty on them hoping someone will step up and kill them.  These are the same people that cheered when OJ was found Not Guilty.  All I know for sure is hoodie manufacturers & the Skittles company are not complaining.

I get to pick my car up today from the shop as some asshole decided I was just kidding when I stopped at a red light.  Nothing like a good ramming in the back end to make one appreciate the little things in life.  Sucks driving a rental car with no sky window.  Murphy is pissed she can’t watch the clouds as we sit in Southern CA traffic two hours a day.  Oh well $1,000 later and it is like it never happened.  Money and violence solves everything.

This is a weird weekend for me as it will be the 10th anniversary of my accident.  1 decade.  Seems so long ago, but then again it seems like yesterday.  I can’t imagine if I had died that day and all of the experiences I’ve had in the last ten years would have been lost.  I’ve been able to see my nieces and nephews grow up, my friend go to jail for crack, and built a successful career as a salesman.  I’ve also got to see America gets its first black president which should have been a good thing if he wasn’t a communist.

Be nice if Herman Cain could have kept his dark fingers off the ever tempting white chocolate, but that presidential bid when down like Monica in the Oval office.  I read the Hunger Games books (1 & 2) last weekend and will finish the third one this weekend.  I liked them, but it sure does make you think about big brother taking control of our lives.  People think they have it so rough in America, but in reality there is real suffering around the world that gets ignored because your pissed off the Clantons can’t afford cable TV in their trailer home on fixed income.  Don’t worry Joe Biden gave .2% of his income last year to charity.  Way to lead by example Joe.

So in closing take that $20 you were thinking about putting in your kids college fund and buy some beer.  The world is going to end long before little Sarah gets a chance to cash in on the free birth control.  Have a happy Friday suckers and enjoy the good weather. 

Fknbucky

28
Mar
12

Cool Down….

It is unbelievable to see the amount of misdirected emotions going on in the USA concerning this kid in Florida.  The nationwide media is partly to blame along with all of the people who want to make a race war.  If this is what people want please continue blindly protesting and demanding for justice that will never happen.  Nobody is paying attention to the real facts that are coming out.  If this man Zimmerman was 100% guilty of committing this crime he would be in jail right now.

I read about how Spike Lee tweeted an address supposedly belonging to George Zimmerman, but it ended up being an elderly couple that have now had to flee thier home for their safety.  This is absolutely wrong and does not benefit anyone associated with this case/incident.  People need to cool down and take a step back in a very real way right now or there will more trouble.  “Reverend” Al Sharpton is flaming a fire with gasoline and any church I’ve been associated with does NOT incite violence.  Actually they should be praying for George Zimmerman if he had true hate in his heart so that he be free of it, but that is another story.  It is the truth though if you have any knowledge of the teachings of Jesus Christ.

I’m not here to preach.  Not my MO, but I thought it should be said.  I usually tell jokes, use curse words, and just write because it is fun to do so.  I’m scared for the fact that without knowing any details of what actually happened that night people across the United States threw common sense out the window and ran head first with their eyes closed.  I would be scared to be at the recieving end of the witch hunt that is now under way.  We have authorities in place to handle these problems and to stay civilized we must allow them to do their jobs.  Anyone can twist facts to support their point of view and it has been done in this tragedy in a way that I’m appalled to see.

The pictures circulating of Trayvon are from a few years ago.  That is just a fact.  He was not the little boy they are showing in the pictures.  He was 6′ 3″ tall and broke this man’s nose.  He then proceeded to smash the back of his head into a concrete sidewalk while George Zimmerman pleaded for help from surrounding neighbors.  This is according to an eye witness and has nothing to do with my beliefs.  I’m not a racist person as I don’t see this as a color issue.  I see this as an incident that happened between two men that both made poor decisions resulting in the death of one of them.  Making poor decisions is NOT always a crime, but sometimes irreversable events do happen in which we must live with them. 

Celebrities and people with influence need to be very careful with their actions because if innocent people like the elderly couple get hurt, I would personally hold them accountable.  In fact if something happened to them after Spike’s tweet he should be put in jail.  That is more irresponsible than both Trayvon and George combined in my mind.  They did nothing wrong and because one person wants to support “the cause” with complete disregard for facts should be a punishable offense.

There is absolutely no way this country can EVER overcome racial matters if both sides insist on identifying people by color.  Again I make jokes and talk shit about all people from all walks of life because I think it is funny.  In fact everyone does behind closed doors, I just happen to open those doors and not care what people think.  I have lots of friends which happen to look all kinds of different ways.  I enjoy them for who they are and will continue to do so for the rest of my life.  This entire situation is blown out of proportion by a grieving mother and father that have been taken advantage of to support a racial cause that is NOT going to help anyone in this country.

They are angry because they lost their son, I don’t blame for being such, and I can’t imagine the pain they are feeling.  It is under extremely unfair circumstances that they did, and my heart truly goes out to them. Although unfair and as heartbreaking as it is, Trayvon did attack this man and he is now dead because of it.  Had he not done this he would be just fine today.  Making this a national debate and a “cause” isn’t going to change the facts or help this family get through the grieving process.  Please talk with your kids and let them know that only seconds of poor decision making can result in a lifetime of pain and suffering, or worse the loss of a life altogether.

Fknbucky

27
Mar
12

A good Day for a Duke Reference

$200,000.  Would you like to have that amount of money??  Would you walk with your eyes closed to get it??  I would personally let them keep their cash and keep my self respect, but in this time of the “Almighty Dollar” and nothing else matters who needs a sense of self worth.   Worth comes from checking accounts, AMEX black cards,  and how big the rims are on my Cadillac Escalade Bucky.  I see this shit  on the news and it blows my fucking mind right out of my head and straight into the depths of I want to kill you all land. 

The fact that 75% of you (made up statistic) are thinking damn I wish I could have some fucked up shit happen to me so I can get paid makes me want to pull out Mr. AK-47.   What the fuck happened to us??  This model in Texas that walked into a moving propeller and lost her eye & hand is a tragedy don’t get me wrong.  I fell off a motorcycle one day and I lost the use of my legs.  Life is a real bitch sometimes, but it doesn’t mean you get to be compensated for being an idiot.  If I am getting off an AIRPLANE, I’m going to make damn sure I don’t walk into the propeller.  I would be thinking of nothing else.  My mind would stop thinking about naked chicks for at least 60 seconds until I was 100% sure I wasn’t going to hit that damn thing.

Reading parts of this lawsuit makes me want to throw up, or it could be the 4 finger glass of Wild Turkey I drank this morning with my honey nut cheerios.  One can never tell with situations like these.  The father of this girl is suing the plane’s insurance as well.  I’m sorry I didn’t see where he got fucked up.  Maybe my parents can sue the motorcycle manufacturer because they want their mortgage paid off.  Here is the point, I still want Jessica Alba so damn bad I can taste it.  Or maybe that is still the Wild Turkey.  Either way I’m good.

We had a great conversation at dinner last night about what company in San Diego has the best looking call girls.  Wait, okay right before that we were talking about what happened in the last 50-60 years in this country??  I watch old movies and TV shows and if you tried to give someone a handout they tried to fight you.  It was an insult, but now somehow our culture has turned into one of not only acceptance, but one of ENTITLEMENT.  I have only one thing to say.  You have got to be shitting me. 

Ever seen the movie McClintok with John Wayne.  That farmer kid begs for a JOB and it makes him sick.  He begged for a fucking JOB and he felt bad.  Now we have hundreds of thousands of people in this country that beg for everything and get pissed off when we don’t give it to them.  We also have another group of dickheads that get pissed off that I’m not willing to jump up and say “I’d love to give these lazy pieces of shit my hard earned money”.   Somebody has to help me out here because this non college educated dumbass just isn’t getting it.

I’m sorry you lost your looks there princess in Texas.  Really I am.  Tough shit like what you are going through is hard and hopefully you spent part of you life working on a personality because you are going to need it.  Here is the kicker though.  I don’t believe you deserve any money because you didn’t watch where you are walking.  My parents told me from the day I took my first steps to watch where I’m going.  How many of you had parents that said “don’t worry about where you are going, if you miss a step, you can sue somebody else and make a bunch of money??  Ehh…

I’m not a cold hearted bastard, I mean my parents were married when I was born.  Makes me just cold hearted genius.  This woman has had some extremely tough stuff happen to her, but to expect a 7 figure payout is bullshit.  The rest of us have to pay higher fees everytime this stuff happens because insurance companies don’t eat the loss.  The raise the rates on everyone else that does watch where they are walking to make up for the lost money.   Same deal with healthcare & doctors.  We as intelligent human beings (all six of us) need to rise up and say stop this shit already. 

Bad stuff happens to good people everyday.  You can’t sue your way out of it.  Accept that, stop feeling sorry for yourself, and in no way will a huge check will make it ALL better. 

Fknbucky

24
Mar
12

Ignorance & Anger

I’m about to walk Murphy while wearing a hoodie.  I wonder if I should pack some heat??  Can’t hurt I mean I do live in La Jolla and we have a lot of Asians around here.  Fucking smart kids and damn doctor school.  They aren’t even hot Asians…  Love you long time.  That shooting is a tragedy, but to have a trial in the media is another example of the bullshit our fellow Americans are capable of daily.  The kid most likely did not look like the choir boy in the picture that is floating around everywhere.  Look he didn’t deserve to die, but the other guy, out of fear and ignorance might have overreacted just like the thousands of people protesting daily.

I’m sure none of you have ever overreacted to a situation.  Or got fearful of a black youth late at night that you considered looked like a thug.  Of course when you were 17 you never talked any shit to some older guy,  started a fight, or acted like an asshole for no reason.   If you are going to start shit with a man holding a gun, you might want to bring something stronger than a bag of skittles.  Maybe the youth acted like his skittles was a gun??  Maybe he was secretly gay and tried to rape the dumbass “Hispanic” man??  Here is the kicker.  None of us were there so how the fuck can we DEMAND this man be arrested and convicted of murder??

I’ve watch the first 48 and all kinds of people get away with shit way worse than this case??  Where is the outcry then??  Oh wait that is just black on black crime which seems to be okay in our inner cities.  Where is the Reverend Sharpton on all of those murders??  To busy counting his money from inciting race wars.  This is a crime between a dumbass and a dumbass.  Color, religion, or any other bullshit you want to label them with has nothing to do it.  That kid could have simply held his hands up and said “Sir I don’t know what your issue is, but I would be happy to wait here with you for the police to work out any misunderstanding”.

The white dipshit could have said “that would be best”.  Bam no dead kid and no more racial bullshit that makes all white people out to be a bunch of fucking nigger hating psycho’s.  People are comparing this to lynching back in the day??  What the fuck??  Didn’t we outlaw lynching in 2002??  Fucking Bush took all our fun hobbies away.  No smoking weed, no gay marriage, and no lynching.  I just can’t imagine this guy Zimmerman went out of his house that night and thought I’m going to kill me an unarmed African American youth for sport.

I read that he was bleeding from his head and other places that showed evidence of being attacked.  If this is true then the man acted in self defense.  I wasn’t there so I don’t know, but I’m not in the habit of shooting my mouth off about shit I know nothing about.  Wait that is exactly what I do.  Well fuck it, it isn’t about me now is it??  I know better than to start shit with a stranger in a strange neighborhood.  At least now I do.  When I was a youth, I very well could have been this kid that got shot because I did shoot my mouth off and luckily I just got punched a few times.

Why is it that the president for ALL AMERICANS can’t help himself but to comment when black people or people that think like he does have problems??  Remember the professor and the white cop.  That cop was stupid for doing his job.  Now this kid looks like he could be Obama’s child.  Just like Sasha and the other one.  I guess Bristol Palin isn’t tan enough to warrant the support of OUR president.  What about the two white British tourists that were gunned down in cold blood right there in Florida??  Oh the man on trial is black and the victims were white.  Those people killed don’t work out to more votes so who has time for that shit??

I’m biased and critical of our president which is my fucking right as an American.  I had to listen to 8 years of shit about Bush with another 4 tacked on because the libs can’t take responsibility for shit.  Why the fuck am I paying $87 to fill up my gas tank??  I’m told over and over we have no shortage of fuel??  So what the fuck is driving up the cost of gasoline??  How about spending some time on that shit Mr. President and leave the investigating to, um wait for it, investigators.  You know the people we pay to do that shit.  If those citizens don’t like the job their sheriff is doing they can elect a new one.  A black one that lets black people kill white people for a couple years to even the score.

Now the protect yourself law is under scrutiny.  What about a few months ago when a pizza delivery guy tried to rape and kill that hot little piece of ass and she shot him with her cute little pistol??  She was attacked and fought back with a gun and won.  These two situations aren’t alike, but then again they are.  The law is not the problem, but the fact that two individuals acted in anger and with violence towards each other and now one is dead.  I leave this case up to professional police people that should act in the best interest of everyone.  Maybe if the shooter was named OJ we could just skip all this shit.  Where was Reverend Sharpton then??  Fucking bloodsuckers.

Cool your head and think, it just might save your life.

Fknbucky

13
Mar
12

Bring them Home!

Damn time change.  I’m all screwed up, well more than usual which is a lot.  Yesterday I didn’t want to get out of bed and today I can’t sleep past 4:30 AM.  How does that happen??  Hard to sleep when your mind won’t stop thinking about stuff.  Most of you haven’t had a thought in years so you have no idea what I’m talking about.  Mine are all about hookers and illegal narcotics, but at least I still do some thinking. Just kidding I only think about hookers on pay day.

Speaking of pay day, I’m still getting raped by my creepy Uncle every two weeks and no matter how much I talk about it no one cares.  California is voting to raise taxes once again and in fact we have 3 new tax laws to be voted on.  All of them taxing the “rich” people more which obviously is our problem.  Those fucking rich people with their intelligence, we’ll fix them!!  Oh wait maybe they will just move someplace they don’t get taxed 13% for state tax….

How do we let things like Sandra Fluke distract us from the real problems we face??  I’m as guilty as everyone else.   Our soldiers are getting attacked in Afghanistan and now it is by the same people we are apparently trying to help.  What we need to do is come home.  They don’t want us there, fine, fix your own fucked up country and we will sit over here and watch.  If 1 person comes over here and fucks with us, we will come back and blow up everything from 30,000 feet above sea level.  You won’t even get to see the plane that blows your dumbass up.

I don’t want one more American hero (what we call military members where I’m from) getting killed so Obama and company can continue this PC war.  I don’t care about poll numbers or staying the course.  Bring our boys home and be done with it.  These places don’t have patriotism like we do, they don’t give a shit about their country.  They are loyal to the “tribe” they are from and will do anything to save that.  We would not be the country we are if people from Minnesota would never talk to people from Wisconsin.   Oh and Wisconsin rules and Minnesota sucks balls by the way.  Fucking Vikings….

I think you get my point and I’m tired of the stories about how we burn a couple books and those morons decide to riot. What the fuck is that??  Until these people are ready to start acting like adults and not little children throwing temper tantrums there is not shit we can do for them.  I’m all about helping people that are willing to help themselves, but I will be damned if I will ask our military to be babysitters.  We have our own problems here in the USA with people unwilling to help themselves.

Do you know why we have so many millionaires in this country??  Because we had a FREE market to go out and earn whatever you wanted.  If you are not happy with the amount of money you’re making you are free to do something about it.  Read some books, go to school, hell get a fucking library card to start.  You know that building you drive past 6 times a day, but have NEVER stepped inside.  Still wonder why you don’t make more money??

Alright I got sidetracked there, but seriously how much longer do we need to stay in these countries that don’t want us there.  I’m all for killing terrorists, but let’s just do it with a plane and rockets.  We aren’t going to win the hearts and minds of people that are dead set on hating us.  This is why I don’t talk to black people.  Ohh you didn’t see that coming.  Just kidding I hate people for way better reasons than what color they are.

We need to stop fighting a war that we don’t want to win as Obama put it.  Either we tell our guys to go out and kill everybody in our way or we bring them home.  Sounds cruel huh??  Well how cruel is it to send our heros into battle for 10 years and sacrifice their lives because you don’t want negative press??

Bring them home today.  Fuck Afghanistan.

Fknbucky




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