FknBucky

I thought I would write something positive today.  The sun came up.

Fknbucky

Stupid faggot.  I’m not going to hire no fucking wetback.  Niggers are only good for playing sports.  Do I have your attention??  I would stretch out to say these are all what the mass public would say is um politically uncorrect.  I know I said “uncorrect” asshole.  What does it matter to you??  Well it doesn’t Bucky; I’ve never thought bad about someone because they are different??  That is only white rednecks with three teeth.  Yep they are the bad ones.

Hmmm funny how if I used any of those terms in a “real life” situation I would be fired from my job, burned at the stake by the media, and then killed by tree hugging transvestites.  All of the above rules get thrown out if you happen to believe in God.  Then the public has the right to judge you, trash you, and pray to whatever they pray to that you fall on your face so they can laugh at you.

This bashing of Tim Tebow is fucked up.  Where are all the just let people live groups when people talk shit about him.  Same place they hole up when Sarah Palin gets called a cunt.  You want to believe in this PC bullshit because your thin skin can’t handle a little brash talk then do it for everyone and stop being a fucking hypocrite.  Just because you can’t handle that some man is better than you and he makes you feel like shit for being a fuck-up isn’t an excuse to talk some major shit.

In fact you should be happy that we finally have a role model for kids that isn’t banging hookers and snorting cocaine.  Our society has it so backwards that we hope good people screw up so we can feel better about ourselves for not even trying.  I’m in the gutter with the rest of you dickheads, but at least I admit it.  My beliefs are exactly that.  Mine.  Get your own, but don’t talk shit to  a person because he has morals and sticks to them.  Your jealous that he is stronger than you, and it shows like your herpes on a full moon.

In fact why in the hell is his religion even MATTER??  If he was black nobody talks about it.  If he was Mexican no one would talk about it. Well maybe I don’t see a lot of Jose’s in the NFL.  They don’t grow very big down there, but now I’m off subject.  If he liked to sleep with men after a Sunday afternoon, nobody would dare talk about that.  Let’s go to the next level genius.  If he was MUSLIM and someone said it, President Obama himself would come out and strike them dead.

He has the right to pray, believe, and do whatever the fuck he wants to.  Just like the creepy idiots that live in Hollywood.  Don’t go there unless you want to question why the fuck humanity still exists.  I hate the Broncos but I’m all for Tebow winning, practicing what he believes, and leading in a positive way.  I can’t be him, but I’m glad he is out there.

I bet he could get Jessica Alba’s number.  Damn I love her.  By the way that picture is Tebow’s girlfriend.  See you all in church Sunday.

Fknbucky

Black on black crime.  When will it end??  Never because black people are criminals.  Oooo that gets you all fired up doesn’t it.  Guess what I don’t care.  Every race has criminals genuis.  I didn’t say all black people are criminals so scream your PC bullshit at someone that might give a F&^%.  I’m trying to censor myself as my therapist says it might help me make friends.  So where was I??  Oh yeah black on black crime.

This is bullshit.  Some doctor gets 4 years of prison for killing Michael Jackson??  He wasn’t even black when he was killed.  Maybe that is why he got the full sentence….  The jury thought it was a black man that killed a white woman.  Oh I’m glad I’ve been able to think this through.   Too bad for that guy.  I guess the 100K he was raking in from Jacko every month will keep him warm in the cold prison cell with his new found love for gay sex. 

I think it is crap they charged the guy with anything.  If it really was a white woman, it would have been a hit TV show.  Remember Anna Nicole??  We watched that dumb bitch eat enough pills to kill a small army and looooved it.  Her son got in on the action and decided to pay the piper early as well.  I don’t remember anyone trying to sue the E channel for Anna’s big dumb ass killing herself one half hour every week.  I guess she just married some rich horny creepy old man, and wasn’t actually the rich horny creepy man.  Hmmm disturbing on all levels.  Even I want to take a shower for thinking this out.

Hell crack dealers don’t even get 4 years of prison and they kill all kinds of people with the shit they sell.  Not to mention the lives they destroy, ho’s they make, and sales they drive for Reynold’s Wrap.  This is such a blantant crock of shit that I’m baffled.  OJ gets away with Murdur and this guy does 4 years?  LA is a pile of shit and we should blow it up.

Now a bunch of dipshits will get together and demand that the morons tasked with leading us pass some bullshit law that will somehow screw some poor bastard 5 years from not that doesn’t deserve it.  Why can’t these idiots just see this for what it was.  A rich moron paid Dr. moron to do some dumb shit.  Now the rich moron is dead and the Dr. Moron (should have lost Dr. License without question) no longer has a career or gravy train.  Case closed.  Instead we have to spend $$$ housing Dr. moron in a special secluded prison cell at club fed for a couple years on the tax payer’s dime.  Fucking idiots.

Fknbucky

Monday’s are always brutal.  Like the walk of shame on a Sunday morning in a small town where everyone knows you.  You remember wearing a pair of turquoise shorts, tall athletic socks that had the yellow & blue rings at the top, and a harley davidson shirt because some chick puked on you the night before.  No experience there, just something I remember somebody telling me once.  Sometimes you just want to punch everyone that looks at you just because they are looking at you.  You are not alone.

We should have kill stupid people day.  I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it until it sticks.  My luck the day it gets passed I’ll be the dipshit parked in the middle of the intersection during a red light.  Hate that fucker.  Don’t go out there unless you KNOW it won’t turn red on you and you’re stuck blocking everybody else.  You’re the important guy driving your 82′ Accord.  Yep Mr. Doctor important guy talking on your car phone.

Co-worker is another word for dumbass mother fucker I spend 8 hours a day with.  I guess it got to wordy and they had to shorten it somehow.  Not sure why the work is in there though.  Must be some inside joke by the people that made it up.  Most co-workers don’t work at all.  They just fuck stuff up for the rest of us that actually do stuff during the day.  Somebody out there has to feel my pain.

Ah Monday you big beautiful bitch you.  Like a really big drunk chick with bad breath that wants to sit on your lap because your in a wheelchair and that makes sense….  Hmm my legs don’t work so you want to squish them out of existence??  Thanks for the offer baby, but I’ll pass for tonight.  6 shots later I take her home.  Ahh Monday….

So I thought I would write a little something for you all on this day.  Yesterday was my biggest day ever for people reading my blog.  All 4 of you on the same day.  Enjoy the picture as it is the best part of my Monday.

Fknbucky

Presidential.  Big word that comes with enormous responsibilities.  Think you could handle it??  I don’t.  It has to be the craziest job ever and I write this blog to ensure no one will ever ask me to do it.  I would hit the button, turn your country into a parking lot, then take all your natural resources only paying the shipping and handling costs.   America!  Fuck Yeah!

So most of you realize I have conservative views and understand I’m fine with people who disagree with me.  This is the way our country was set up.  Debate is good.   I would never ask someone to do something that I wasn’t willing to do myself.  I believe that is a very important virtue and everyone should have it.

We have some politicians that don’t really see it that way.  They will TELL you they do any chance they get, but actions, my friends, are what  expose the truth about all of us.  Want to know the truth about me??  Follow me around for a week and you’ll learn I work full time, volunteer, practice my beliefs, and beat the shit out of my dog every morning for fun.

We have a president that is unable to lead this country.  After 3 years it is painfully clear.  I did hope he would do as he claimed he could and bring us all together.  Instead he spent a few trillion dollars of money we don’t have and pointed the finger (middle one) at the rest of us on the healthcare bill.  I don’t want my government telling me to buy food, clean underwear, or medicine.  You wait 5 years and when you need  surgery but it takes 7 months to get on the list don’t come crying back to me.

Mr. Barrack Hussien Obama is going to raise $1,000,000,000 to defeat his opponent whomever that might be.  Listening to DEMOCRAT leaders talking about how he will do this is a scary thing.  In fact a couple of democrat party enthusiasts wrote a piece in the Wall Street Journal (1 year ago) about why Obama should resign after one term.  When I first heard this I thought bullshit, but then they laid out their reasoning and one would have to ponder if they are right.

Our current Commander and Chief has accomplished nothing worth doing since being in office.  He killed Usama; Bucky!!  Fuck that, our military killed that pile of camel shit.  Obama was sitting in a room watching TV while our Navy Seals kicked some towel head ASS!!  America; Fuck Yeah!  A goat could have given the order to go in and kill that slimy bastard. A real man would have killed him and then flew to Pakistan, grabbed General Habib by the balls, and asked “Why the fuck didn’t you tell us he was in your backyard?”

Ok again getting off subject here.  We are currently divided in this country worse than many have ever seen it.  People pointing fingers at rich people like they caused all their problems.  Wake up; one way or another you cause all your problems.  Good thing is YOU can fix them, if you simply stop whining and try.  Again off subject.  So with all this finger pointing we aren’t getting along.  The democrat experts say the only way Obama can get reelected is to run the meanest dirtiest campaign EVER.  Ouch.

This means if he wins it will be for his glory and because he believes he is more important than the country itself.  We are all supposed to tightening our belts while he uses 1 billion dollars to get himself back into the highest office of power in the world??  When has Obama created jobs?  Did he really think we would go for ANOTHER stimulus bill when he gave his all important Pass This Bill Right Away speech.  It’s those republicans doing nothing Bucky.  Bullshit, Obama had control of all three branches for 2 years and didn’t get shit done.  He could have raised the debt ceiling to 25 trillion, but HE DID NOT.  He has failed to LEAD at every chance.

I’m scared for the division that will come if we reelect this man. More people will vote conservatives to the House & Senate to block his liberal agenda for this country and absolutely nothing will get done besides more finger pointing.  The next 4 years in this country needs to be a time to come together, stop these wars, and focus on getting the USA back to #1.  I won’t apologize for America being awesome; ever.  We do more good in the world than every other country combined.

We have a man that is more worried about himself than this country and that is a very dangerous thing.  You don’t have to think that, but I do and I’m not afraid to say it.  For those of you that blindly follow, just stop for one minute and think of what good can come of four more years of this extreme division.  We need a leader that can bring us together, stop spending,  and prove once and for all Nancy Pelosi is a fucking vampire.

Hillary in 2012!

Fknbucky

P.S.   I know this will be upsetting to some of you, but I don’t give a fuck.  Just in case you wondered.

Oh what a day.  So many thoughts and I have to put them in 500 words or less otherwise your little brain tunes out.  I just wasted 24 of them complaining.  Ha it was worth it.  I do not understand the urge to shop on the day after Thanksgiving so I’ll just make fun of it like everything else I don’t get.  I heard on the radio that people were camped out on Wednesday for Black Friday.  This is beyond stupid and someone should simply kill them all.  Roll up in a minivan, open the side door, and use an AK-47 to mow them all down.  I swear I haven’t given this much thought…  Dumb bastards.

Keeping with the intelligence factor, I see some lady uses pepper spray on other shoppers at Walmart to keep them back from the XBOX 360.  Something tells me the 3 little  bastard kids she had with her aren’t even on the Nice List.   Twenty people this lady assaults and for what??  A babysitter for the next three years so she can work on creating some siblings for them.  Police can’t find her, those kids now think it is okay to pepper spray strangers, and they now have one hell of a future as felons or single parents.  As a nation we are fucked.

I just read the book The Blind Side which tells the story about Michael Oher.  Great book I highly recommend it to anyone.  Most likely you will switch over to porn in about 250 more words so I’ll just tell you what I learned from it.  That guy had a fucked up childhood.  See that was much easier than you expected.

“Da man” came to his shack in Hurt Village (as bad as it sounds) and took him, his 3 sisters, and his 4 brothers to foster homes.  He has never seen his little sisters again.  His mother who is addicted to crack, booze, and obviously cocks didn’t do anything to help him or his siblings.  She is quoted as saying God put them babies in me, and he don’t put any mouths on this Earth he don’t plan to feed.  Genius.  Have you seen a continent called Africa ever??

Here is my real point as I know you are getting bored and thinking about a Dirty Sanchez, his mother just went on having more babies. Da Police took the first ones away, but thats okay she has the ingredients to make more.  Awesome.  On the first of the month she got her welfare check and would leave for 10 days to get high.  Now if that don’t seem the best way to spend our tax dollars..  And now we are being told that it isn’t enough??  Here is a thought: Welfare is NOT a lifetime profession.  Hmm.

I don’t blame these people for their problems completely, but I do blame them for not helping us help them.  How many generations are we going to let slip past and continue down this path before somebody in those communities steps up??  How you going tell me I have to pay more so people can smoke it up?? I can’t smoke crack, but Da Man takes my money and gives it to people that DO??  Then some bleeding heart dickhead tells me I’m an asshole for not liking it??  Something is wrong here, but I’ll let you think it through.

Just giving out money isn’t the answer.  These kids need real role models, an education, and some parents.  We need to stress some family values and take responsibility for the little shits we create.  Starting with some personal responsibility (there it is again, I use that term A LOT) to KNOW that you can’t take care of a baby so you DON’T fucking make one.

Well if you made it to here it is about 650 words and I’m proud of you.  I try to believe the process of thinking for yourself is not dead in our society, but daily I’m proven wrong.  Bringing these issues up is only the 1st step.  Talk brings about change.

Fknbucky

Today we all get ready to enjoy family, friends, binge drinking, football, Black Friday, and of course eat dry crappy turkey that you have to act like you are happy to have it.  In my spare time I like to read and today I found an interesting fact about people in our great country.  Parts of me (a very small tiny black part) feel sorry for the stupid bastards that have to die this way, but mostly I figure it is population control.   We should all have a moment of silence to recognize the fact these individuals will never breed again.

Okay I’m kidding about the dry turkey I’m usually blessed to have someone around who cooks a good one.   The interesting fact comes from people that decide a deep fat fried turkey is the way to go on November 24th.  What sounds like a fantastic mouth watering way to enjoy T-Day dinner is a recipe for disaster when you mix in a pinch of I’m a fucking moron.

Hot oil, frozen turkey, deep fat fryer in the house, and a person dumb enough to mix them all makes for some interesting statistics and one hell of an article on the internet.   A direct quote from the article I read.

“In all seriousness, every year deep-fryer fires are responsible for five deaths, 60 injuries, the destruction of 900 homes, and more than $15-million in property damage, according to the National Fire Protection Association.” 

People are free in this country (kind of) to do whatever they want and I’m all for the deep fried turkey.  We should encourage those around us that wish to try this without thinking about it at all.  If you fall into this category I thank you for reading my blog and not understanding it is you I complain about in every one of them. 

I will leave you to ponder this uneasily answered question.  How can 900 people be dumb enough to destroy their own home with an exploding turkey EVERY YEAR???  

Who wants to bet the majority of them are Nancy Pelosi constituents???  Maybe we should give away turkey fryers in Northern CA……..

Fry baby fry.  Happy Turkey Day.

Fknbucky

Unemployed... Hmm Wonder Why???

Saturday morning and I’m ready to have a cocktail. Who says drinking at 9 AM is unacceptable??  Bloody Mary at World Famous on the beach in Pacific Beach is sounding pretty damn good right now.  Better hurry up with this damn blog so I can get after it.  So yesterday I was emailed some history and quotes about Thomas Jefferson.  It really got me thinking about the founding fathers of our great country.

We have such a unique opportunity in being free to follow whatever path anyone of us would like.  You want to be a doctor you are free to go be a doctor.  I have a friend that is a veterinarian and I saw first hand how much effort she had to put forth to become one.   It took years of dedication, always trying hard, and even with many set backs she made it.  I’m so proud to call this woman my friend.  I think of it often when I’m looking at an uphill battle and remind myself things worth having are worth the time & effort.

Here is my point.  You are a lazy piece of shit that needs to put some effort forth if you want to succeed in life.  You are free to do this, but at no place in our history are you guaranteed anything.  The only guarantee you have is that one day you will die.  What happens between today and that day is completely up to you.  There are going to be hard days between then and now which will mean you’ll have to problem solve.  This means YOU need to take care of yourself.

I have my own shit to deal with and that is exactly what I do.  I solve my own problems with the help of others that I would help should they need it.  I don’t want the government to solve any of my problems, I want them to stay the fuck out of my life. The government is there to make sure our roads don’t suck, Cousin Eddie doesn’t steal my shit, and stop using my tax dollars to buy votes.  Period.  I’m not alone, but we need to make our voices heard.  Stop whining and get a fucking JOB.

Just because you are to lazy or stupid to solve your own problems does not mean the rest of us are.  Occupy Wallstreet??  WTF??  Occupy a fucking job you worthless piece of shit.  Corporate greed blah blah blah.  Of course they have greed, name someone that doesn’t.  Do we tear down the entire system because a couple assholes got greedy??  Do you ever think about the jobs they create??  The amount of money given to charity by some of these corporations??  Of course not, you just think about how much they have and how much you don’t have.  Tough shit.  You are free to work and earn all you want, but yet you sit, day in and day out, with your thumb up your ass waiting for some dumb chick to sleep in your tent so you can cop a feel.

Meanwhile people trying to make a buck and take care of their families are stuck looking like a bunch of assholes.  We just passed the $15,000,000,000,000 mark for our nations debt.  What have you done about it??  Oh Obama please give me more free shit.  Nothing is free.  Take a look at some zero’s genius.  If we took all the rich people’s money tomorrow it would be $169,000,000,000 in total.  Taxed 100%.  It is a drop in the bucket.  It would be like getting a lap dance from a stripper with a peg leg.  That made no sense, but I had a weird night yesterday.

Two years later those some evil rich people will have the money back because they are smart and work hard.  Your thumb would be black from being stuck in your ass, and you would be hoping for another fat dumb broad to come into your tent.  The whole point is personal responsibility and if you don’t have any, YOU are the reason this country is fucked.  Not the good way like my peg leg beauty offered, but the prison gang bang that my friend Rob really loves.

Fknbucky

I’m looking for something positive to write about, but it isn’t as easy as it sounds.  Things are really fucked up these days and it sucks.  We have two sides in this country that are deeply dug in without any hope of giving up some ground.   Everyone needs to sit back a take a deep breath.  Ok now look at the person next to you and punch them in the face as they most likely disagree with you, and violence is the only way to solve our problems.

Just kidding don’t punch people you know, go hit some random strangers, preferably children as most of them are little brats these days anyway.   We do have the Detroit Lions and Buffalo Bills going 3-0 which I find stangely awesome.  Being a Packer fan one would think I wouldn’t give a shit, and deep down I don’t.  What I do see is a light at the end of the tunnel.

Both of these football teams sucked balls in the last few years without much hope of being worth a shit anytime soon.  Before the season started many of the “experts” wrote them off and expected the worst along with just about everyone else. Instead we get a surprise and these teams come together play as a TEAM and accomplish things we thought impossible just one month ago.

Point being sometimes no matter how many times the “experts” say something it doesn’t make it truth.  The game has to be played out.  The season has to take its course and in the end what is meant to be will happen.  The people that want “it” the most will dig deep and show some heart to make it happen.  There is a serious conflict going on in America right now that needs EVERYONE’S attention.  You don’t have to stop living your life, but you do need to take a few minutes a day to see what the fuck is going on.  It is the least you can do for the millions of Americans that died so you can have freedom, liberty, and the right to sleep with goats you sick bastard.

The good news is the players union and the NFL owners were able to come together and give us the greatest pasttime which would be huge, fast running, extremely athlethic people trying to kill each other for 3 hours.  I love it.  We gamble on the games, play fantasy teams, and some of us scream at the TV thinking it makes a difference.  

Remember to take the time to enjoy life right now as it is still absolutely awesome!!  We do have some major problems to take care of, but they will get taken care of.  Not by Washington DC, but the American people will figure out how to fix the economy by getting the right people to LISTEN to us as we are the ones playing the game.  Great coaches don’t need boastful ME ME ME players, but a TEAM that  pulls together, and sometimes sacrifices their own best interest so the TEAM can win. 

Sometimes you have to think to yourself is this the best thing for ME or is this the best thing for my country.  All to often the majority of Americans only think of themselves and NOT what would be best for the group.  Remember the miners stuck in Chile??   They had to self sacrifice so that everyone survived and made it out alive.  Things are very wrong.  Black communities have 17% unemployment??  Ever wonder why??  We as a country give more money away to welfare recipients now than ever before.  It doesn’t fucking work. 

You don’t gain self confidence when you get something for nothing.  You have no feeling of self worth.  We are robbing these generations of that feeling and it will only get worse if we only simply throw money at the problem.  Prove me wrong I say, because right now there is absolutely nothing to show passing out checks is fixing anything. Of course some people need help sometimes, but 5 or 6 generations??  WTF??  That isn’t help, it is a new form of slavery.  People need education & jobs.  Obviously we are failing these communities. We throw money at them, and then feel better.  Well great for you, but the money isn’t fixing shit except for your fucking ego.

When teams (or communities) work hard, stick together, and put their minds into believing the impossible can happen is when miracles appear.  Detroit & Buffalo are 3-0 and we can learn from it.  How??  Well was it their turn??  Did Roger Goodell say okay, now these teams get to win.  Nope.  They finally said “enough” and went out and kicked some ass.  When the fuck are you going to do the same thing??   Now get incredibly wasted on Sunday and think about how you can save the world.

Fknbucky

235 years ago on this day September 22nd.  Given it much thought today??  Me either until I heard something interesting on the radio on my way home from work.  In between flipping off Asians (worst drivers ever) and crazy soccer moms in mini-vans,  I listen to relaxing talk radio.  This is the reason I don’t carry a “loaded” firearm in my car, well on weekdays anyway.  I wait until Friday to put the clip in.

So here I am driving along Miramar Rd next to the Marine base and I hear about Nathan Hale.  A spy for the continental army (that is what we called the revolutionary army) that was captured and hanged by the British.  We are now friends with the British for those of you that don’t keep up with current events.  Before death came to him it is said that he yelled “I’ve only one regret, that I only have ONE life to give for my country”.  WOW.

I bet you don’t even give blood.  Sad to see the people we put up on pedestals in our generation.  The cast from Jersey Shore, Charlie Sheen, Paris Hilton, or any of the other worthless pieces of shit you idolize.  Jessica Alba is NOT included the above group of people.  She is a delicate flower and perfect in every way.  You would rather go drinking with The Situation than spend a night understanding how great this country is.  Don’t worry while your getting crabs from Snooki, someone out there will be thinking of a way to screw you even more.

You should slap yourself upside the head and pray that it isn’t to late to fix the shit going wrong.

Go read a book.

Fknbucky