FknBucky

235 years ago on this day September 22nd.  Given it much thought today??  Me either until I heard something interesting on the radio on my way home from work.  In between flipping off Asians (worst drivers ever) and crazy soccer moms in mini-vans,  I listen to relaxing talk radio.  This is the reason I don’t carry a “loaded” firearm in my car, well on weekdays anyway.  I wait until Friday to put the clip in.

So here I am driving along Miramar Rd next to the Marine base and I hear about Nathan Hale.  A spy for the continental army (that is what we called the revolutionary army) that was captured and hanged by the British.  We are now friends with the British for those of you that don’t keep up with current events.  Before death came to him it is said that he yelled “I’ve only one regret, that I only have ONE life to give for my country”.  WOW.

I bet you don’t even give blood.  Sad to see the people we put up on pedestals in our generation.  The cast from Jersey Shore, Charlie Sheen, Paris Hilton, or any of the other worthless pieces of shit you idolize.  Jessica Alba is NOT included the above group of people.  She is a delicate flower and perfect in every way.  You would rather go drinking with The Situation than spend a night understanding how great this country is.  Don’t worry while your getting crabs from Snooki, someone out there will be thinking of a way to screw you even more.

You should slap yourself upside the head and pray that it isn’t to late to fix the shit going wrong.

Go read a book.

Fknbucky

Gambling.  Or as we call it in America “supporting some drunk ass Indian’s coke habit”.  It can be one hell of a rush watching the wheel spin round, drink in hand, chips on the table, and then BAM winner!!  You reach in, pull the stack of chips towards your chest with the adrenaline pumping, and it makes you feel invincible.  Like an orgasm in a sports car after a gram speed ball on the 805.  Or you might be a smart gambler like me and scream LET IT RIDE while pounding “free” shots as everyone watches and cheers on the cool guy.  The wheel spins round and round and Chief 8 Ball calls up the Snowman because you just paid.

Some of you might know what I just said and others are luckily ignorant.  Gambling can be fun and it can suck A LOT.  I personally choose not to do this anymore because I got tired of being the cool guy. Sometimes we get lucky without even knowing it.  Like birth. One — You get picked to be born out of all the other retarded sperm your dad donated after a night of binge drinking.  Good thing your mom is easy or you would have never seen daylight.  Ouch.

Second you get to be born in the USA.  I’m pretty sure this blog isn’t international but if are not a citizen of America, well, um, Fuck you.

So here you are 1 minute old and already a winner!!  Unfortunately though you spent the next 30 years turning into the cool guy who kept saying LET IT RIDE.  This is what I’m saying.  Someday you have to take your chips, look in the mirror, and say this is what I got to work with.  Stop waiting for the big score.  Life doesn’t work that way.  Sure you can wait for the government to write you big fat check, win the lottery, or marry some fat rich chick with a tiny head.   None of these will happen, you know that right??  Right??

I see people complaining all the time about the RAW deal they got.  Come on, you started out a fucking winner, what more do you want??  I have a HUGE respect for people born in other countries that make it to the USA and then work their asses off.  Take all cab drivers in the USA.  Not one of them were born here.  I think its part of the application.  We have the freedom to succeed here, not some magic powder guaranteeing us success.

Some people will always end up on top for one simple reason.  DRIVE.  I can’t stand being at the bottom.  I will be the first one to work and last one to leave.  I’ll ask for more work if I finish early.  Am I a kiss ass??  No I’m creating my own success.  Want to show up 5 minutes late, take a looonnngg lunch, and then bone out 15 minutes early everyday??  This is America and you are free to do so, but don’t sit around drinking later complaining how you never catch a break.

Now where is Chief 8 Ball with my money???

Fknbucky

Leaving one to sit in bed for almost a week gives them time to think.  First thing you think about is how much it fucking sucks to be stuck in bed for almost a week.  Second you start to think about everything you are currently missing out on, which doesn’t exactly help the cheer factor, unless you suck and had no plans.  If this is you never get out of bed again.  For the rest of us though we start to reflect on bigger things in life. We start analyzing our own existence from beginning to end wondering of course what asshole gave me a stomach virus that led me to be stuck in bed for a week.

People in America like to bitch and I’m certainly one of them.  No problem voicing your opinion in my book.  Well as long as you agree with me and say what I want you too.  Hmm that isn’t the way it works??  Pro-Life or Pro-Choice??  See what I mean.  Ha ha sucker I’m not getting into my opinion on that one today.  My opinion means shit as usual, I just write this because I like to, and I hope one day a little thing called a thought will pop in your head.  Maybe moments, hours, days, weeks or longer another one will pop in there and then like riding a bike you’ll never forget.  It’s called Thinking For Yourself.  Powerful.

Careful like all new thinkers you will suddenly learn enough to believe you have it all figured out.  This is a very dangerous stage and one where you can be easily misguided by someone that has been doing it much longer than you.  Tell you things you want to hear, say the things they know your feeling as they too were once a young thinker.  Okay that is to deep for most of you dipshits on a Sunday morning. Go pour some tomato juice in your morning beer and I’ll wait to finish my thoughts.

Intermission:  During this time I sat around and looked at how fucked up my living room is.  I need a cleaning lady.

Ok now that your hand is full and your head is clearing lets get to what I wanted to talk about.   Actually this is completely different from what my original thought was, but these blogs aren’t planned dumbass.  I have a lot of friends and most of them don’t think exactly the same way I do.  I’m completely okay with them being ignorant.  he he.  What I have in common with them is morals.  We don’t lie to each other.  Liars suck and nobody knows why they lie, we just know they do.  That is why they call them liars.  Nothing pisses me off more than someone that lies to me.  I make a habit of telling the truth simply because it is the right thing to do, and I’m to busy living my life to remember what bullshit lie I told you three weeks ago, so why do it.

Lying leads to stealing.  In essence lying is stealing because you are stealing the truth from an innocent person.  So if you know someone that steals they are already level 2 shit bag.  Stay away from them and certainly don’t bring no lying shit bag into my home.  I hold people accountable for the company they keep.  The people I call friends have respect for my property because they know that I have respect for theirs.  No one was given anything and we’ve earned it through working which I believe is the key to many things.  You can’t respect something unless you’ve worked for it or you can appreciate first hand how hard it must have been to have worked for it.

There are liars & thieves all around us at this very moment.  Doing exactly as they have been training for years to do.  It isn’t up to me to point them out, but I do feel like maybe I can help you start to SEE them for yourself.

After a week in bed I saw a leprechaun stealing Murphy’s treats with a radio flyer and a big wheel.  That was damn fine medicine doc.

Happy Sunday,

Fknbucky

Wow so yesterday “high” winds ripped apart my parents farm like a five year old kid would dive into a pile of gifts on Christmas morning.  The machine shed is gone.  The horse barn is more gone.  The big maple trees to the west were so destroyed the old man had to make them gone.  I was just there a week ago and we had enjoyed campfires, cold ones, and a lot of great stories right there.  This morning it was all destroyed.

Mashed into something unrecognizable, unbelievable, and certainly overwhelming for my mom and dad to see such destruction on the property they love to take care of together.  The machine shed held dual riding lawn mowers that Mom and Dad got out on the weekends and would mow the acres of grass to give the “kids” (now grandkids) room to play on.  Some of the older ones crossed it to hide behind the horse barn and smoke. Stupid wheelchair tire marks through the grass always narcs one of them out.

So its devastating right.  Not even close.  It is a blessing.  First off, no one was hurt.  Not in my family and not in the surrounding area that I’ve heard about.  Property.  Materials.  Things.  They all mean shit.  Not a damn thing when it comes to what really matters.  All of the kids, brothers, sisters, grandkids, co-workers, and friends came out to clean it all up today.  It wasn’t easy, fun, or what any of them planned to do today, but it had to be done.

This is how the world should work.  Drop what your doing and help.  Don’t sit around and cry that your stuff is ruined.  Get to work cleaning up the mess and then move on thinking about how lucky you are God didn’t punch your ticket and decide to take you with the barn, lawn mower, and machine shed.   Life is extremely short, don’t waste any moments feeling sorry for yourself.

Our family has love and memories which we cherish.  Material things come and go.  Sometimes we can afford nice things, and sometimes we had to pawn them for food.  Doesn’t matter everyday we had a smile and jokes to tell about how much worse it was another time.  Life is hard and having a sense of humor about it makes it bearable always.  I told my dad on the phone “How long am I going to have to hear about your damn horse barn after 3 minutes.  He laughed and told me to “Have a nice–well actually he laughed and said “F U”.

So another story has just happened.  My Dad & Mom will rebuild the buildings with help and time.  There will be hard work and cold beers after the days progress.  In time we’ll forget about the pain and just remember the time spent together cleaning up the mess, and how lucky we are to have just great people in our lives.

When shit hits the fan, don’t waste time complaining about how much got on you.  Look at your friend, laugh at how much got on him, and then smile while you help clean it off him.  This is life.

Fknbucky

Great Saturday morning and I’m stoked on life.  The anger in the blogs is real, but it isn’t all I think about daily.  Life is full of beautiful happy things that usually go just as unnoticed as the wrong doings of those who are supposed to be leading us.  The sun coming up early in the morning, my dog sleeping happily at the end of the bed, and the hooker from the night before grabbing her cash and saying goodbye.  Ah the beautiful things life has to offer.

Somedays you just have to smile and wonder what the hell people are thinking.  I love women and even though I talk A LOT of shit about them in my blog, it is only to get a rise out of morons.  I usually treat them with the utmost respect and with 7 sisters, two mothers, and all the big women I seem to attract something must be right.

So I’m curious if anyone thinks it is a good idea to prosecute John Edwards??  I just need one reason why we should waste money on this guy for anything.  Let him slink away like the snake that he is, and just go away.  I might say some things you find not quite PC, but then again I’m not trying to be someone I’m not.  I’m not married with kids, running for president on my family values.  Want to know my family values, ask my family.

These guys scare the hell out me.  How many people were fooled by this scumbag??  Keep an open mind and take the time to understand the man before you rush to judge.  If he was willing to hide all of that personal stuff just to get POWER, imagine what he would have done with the presidency.  Much better to have your dirty laundry aired out.

Point being today, AGAIN just stop wasting more money on shit that will not benefit anyone ever.  Take the money you are going to spend on this media circus to promote some jackasses career and buy the homeless a meal.  Give some inner city kids a college education.  Hell throw a stripper party at Duke university, anything but spend money on this washed up, shitbag, politician.

Have a good weekend.

Fknbucky

Well I made it a few days without blowing up at the radio on the way into work.  What stupid, fucking waste of a good egg, people vote for these morons that represent us??  If you vote great.  If you vote, but have no clue why or for who, I think I hate you more than the dipshits I play beer pong with on November 4th.   If you are shocked a man named Wiener posted his balls on Twitter, you’re truly a worthless piece of shit.

Buying stuff off the internet is awesome and most of the time you don’t pay tax on it.  California is broke just like cousin Eddie, that’s right “shitter’s full”.   So our politicians decided to start charging tax on Amazon.com because we need money. Truth be told just like every other place in this great country, we don’t need more, we need to make due with less. Something most of us already have done for the last 4 years. Rich people don’t give a fuck about a new tax.  This hurts people that cut coupons, have a grocery budget, and have to watch every penny.  I’m single without kids (that I pay for), I will be just fine, but it still pisses me off.  Why doesn’t it make you upset??  It is YOUR money.  YOUR time.  YOU!! Yes you the one with the look of “Is he talking to me??”  Stop surfing porn.

Amazon told California “If you charge us this tax we will move our business out of the state.  Taking thousands of jobs, income, and wait for it….taxes CA already collects from their employees.  Amazon employees pay state income tax.  By the way Amazon won’t pay it.  The consumer will.  Lawmakers said “It is not like a new tax, we are just enforcing something we didn’t before”.  Well if we are going to focus on enforcing shit we weren’t before, lets start with a little thing I like to call the FUCKING BORDER with Mexico.  Just an idea.   Oh did I mention California currently loses 4.5 businesses per day.  How do you get a 1/2 business you might ask??  Our state is over run with Mexicans that do shit half assed.

Riverside, CA built a high tech school (pictured above) for 105 MILLION dollars, but now they don’t have enough money to open it.  Nationwide 40% of our tax dollars go towards education.  How much more money do teachers need to teach little Sally & Timmy how to read??  Didn’t anyone of the geniuses that decided this school needed to be built, even once think “Hmm how are we going to afford to staff it???”  I wasn’t exactly a perfect student and somehow I’m just fine.  Hell I write a blog that no one reads.

Here’s an idea.  Fuck the government running our schools.  No private business would build a 100 million dollar building and then not have money left to staff it. Why not spend 67 million and keep a little money in the “run the damn thing” account.  This is what happens when somebody spends someone else’s money, ON SOMEONE ELSE.  They don’t give a shit if they do a good job at it or not.  Why get so bent out of shape over something like this you might ask??

Well I drive to WORK at 6 AM and stay there until 6 PM then I drive home filling up my tank for $75, and grab a V8 that I pay 9.75% sales TAX on because I can’t drive with open containers anymore.  Fucking blood suckers took the only fun hobby I had. Drinking and Driving isn’t bad, it just sucks a lot to get caught. Where the hell was I???  After two weeks I get this sweet thing called a paycheck.

Right and then a lot of my money ain’t there…  Where did it go??  Fix the potholes in front of my house, NOPE.  Help the homeless guy down the street so I don’t have to look at him standing at the stoplight everyday with a sign that says “I know I’m ugly, but I’m still hungry.”  NOPE he is still there.  Oh there it is.  An unopened 105 million dollar school that has the best of everything including digital chalkboards, WIFI cafeteria, other shit I don’t even know about.

How do we  put up with this shit??  One more toke.  The government is a money fiend and we’re quiet Aunt Susie that can’t bear to see him in withdrawls.  I don’t care what race you are, what gender you happen to be now or when you were born, or what you like to fuck at night time.  Just stop spending money like a moron.  Congressmen & women should volunteer their time and receive the gleeful feeling of doing something good for their country.  Then see who runs for office.

Fknbucky

Nothing funny about the crazy weather that is thrashing our planet these days.  I’m not going to say what I think about global warming or now climate change because my opinion means nothing.  The whole reason I write is because I like it, and I hope one day you will get your head out of your ass and think for yourself.  I’m fascinated by the extremes of it all.  Is it because people are fucking everywhere now so obviously there will be more destruction when shit hits the fan???  Are the storms just worse than they ever have been??  That tsunami in Japan was some scary shit.  As the rest of you would be running up a hill I would be sitting and saying “mother fucker”.  I lived through all this to be swallowed by the ocean in a country that I’m taller than everyone else even while sitting down??

I watched that wall of water in amazement.  Nature’s wrath is the real deal.  These tornadoes now in the US are devastating.  The destruction left behind is awful.  I wish I had more jokes but this isn’t funny although that viral video of the “I was skaid” guy was pretty damn comical.  Real people are hurting and need your help.  Whatever you can do should be done.   As if all this stuff wasn’t enough to worry about we have some crazy old man telling everyone the world is ending.

I believe in what I believe, you figure out what you want to believe, but this dumb bastard thinks God is going to tell all of us when he is coming back??  Why wouldn’t you live a drug fueled, whored out, free for all lifestyle until the day before showtime??  You know bang anything that moves, shoot up everything that can be banged, and stop paying rent/mortgage/everything.  Sell your TV and buy heroin.  A shit load of it because once your chasing that dragon he is one crafty bastard.  Anyone that knows what that means; go to rehab.

So there you are swigging Highland Park neat style with a couple of strippers named “Starlight” & Starbright that happen to be a mother/daughter team (no personal experience involved) and then you look at your watch.  You say “Shit”, I mean “Oh darn it” and run down to the local brick building with that big T on the front. Running inside you throw your last wad of dollar bills in the collection and say “I’ve sinned, please forgive me”.  Clock strikes 12, God comes down ON TIME because you know God isn’t going to be late.  He is God.  He looks at you and says “Nice timing”.

Well thank you creepy old dude that just happened to be the only person in the last 2,000 years that can predict the exact date Jesus is coming back.  Of course I should have brought Starlight & Starbright with me, but that would have cost my last roll of dollars.  Strippers don’t do shit for free, except drink your liquor in the Champagne Room.  Again no personal experience, just hearsay.

So whatever you believe, but believe it for the people suffering.  All of them.  The ones suffering from nature, from man, and most importantly the ones with STD’s that bought into the party like a rockstar lifestyle.  So through it all we’ve learned even with the apocalypse coming wear a condom.

Fknbucky

So I watched a documentary about the situation in Iraq and Afghanistan and it got me pretty fired up the other day.  Not to mention some Macallen 12 year single malt that helped get the blood pumping.  As Americans we have so much, the biggest being the freedoms most of us take for granted.  Being able to openly disagree with your government is not allowed in many parts of the world.  Just protesting peacefully can get you killed by the government.  Ask the families of the 800 plus people killed in Syria the last  couple months alone.  It is disgusting to me, but there isn’t much we can do which is extremely troubling.

Why should it matter to you??  If you want to stay an uneducated idiot it doesn’t.  Stop reading this and go back to looking for lint in your belly button.  We need to promote education for everyone in order to achieve peace.   I was all for killing Saddam Hussein, but we underestimated just how crazy the extremist would be.    It isn’t going to end, there will soon be problems in Iran, North Korea, or some other country with leaders that have bad intentions.

Maybe we should drop books instead of bombs.  You know start out with some easy reading Dr. Suess and try to get the next generation literate so that they will understand what America really stands for.  People like Hitler can not be fixed, they must be killed, just like Bin Laden.  Collateral damage isn’t acceptable though and just blowing up some houses isn’t actually solving the problem.  It is a quick fix that handles one or two guys.  Ten more are waiting to take their place. Why can’t we all sit down and have a conversation??  They treat women as second class citizens, and want us to leave them alone to do it.  What say you??  Do we leave them to do whatever they want??  Let’s drill our own oil and just get the hell out of that part of the world.   Oh wait they have nuclear weapons.

Suicide bombers??  No one with an education would waste their life in such a horrible way.  At least I will choose to believe that.   By killing the parents of these kids and then leaving them to grow up hating us is asking for trouble.  We need to make sure we kill them all.  Oh that got a couple of you.  Of course I don’t want to kill little kids.   I think we just smack them around some.  ha ha what did you think I went soft on you??

Ok back to serious land in America there are public libraries everywhere, but no one goes to them because we are lazy physically and mentally.  Your choice, but at least you get to make it.  In Afghanistan the Taliban burned books and would not allow women to be literate.  Still think your life is over because your hairdresser screwed your highlights up??  We should be building libraries & schools in every town over there.  Just take the money we spend on the bombs and build a school.  I know crazy thinking huh???

Drop books not bombs.  Strangely enough I like it.

Fknbucky

Life is hard.  Deal with it.  We sit and bitch about how we don’t have enough in America.  We need to give everyone healthcare, we need to make sure everyone is happy, we need to give illegal immigrants more rights.  Does anyone in this country fucking remember we are FREE to do whatever we want.  Want a better job??  READ a book dipshit.  READ ten books.  This isn’t rocket science.  You can do anything in America.  The only thing I’m against is you sponging off of me because I spent 15 minutes of my day educating myself so I wouldn’t be a loser. Want to do drugs all day??  Knock yourself out, but don’t ask me to pay for your healthcare later on.  We are free to be successful in this country.  PERIOD.  We are also free to be a piece of shit.  You pick.  Go to Iraq or Afghanistan??  They need our money, resources, and help so stop complaining about what you don’t have.  Makes me sick you babies.   Grow the fuck up and be a man, be a woman, take care of your kids.

These other countries have absolutely nothing and you sit and complain that our government won’t pay for your car payment because you got knocked up by some loser while drunk on Taco Tuesday.  WTF??  It isn’t my fault you can’t think for yourself, blame your parents for not setting some standards in you while they still had a chance.  Obama killed Usama and I like him for it.  I don’t like all the spending he continues to throw on us, but that will come to stop soon enough.  Never in history has any society spent their way out of debt. Look it up genius, it is called reading and when you do it, you learn stuff.

Keep it short keep it simple.

Fknbucky

Hmmm where to start??  5 AM and been up for 2 hours already.  I guess this is what it takes to find writing time these days.  I’ve missed doing this and hopefully the three people who’ve actually read this fucking thing did too.  Don’t worry I’m still an ass and have an opinion that means absolutely nothing, but some of you will still get offended.  You see that is the humorous part to me.  I don’t give a fuck what you think, although I’m usually kind enough to pretend I’m listening for a few moments before I tune you out and think about your sister naked.  Life is easier when you have laughter, and once you figure that out things seem to fall into place.

I couldn’t sleep so I watched footage of that tsunami in Japan and that situation is no laughing matter.  My heart and prayers go out to that entire country.  Like usual I’m sure America will be the ABSOLUTE leader in aid, money, supplies, water, and just about everything they need.  That’s right democrats, republicans, and independents will open their purses, wallets, and checkbooks to give without reservations because that is what we do.  At least I do.  Still hate the other side.  You now have one thing in common, you have a conscience.  It might be a small thing, but it is a start and that is all we need.

The middle east is a mess.   Peaceful people that held up signs asking for change, only to be shot.  If Iraq was about oil we would be taking over Libya right now.   Still think George Bush is the devil?  If he was Cindy Sheehan would have a stake stuck through her heart.  Fucking blood sucker that she is.  There are much bigger evils in the world and history has taught us that ignoring them will not make them go away.  If Muammar Gaddafi can openly kill his people what do you think he will do to us?  Israel? Don’t care??  You will when gasoline is $75 a gallon and you can’t fill up your hummer without taking a second mortgage out on your mobile home.

The people over there are being maimed, beaten, and dying while they beg for the opportunities that you take for granted everyday.  Does our government ever come out and kick you in the nuts for calling them stupid??  We only have one government so you had better pay attention to ours and pray everyday that it does not fail.  Whether you like it or not, your life depends on its success.  If you don’t like it, well this is what we have elections for and there will be another one soon.  We have the pleasure of living in the greatest country ever and sometimes we need to sit back and fucking appreciate it.   A lot of great men & women gave their lives so we could.

We need to embrace those in the middle east that have the courage to stand up for what they believe in.  Freedom, peace (we hope), and equal opportunity for all citizens.  I talk a lot of smack about women because I am not one and it is funny to  me.  Same reason you tell racist jokes when no black people are around.  Don’t worry African Americans tell white people jokes even when we are around.  Hmm no double standard there huh??  I’m kind of all over the place today, but my real thought is America is great.  As a country we are without a doubt the most generous, caring, and compassionate country in recorded history.

We can always improve, but that will come with time.  Rome wasn’t built in a day so relax and enjoy your neighbors instead of wishing them dead because they have different views about marriage than you.  There are bigger fish to fry and, with time, comes acceptance.  If you don’t know that by now you’re an idiot and I hate you.  As the world around us erupts into chaos lets try to keep our home in order.  With so much going on we can’t afford to argue over petty matters.  The world is begging for a “rock” to lead them by example and I hope that we find a way to do it.

Just some thoughts to start your day.  Let the little things go, give to those less fortunate, and get the fuck out of the left lane on the freeway if you are going slower than I am.

Fknbucky