FknBucky

The View.  This show sucks, I’d never watch it, and personally the fact I’m writing about it is causing me to gag.  Recent events on this estrogen overloaded shit show are causing me to give it some unique Bucky recognition.  

Elizabeth Hasslebeck is almost my dream girl.  Throw her mind in Jessica Alba’s head and I’ll hump her leg for a month.   I don’t really mean that, I could hump her leg for way longer than a month.  Ok, so I don’t know that much about her, but I’d hump Jessica’s leg for month even if she had no mind.  So what does that tell you.  My opinion means nothing.

Barbara is a hollywood legend, and from what I can tell, has a mind that works. Most likely she gave Ben Franklin a couple hum dingers back in the day when she was still a hot POA.  That means she is old.  Age with life experience usually brings wisdom, a word that has long been forgotten in our great country.  Barbara has A LOT of life experience.  Another way of saying she is old.

Whoopi.  A person who got a nickname from a toy that farts.  Done.

Joy Behar.   Don’t know shit about her except what I’ve seen in the national news for the last two weeks.  Normally I would care less about her opinion and do like I always do.  Read about both sides of an issue, from multiple sources, and then form MY OWN opinion based on my life experiences and beliefs.  Just kidding, I agree with whoever has bigger tits.

How many times has Joy told you to read up on issues and form your own opinion?  I’ll bet none.  I hate this waste of a good egg + sperm already.  She said recently that she would not pray for Sharon Angle and that Sharon would “go to hell bitch.”   Hmm interesting debate Joy.   I imagine no Christian would be offended by that statement.  Christians are full of anger and should be lumped together damning people to “hell”. 

Let’s continue shall we??  She also left her own stage because Bill O’reilly lumped all Muslims together saying “Muslims blew up our buildings on 9/11/01.”   So negative comments toward Muslims are bad, but making negative comments about Christianity is ok.   In the case with Bill instead of debating the issue and explaining her side, she decided to blow up and storm off the stage taking fart girl with her.

I do know enough that Christians are supposed to pray for those in need of guidance, wisdom, and direction.  They should not refuse anyone or shun them in anger.  In fact we were all supposed to get behind BO and give the guy a chance.  I’m not seeing that same well let’s find a way to work together from “Joy”.

Joy’s (bit of a oxymoron given her anger problem) reaction to these situations are close minded, seemingly uneducated, and certainly short when it comes to wisdom.  It is easy beating this ugly fake broad up so let’s continue doing so. 

She defended Muslims to the point of being rude to a guest she invited on the show.  I imagine she did this because wants to be seen as Captian PC.  People in the audience cheered while she made these comments and this tells me there was more than one dumb bitch in the building.  

A real Christian person should pray for Harry Reid or Sharon Angle; whoever wins that election will have to make WISE decisions and work to make our country better for ALL Americans.  If you aren’t a Christian you should NOT comment on what Christians do.  Think it doesn’t matter??  Then you are a fool.

These PC people are fake, full of shit, and ruining it for the rest of the us.  If you take the time to look closer they will show their true colors.  These people divide us further and further while yelling tolerance every chance they get.  To me it screams of bullshit, and I had to point it out.    Not sure if I did a good job or not, but who cares.  I only write this blog so I look busy at work.

Fknbucky

I saw a 39 second clip this morning about this little boy who turned five years old and decided to give all of his birthday money to the Ronald McDonald charity.  My first thought was “Why does this spoiled prick get $288 for turning 5??  I got a bag of socks followed by a spanking because I wouldn’t stop asking for more cake.  What did you think I’d go soft on you like your boyfriend after 45 seconds in the backseat of his Mom’s volvo on Senior prom night??  I hate kids, the planet, gummy bears, and of course Ronald McDonald.

Ok that isn’t entirely true, I got a mushroom and swiss burger from Mickey D’s on Saturday.  I’m not a fan of french fries so I told the drive up Mexican to keep them.  She pointed out it’s cheaper to get the combo meal than the sandwich & drink alone.   I double checked her math and thought “how in the fuck does that make sense?”  I listened as she explained I could switch out and get apple slices with my sandwich instead of the fries.  I went for it.  McDonalds really watching out for my health.   The apple slices came with a tub of caramel dip.  WTF???  Fail.  Try keeping little fatboy’s fingers out of that.  It is a tiny metaphor of our world we have created.

So back to the super kid that is better than the rest of us.  His parents obviously taught him more in the first five years of his life than many of us learn throughout a lifetime.  This kid has parents who took time instilling values in him that will last a lifetime and they should be applauded for it.  Instead this story is buried on page 37 next to a recipe for fruitcake.  I hate fruitcake, and in fact I don’t even know what it is.  It scares the hell out of me.  The only fruitcakes I know about are living in San Francisco.  Francisco is a hard word to spell.  Took me four tries.  Spell check is for idiots….

Staying on topic I saw Spiderman 2 the other day and a scene in the movie sparked my interest.  Spiderman looses his mask while stopping a runaway train full of innocent people.  He uses all of his strength to stop train, and then passes out.  The people tell him not to worry they won’t tell anyone who he is after he wakes up.  Bullshit.  Think that would happen in today’s society??  Why don’t you set your People magazine down on the coffee table next to the copy of  US Weekly and then promptly shoot yourself in the face.

If twenty people knew they could get paid for dropping dime on Spider boy, nineteen of them would step on each others throat to reach the nearest pay day.  The twentieth guy would be stoned, think he is too late to sell the super hero out, and say screw it.  God Bless America.  Not only would we race to sell out Spiderman, but we feel entitled to it.  I deserve my extra money and I deserve a new car, big house, designer clothes.  For what?? Being a person of no morales, virtue, or self love. That is right you can’t love yourself when you are a scum bag at heart.  Don’t worry I hate myself.

We chase the almighty dollar that is printed faster than I can write these crappy blogs.  Nobody cares about doing the right thing anymore, but rather how much they can get paid at the end of the day.  Would you give up 1 million dollars to do the right thing? Would you give up 5 million dollars??  How much money would it take to buy your soul, your freedom, your vote??  Sometimes you have to drop your only $288 to someone else.  Good job kid.  Way to waste your 5th birthday on some clown with big red shoes that is most likely a sex offender.

Got to be something in there worth thinking about.

Fknbucky

I enjoy life.  I like the sights and sounds that come with experiencing it real time.  It has ups and downs, twist and turns, and is very similar to a roller coaster.  Only trouble is you can’t run back and take it over again so you can have a different reaction when it gets scary.  You have to do the best you can with the knowledge that you have at that time.  Knowledge is power.

This is why real life experience is necessary to become a grown up.  To become a parent.  To become someone of substance that gives the world something positive.  If you are never forced to make tough decisions, sacrifice one thing for another, or put someone else’s needs before your own, your life is essentially useless.  This is the hard truth and well I’m not here to sugar coat this shit. 

I see these men in Chili that were trapped in a mine.  A very tragic story that engulfed the world and we all feel happy now.  Super.  Why do you feel happy? Well, because they lived Bucky.  Great.  Why did they live? 

The “leader” of these men figured out quickly that they were fucked.  Not the good kind either like when you are pounding martinis at the Playboy mansion.  That kind of fucked is well better than being stuck in a cave with no exit, surrounded by 32 other MEN, and said cave is 1/2 mile underground.  Of course once the mine caved in he panicked and screamed really loud with the other men until the government swooped in and saved them all.

Ok that isn’t how it went.  He rationed the food, decided what part of the cave they would shit and piss in, and then decided when was day and night using the headlights on the miner hats.  Those hats are sweet and I’m going to buy one soon.  Just in case.  Here is the point. Banging a Playboy model is awesome.

Now for the important part when I tie this altogether and you hopefully learn something making you less of a piece of shit than when you woke up this morning.   If these other 32 men had been selfish, had an “its all about me” attitude, and not been able to SELF SACRIFICE they would have all died.

The world and our lives are always full of little decisions that can have large consequences.  Any one of these miners could have decided to shit in the middle of the room potentially  spreading disease and killing everyone.  One of them could have decided he was hungry and ate all the food in the middle of the night thinking a rescue would be quick and the “leader” was overreacting.  Anyone of the 33 men in this “hell” could have said fuck it and screwed everyone else. 

This story worked out because everyone of those men knew that the only chance they had to survive was to stick together and make it work.  I’m sure they could have cared less if one of them was gay, who had light or dark skin, or who had sex with a Playboy model earlier.  Actually the last one would be a good story to keep up moral so I take that back. 

We all have areas in our lives that we can sacrifice in.   The sense of entitlement in this country makes me want to puke.  From the top down it is a disease that is slowly killing our souls.  So many expect something for nothing.  If you don’t see it, then you are the problem.  Look in the mirror, what have you done for someone else lately? 

I’m the same as you.  I should do more.  I’m tired, I’m busy, and I think of dozens of reasons all the time why I CAN’T.  Funny thing is, I only need to think of one reason why I CAN and I’m suddenly changing someone’s life.  Sacrificing my time, my money, or anything to put a smile on someone’s face. 

The point of all of this is I’m simply trying to get Jessica Alba’s attention so I can have unprotected sex with her.  On a side note though one could gather that you don’t have to wait for a fucking mountain to cave in on you before you start to change your behavior.  Just do a nice thing for someone once a day, a week, hell once a month for some of you is an improvement.  Think of how nice the world could be if we all spent our time thinking of how to ADVANCE the group. 

Teach someone how to make their life better.  Lead by example and help those around you in need.  Slow down and let a car in front of you merge.  Let the guy at the grocery store with 2 items go in front of you.  A little self sacrifice can go a long way.  Just stop and think “How can I make this situation better?” 

Fknbucky

I can be quiet no longer.  This is insane.  I keep touching on it and have created a dotted line, but you can’t pry your eyes away from Brad Pitt’s mistress long enough to create an original thought.  Half of you are now thinking “oh my God, Brad is cheating” and I hate you for it.

Every one gets a prize.  Everyone gets a chance to bat.  Everyone gets a hug.  What happened to 3 outs and its over?  Want a chance to play, go home and practice you mama should have swallowed shit machine.   When you have enough skill, you get to move up the line, and get a chance prove yourself.

What can it hurt if everyone gets a ribbon at the end of the day?  Well first off if you ask that question, you are a stupid pussy.   What I really mean is I want you to sit in the corner and complain that life isn’t fair with the rest of the candy asses that are dragging our society down.  I don’t blame the kids for this, can’t even blame the parents on some of this, but the genius that came up with “never hurt self confidence” model for raising  kids is to blame.

We have  kids taking their own lives over very petty problems, and it is inexcusable.  It is absolutely awful and my heart goes out to the parents of these kids.  I pray everyday to never know this type of pain or suffering and if you’re smart you’ll do the same.  If you’re really smart you’ll talk with your kids about the way life is.  Sometimes it really sucks balls.  No way around it.  You either man up and take care of business or you give up which is never truly an option.  NEVER.

I was taught these lessons early and often.  Still learning today and I imagine I’ll be dealing with challenges until I’m dead.  Otherwise what is the point.  We somehow have decided that if we paint this perfect little world picture for our kids, it will become true.  Fucking ignorant, selfish, bastards.  This is like throwing a 3 legged lamb to hungry lions and you are next in line. Don’t get my point???  Not surprising,  but that means you happen to be the problem puss bag.

The world isn’t going to change and start being nice to everyone.  If YOU want to believe that, to make YOU “feel” better, fine, but the truth is the world can be incredibly cruel.  It is all about you, isn’t it.  Kids can be little fuckballs that you want to punch in the face sometimes, and other days you will want to curl up in a ball and cry like a baby.  You can say that I’m wrong, but deep down everyone on the planet knows exactly what I’m talking about.

Now we’ll have to pass laws about bullying to make these parents feel better.  It is bullshit.  Another law to take my freedoms because you are too lazy to teach your children how to stick up for themselves.    Yes it sucks to be bullied, but when you finally do stand up for yourself….   You build REAL self confidence that will last a lifetime, not this fake do me good until I let go of mommy’s left tit self confidence.

We are so quick to yell and scream that we need more laws, but for what??  Do you think laws are going to keep little Timmy from calling little Johnny a faggot on the playground??  Are you that stupid??  It will simply start costing us more money to fight back and forth for the next 10 years deciding what is bullying and what is just playful teasing.

Maybe we could all stop talking and just nod at people.  This would make the pansies happy, until I give them a dirty look.  Then looking at people will become illegal and we’ll all have to cut our faces off.  That makes sense.  Quiet faceless people that do what they are told.  Perfect.   That is extreme.  No shit, but so is teaching your own children to NOT stand up for themselves.

Here is a thought, how about teaching your children just how precious and awesome life is??  I mean maybe they would not throw it away over these cruel, mean, and heartless acts by people that don’t matter in the big picture.  They can grow up to help other kids that are in need of a helping hand.  Evil little kids aren’t going to disappear because you wish them to.

When I was in the sixth grade I was picked on everyday to the point of wanting to die, but I stuck it out because I knew that life was bigger than a couple a dickhead kids in Birnamwood, WI.  That and those kids that picked on me pump gas now, and I banged the one’s sister.  Twice.  To be honest I slept with his mom as well.  She was fat and I hated it, but completely worth it.

Taking your own life is very selfish and leaves everyone that ever cared about you feeling awful, empty, and always wondering what they could to have done to help YOU.  The people torturing you move on and don’t care.  You have to teach your kids that there are just plain bad people in the world, and nothing anyone does will change that.  Do you see the point yet??

Sometimes life is hard as in becoming paralyzed in a motorcycle accident at the age of 24.  What do you do then??  Drugs and a lot of them.  Then you get up and say how do I make things work?  From the sixth grade to now life hasn’t been easy, but it did teach me the lessons needed to survive in a not so perfect world.   Well, at least I can drive myself to the welfare office and cash the check that Nancy writes for me.

Fknbucky

I open one eye and gaze at the man rolling around making so much noise.  Funny watching him while I’m upside down with my head falling off the corner of the bed.  Wish he would turn the light off and go back to bed, it is still dark outside. The tv is on of course and I see some people talking about blah blah blah, but it is just mindless chatter.  It is just another weekday morning, and the TV never has anything worth a damn on it.  I hear the shower go on, the day has begun.  I watch him brush his teeth, get dressed, and then pack a bag for the day.  Seems meaningless.

I yawn and decide to sit upright keeping an eye on him as he finishes getting ready and wonder why he does this every day.  What is out there?  What could be so important?  Most importantly though I wonder where my ball is??   Ooo clean the inside of my eyes, get all of the sleepy’s out, love the morning rub down.

Still a bit groggy, but stoked for the day, we leave the house for our routine check of the neighborhood perimeter.  We always walk the same beat and I make sure to check out what is different from the prior day, week, or month.  Sometimes a new smell here or a new smell there.  I make sure to smell each pile of poop that some lazy prick left behind.  Look I’d pick it up myself, but that is why I keep the old man around. He’ll get to it.

So we head up on our way and at the first corner we hit a snag.  The rolling genius hit a crack in the sidewalk and fell out of the chair.  He is cursing and not to stoked about it, so I’ll just run over here and smell some bushes.  If I look busy he’ll forget I’m not helping.  There is a slight mist making everything wet which makes crawling back into that chair so much easier I’m sure.  Ahh I don’t even like this bush, but it is better than dealing with that over there.   A car thing is going by real slow looking at the three of us, a person on the ground, a wheelchair nearby, and me hanging out in the bushes.  That is right keep going.

Finally, we can get moving again.  Sometimes he takes forever but I’m patient.  We better start hurrying though I need to poop up here.  There it is, the poop yard that for whatever reason has been the perfect spot every morning for the last six months.  I run around the 15 x 15 foot square until I find the perfect spot to drop anchor.  He laughs because it reminds him of his friends that run around looking for a magazine before they do the same.  Us and them are not so different.  Where’s that fucking ball??

I make a couple of half ass attempts to bury the “anchor” with my back feet, but I know he’ll pick it up.  Ah what is he cursing about now??  Ha ha there was a hole in the bag.  That sucks, one day I’ll train him to check the bag before we leave.  Oh that is funny watching him try to clean his fingers on the wet grass.    Finally we can continue on our way, sometimes waiting for them is so hard.

Nice, its the blonde from down the street.  She is nice and I can’t wait to smell that ass.   Why am I driven to run up and smell every ass in the world including my own sometimes, I have no idea, but it is what I do.  My food giver & poop picker says hello to hers as they do every morning even though they don’t know each others names, and then we continue on our way.   Almost done with this morning check of the neighborhood, and that means it is just about treat time.

I wait patiently on the sidewalk while the food giver goes out and checks the street for cars, wait for it, wait for it, and there it is, a whistle!  That means all clear and I can run across the pavement now.  I run towards the door and keep my feet on the bricks that line the yard, careful not to get into the wet grass.   I love running along those bricks and do it every single morning.  My own little path.  Yep that is right I’m smart.

In the house we go straight to the kitchen and I know which cupboard to wait by.  He smiles and gives me more pets & rubs as he rolls by to get my morning piece of rawhide.  Funny how he asks me to sit, shake with both hands, and then lay down before I get it.  Laying here on the floor, I see the jealousy in his eyes as he heads for the door.  Wonder where he goes all day??  There’s that ball.

FknMurph

You are stupid.  The person next to you is stupid as well.  The guy behind you is an asshole.  Oh yeah the chick staring at me from the corner is definitely a fucking moron.  Oh you I can tolerate, but there is that, so I guess you are a dipshit also.  This is my thought process while rolling through a crowd on any given Saturday.   Ha ha that made me giggle some.    This is what it is like for all of us apparently.  All I see is arguments on the TV, newspapers, and blogs.

Everyone hates everyone else.  How did this happen you might ask?  Well, that is simple, we let women vote.  What I mean is we let women vote everytime.  We should have let them do it a couple of times and then snatch it away.  Part of you agrees with me, which is awesome.  At least I’m not the only one with a twisted sense of humor.  Look down, if you have boobs and you agree with me, you are the most twisted of all.  Plus I want your number.

Ok so I go out in public and no one has killed me lately so somehow I must get along with others.  I hang out with people from all walks of life and have fun doing so.  This means black people, mexicans, women, drunks, old people, smart people, dumb people, and of course liberals.  So how can we do it?  How can I manage to not get in a fight everytime I leave the house??

I carry a fucking gun dipshit.  Anyone of those geniuses mouth off and blamo they are as gone as a gram of blow in Lindsay’s purse on Saturday night at Paris’s house.   Ok so I’m kidding we all know those broads need way more than a gram on Saturday, but my point is somehow everyone in this country is getting along fine except when we have to decide who will lead us.  Why can’t we figure out some solutions to the problems we are facing??

This is why we should send our best to a place called Washington DC.  DC stands dumb cocksucker.  Oops now the gays are mad at me.  Only the dumb ones though, I didn’t say anything about smart cocksuckers.  LOL is there such a thing?? Wow this is getting better and better.  By the end of this blog I hope you throw your computer at a random stranger for fun.  Violence is awesome.

Ok trying to stay on topic here, but so much hate in the world.  We all want a better town, state, and certainly all around better USA.  I’m certain we can agree on that.  If you don’t want the USA to prosper, lead the way, and just all around kick ass then you need to pack up and leave.  You ARE the PROBLEM.  Ok now that we got rid of the anchors, lets move forward.

We all want an awesome country that we are free to do whatever we want.  Well, as long as it doesn’t screw up someone’s day.   In fact being free means you can make someone’s day BETTER.   Holy shit I know I’m going fast for you Corky, but pay attention.  You can simply do something nice for others just because and then leave.  Don’t waste time standing there waiting for your applause.  Just get the fuck out of the way and let your good deed shine.   In fact do two nice things with the extra time.

Ok country better, people helping others, what else do you got Bucky??  Well we do this awesome thing where we learn to take care of ourselves.  Making sure our children know how to LEARN, not just memorize a few quotes to get passed 5th grade.  How do we do that??  Let them try, fail, try, fail, try, fail, try and then finally get it.  How did you learn how to tie your shoes??  Fuck, you have velcro shoes on don’t you.   Alright go help the anchors pack and get out of my country you welfare abuser.

We have to see past our silly differences that some people exploit enabling them to divide us so they can gain.  Think I’m full of it??  Take a deep breath, sit back, and look around at the anger that is never ending.  I don’t just watch FOX news and call it a day.  I take in several different views and have lived a strong life of experiences that give me these opinions I throw out.  Are my opinions right?  Who knows.  Are they genuine and truly mine.  Of course.  I wouldn’t write this if it wasn’t my own thoughts.  Ok so I copy and paste most of this.

We all have different opinions.  I don’t hate anyone though.  I wish everyone the absolute best and welcome anyone to sit by my fire, well as long as she is hot.  We need to slow down, stop throwing money at every problem, and start to actually help those that need it.  Giving someone a hundred dollars isn’t the answer when they have no idea what to do with it.  The separation between the have and have not will only increase if we continue to allow the have not people to be lazy, QUIET, and assume they are happy with the hand outs.

Think for minute.  I’m off to Paris’s house for a little get together.

Fknbucky

Lindsay’s in jail again, and it is because she has freckles and her once great boobs are starting to sag.  This broad has got some serious issues, with her sagging love mounds being, well, not one of them.  I’ve been to jail and it sucks balls.  

The persons that grow up to become jailhouse guards are power tripping cocksuckers.  They make 30K a year and have complete control over you which gives them that tinglely feeling that Chris Matthews gets when he looks at Obama.  These assholes could not even become real cops, who by the way aren’t exactly the brightest crayons in the box.  Jail guards are simply to dumb & lazy to get into shape for the physical part of the cop test, so now you know how criminals escape jail.  If you have an IQ over 75 and a set of balls, you’re not sticking around. 

If a trip to the big house doesn’t make you stop screwing up, nothing will.  This is the way of the world.  I’ve done some stupid shit in my life, but I always came away ok.  It works like this.   If you get into trouble the courts, police, and the people that have control of you say “If you do it again, you’re fucked.”   You like being controlled huh??  Dirty.

This is all pretty simple.   You get a probation period, if you stay out of trouble during that time, you get a pass.  If you don’t stay out of trouble you get fucked by a large black man in prison for a few years.  Depending on your sexual preference one option might sound better than the other.  I personally opted for the NO large black man pounding my sweet virgin ass choice.  I’m not here to judge people; although I do anyway.

Paris still has nice perky boobs so she is still getting a slap on the wrist.   Not to mention she is rich enough to get into trouble in multiple states.  This helps as one state does not tell the other what you’ve done.    Lindsay is now blaming her troubles on a “disease” and this is simply bullshit.  What this really means is she is unwilling to admit that she has sagging boobs, freckles, and a crap career that will never go anywhere.  I’d get high as shit everyday too. 

Having lots of money helps in these cases.  You can pay GOOD lawyers and fines which is a big part of the staying out of jail part.    Once you start getting strike 3 or 4 it doesn’t matter how rich you are, the judge just doesn’t want to see you again.  Lindsay just found out the hard way.  I bet that bull dike named Deb is  stoked right now to have her little love kitten back in the slammer.  I feel sorry for Lindsay because I’m sure Deb doesn’t trim that fur burger worth a shit, and well, that is, fucking gross. 

September is bourbon heritage month.  Who the fuck thought that up??  Is this like black history month??  Black history and bourbon are on the same level??  Black history month is in Feb and bourbon history month is Sept.  We give bourbon two more days of dedication than black history month.  No wonder black people are pissed off.  M&M should write a song about how that is wrong. 

What does one have to do with the other?  Deb the bull dike is black. 

Fknbucky

So I scream, yell, and use curse words when writing this blog trying to get everyone to pay attention to the world around you.  Many among us have their heads so far up there own ass they can see the plaque buildup on Molar # 16.  I’m talking about you dipshit. 

I get called a republican which is false.  I am conservative with my views involving government meddling in my life.  I believe that the federal government should make sure we are safe, maintain a strong military, and keep really bad guys in prison.  State governments should follow the same lines while taking care of the individual needs of the residents in that state.   Things like making sure there are enough snow plows in MN, something that AZ doesn’t have to worry about. 

Telling me how much salt can be in my fucking happy meal is not your job.  So this is my point today.  I want to bang  Jessica Alba.  In case you forgot.  The primary race in DE is a prime example of what I see going on in this country.  Those people that voted there understand what many of us are FEELING right now.  The established REPUBLICANS are angry because we could have compromised our BELIEFS to fill a seat easily.  I like many others am tired of the same old shit going on in Washington DC.  Barack ran on change, but all he did was put the already broken system into a higher gear. 

My old boss and friend once told me that no one notices a good job.  When things are done correctly you don’t point it out or pay attention to it.  Regardless of what letter you put behind your name, the job being done is wrong, bad, and just plain fucked.  I don’t want to take the easy road, compromise my morals or my beliefs to win anything.  Having a representative that doesn’t represent my feelings isn’t a win, it is a loss.  After all we are all ONE COUNTRY.  These same republicans had power for years and failed to do anything with it. 

Those people that are angry that Miss O’donnell won need to look back and see where they lost their way.  When did we start thinking about winning and losing??  This is about repairing a broken system for everyone.  Free healthcare, 99 weeks of unemployment benefits, taxing people more during a recession is all completely wrong. 

I’m excited that so many people are now paying attention to what is going on, myself included.  I never used to give a fuck about this stuff, but now that things are so screwed up, we ALL have to pay attention.  We can’t just think about putting republicans in power, it is so much bigger than that.  We have to put people in Washington DC that are going to really change the way it works.  This wasteful spending is absolutely awful for everyone that is an American.  Doesn’t matter what party you consider yourself a member of.

111 MILLION dollars was spent to save 55 jobs in Los Angeles with the stimulus package??  WTF??  This was their own controller that came out with this today.  2 million dollars per job??  This is seriously unbelievable.  Those in power screamed it had to happen NOW, don’t read the bill, just pass it.  If you voted for this you should campaign on it, but no one is.  It was a mistake and they won’t admit it.  I don’t want anyone representing me that won’t own up to being wrong.

I know this is the time to take on the media, the lifelong politicians, the people that expect something for nothing in our great country.  This apologizing for being an American is fucking stupid.  We’ve given refuge to millions of people, our freedoms allowing new businesses to flourish, and allowing old ones to die.  This is how a FREE society works.  Sometimes companies don’t evolve with the changing times and then they fail.  A new one will quickly take their place and create new jobs.

Some people are rich but this is because they are smart and know how to create businesses that will give many of us careers that allow us to feed our families.  Many of them work 20 hours a day, invest their own money, and take huge risks to make that fortune.  We are all FREE to do it, but instead you sit at home watching Jersey Shore and smoking bong hits.  Don’t blame anyone but yourself for your failures.  Learn from them and change your own behaviors if you want a nicer car.  It is a simple two word expression called PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY. 

This November is a really big one for our country.  Do you want to be responsible for yourself or have big brother make decisions for you??  Do you have core beliefs that you’re unwilling to bend or do you just go with whatever is popular at the moment.  Do you want a better, safer, stronger country for your children or is it best to pass a massive amount of credit card debt to them?? 

The fight is here and it is real.  I’m tired of running, tired of acting like it doesn’t matter, and certainly tired of waiting for someone else to fix it.  The time is now, you ARE needed, and the rest of us can’t do it without you.  Get educated, get talking, and help your country become better.  Regardless of what party you get down with, your heart and soul are screaming to you what is right.  Take the time to listen.

Fknbucky

Payday!  The best day of the month.  Go out and get drunk day.  I used to LOVE payday.   Now it just reminds me how much I get raped by my weird Uncle Sam. 

WTF??  I’m done with the taxes.  CAP and TAX, Healthcare, Bush Tax Cuts to expire!!  What does my paycheck pay for??  Does everyone get welfare & food stamps now? Too many of us sit back and smoke weed, drink beer, and jerk off to play dough commercials. That is right sex sells so put hot half naked chicks in your commercial and our monkey minds go buy that shit.  I have a closet full of fucking play dough. 

I don’t even have time to play.  I’m stuck working all day, sober.  For what??  If I didn’t have to pay for the freeloaders I could come into work at 11 AM instead of 7AM.  “But Bucky if we don’t help them, they will die.”  BULLSHIT!! They will get hungry, get a fucking job, and buy food stimulating the economy dumbass.  Fucking die, that is the biggest crock of shit ever brewed up.     

Ever seen the poor kid in Africa they find for the commercials??  He’d love a chance to wash some dishes and earn some food.  He wouldn’t DIE in AMERICA, he’d be fucking stoked to have a chance.  WTF is wrong with the rest of you?? For fucks sake at the very least grow a pair and steal some food.  WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO JUST LAY THERE AND DIE??  Nobody.  It is a scare tactic to make people feel guilty.

 I don’t like to get involved in that stuff Bucky.  Fine, I’ll cut your throat on the way to the asshole that keeps dipping his hand in my pocket.   Way I see it, you’re either with me or against me. 40% a month they take from me, my family, my friends.  It goes to Nancy flying over you peasants, drinking high end booze, mother fucker that pisses me off.

I’m tired you mamsy pamsy paddy cake fake bastards.  I spend my time helping others, donate money to real causes that I believe in, and stay out of trouble.  Well for the most part.   So I speed on the freeway and drive home drunk once in a while.  Never at the same time because that would be stupid.  Hell I’d even pick up Africa Poor Boy after his shift at Country Kitchen for a couple of cold ones to say thanks for NOT DYING.

I’m done with the government over reaching in my life.  Don’t need them, don’t want them, and I’m not going to TOLERATE anymore of this bullshit being crammed down my throat.  Part of me hopes they keep going.  Take more.  I’m awake, but the rest of YOU AREN’T.  They are going to have to take a lot more before the rest of you start seeing what I see. 

I’m not alone.  I’m not a robot.  I won’t be silenced or told what the fuck to do.  I’m a grown man.  I’ve gotten here by myself, for myself, and I will continue the same way.  Stay the fuck out of my way, I’m not asking for a hand up, hand out, or even a hand job.  Just stop stepping on my fucking neck and squeezing the life out of me.  I promise if you keep it up, I will grab that foot, twist until I here a “POP”, and then keep going until it breaks off.  At that point I will beat to death anyone that gets near me.  Using the steel toe to punish those that have pushed to far. 

Think about that shit for a minute.

Fknbucky

Yep it is Friday and I’m in a great mood.  Got nothing to do for the next two days but drink beer, take in sun, and hopefully get laid over and over by random chicks without STD’s.  Ahh the good life.  The world is still fucked and nobody cares.  I often wonder about “poof” magic button land where people could get everything they wanted.  What would the world look like? 

What would you do??  All peace and harmony??  Ever wonder about the other side, you know the crazy people on the other side of the world that are hell bent on killing us all??  Most of you don’t care because it isn’t in our backyard.  Well actually it is.  Mexico is right here and that place is a fucking shithole.  What I mean is Mexicans are horrible people and we should shun them like women with herpes.

My friend once said that we should just take it over.  Why not??  It is the best damn idea I’ve heard in a long time.  Why don’t we just take our Army and Marines and fucking take Mexico over??  Won’t need the Navy because Mexicans can’t swim.   Although we could take a couple destroyers down there and blow up some stuff for fun.  Maybe sell tickets to rich people so they can watch buildings come down.

Then the tan short people will stop coming across the border, well except for the stupid ones.  I think they are like geese that migrate for the seasons.  They don’t know why, their instincts just tell them to head north.  It would be easier to tax them, no more amnesty talk, and  then its done.  President Felipe Calderon said it is inhumane to enforce our border so that must mean the other way too right??

Then we can vacation down there, get drugs cheaper, and import TJ hookers without all that false paperwork bullshit.  After thinking about this for 30 or 40 seconds I agree.  It is warm there and we could build new freeways, condos, and that would boost the economy.  The drug lords could run for office like they do in America and we’ll simply vote them into power with the rest of the scumbags.

What the fuck do we need Mexico there for anyway??  Does it really do us any good?  Does anyone have ONE positive reason why we should not do this??   The border is expensive to enforce and we could be using that money for feeding homeless people and shit. 

Fknbucky