Posts Tagged ‘drunk

10
Aug
25

BRO

Let’s go. I have been writing my third book lately which leaves little time for blogging. I may not ever get them published, but I enjoy doing it so there you go. Maybe one day I’ll create something people will benefit from one way or another. Today I just feel like venting a bit and getting some things off my mind. There is an amazing change in our society that has gone largely unnoticed the last few years. There was this insane uprising a few years ago with riots and protests all across America then eventually led to major changes.

What are you talking about Bucky? George Floyd. Like Rodney King it is a name that most of us will remember for the rest of our lives for all the wrong reasons. I’m sorry that man passed away and I’m also sorry the world was manipulated by a media that pushed their narrative over facts with complete disregard for truth. People are in prison for what happened that day and rightfully so because they were convicted in a court of law. I don’t personally convict people in the court of main stream media but tend to stay rational most of the time. Well I do have moments.

What changed Bucky?? Great question. Body cameras. Remember when anyone that could get 30 seconds of air time was screaming all police needed them so we could finally catch these bastards beating up poor innocent citizens every single day. We could finally have evidence of the men and women in blue attacking people of color for no reason except they woke up that morning deciding to ruin the lives of minorities. We were promised this!! I’ve spent more time than I’d like to admit watching videos on YouTube searching for these.

That isn’t what happened. In fact I’ve noticed all these idiots that screamed for body cameras are no longer on TV. Well they are probably screaming about something else now because that is what they do, but the exact opposite has happened and it is pretty amazing to me. For the record I have had more interaction with police than most people I know. I’ve been arrested more times than I’d like to admit and certainly have no love for the man, but I’ve learned to respect them and avoid them. I don’t commit crimes and keep my mouth shut when interacting with police.

I watch these videos and every single one of these folks ask for name and badge number, they escalate the situation WAY beyond what was needed, and continually ask “what did I do?” They don’t listen and get their law advice from a tiktoc video. Both are stupid. One more thing I must add. Girls that say the word “Bro” disgust me. Let it go ladies. No woman with class says the word bro over and over. It isn’t your word and nobody is your bro. Guys don’t even say bro anymore so let me inform you all. The bro is dead. Like Elsa Let it go.

If you have a few spare days in your life I encourage you to go down the body camera rabbit hole of YouTube. It is so satisfying to watch. I’m personally stoked these entitled assholes are getting the notoriety they deserve one 15 minute video at a time. If anything these videos have shown just how patient law enforcement officers really are and I’ve got a newfound respect for them. The patience they show in some of these videos is God like. Don’t get me wrong I’ll continue doing all I can to avoid interacting with them, but I’m happy they are out there protecting us from the crazies out there.

Lesson for today. If you have a vagina – don’t say BRO. Ever. Oh, and remember if you act like an ass with the police you got your wish and you will be videotaped. Thanks George.

FknBucky

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I realize some people will be upset on my respect for law enforcement and begin to talk about the small amount of times peace officers abuse their authority. Let me be clear. Any officer that shows racist or poor judgement should be fired and prosecuted. In a court. Not in a manipulated story for clicks.

25
Dec
22

Decide to Take a chance

Crazy. Simply crazy on how fast time goes by. It was so slow as a kid, but now I seem to blink and I’m ten years older. I’m sure I’ve told this story before, but it is a great lesson that I hope will motivate a few of you to take some chances. I was talking with my Grandfather one time when I was about 16ish. He had just turned 80 or was about to. He said “I feel like one moment I was 20 years old, then I blinked and I’m 80 years old now. The tone in his voice and look in his eyes told me this was no joke. He simply told me that life is over before you know it. In my mind I thought, I’m not wasting anymore time.

By taking chances I don’t mean put $500 on black at the casino although I have done that. I was on a roulette table in Vegas one night when the number came up black say 8 times in a row which gets posted on the sign. When that happens tons of people start throwing money on red. This time was no different. There was easily $5,000 or so put down on red when this random guy came up and threw $500 on Black. That lone chip on the black with stacks of chips on Red. I looked at the guy and said “that is ballsy!! I said lets play and put $500 up on black with this lone guy. We won. Black 22 which is one of the numbers I bet. That and Red 5. That was cool moment in life.

Life is short so don’t waste time on dumb stuff. It is Christmas. I’m surrounded by family in Alabama and I love it. I truly hope all of you are as well. If you’re not then you should make better plans for next year. When I talk about chances I mean important things. Go back to school and get a degree. Ask the girl out you’ve had a crush on for the last 10 years. Get drunk and text every girlfriend you’ve had since the 3rd grade. Trust me they are waiting by the phone at 3 AM to get that text. This is not an advice column. Apply for a job you want. Move to a new place and get a fresh start. You may need to change your name if your drunk text look like mine…..

That talk with my Grandpa really resonated with me. I decided that I would not waste time on things that I can’t control. I moved to Colorado without ever being there before. I’ve had lots of jobs in my life which I’m proud of. It has helped me learn new things that I never even dreamed about. I’ve moved multiple times as well. I went to San Diego by myself one year after being paralyzed. Ahhh, That stupid accident. I screwed up and pay for it every day of my life. Sucks, but I’m not going to let it determine my value as a human. No way.

When I got to San Diego I worked out at a gym called Project Walk. It was a “rehab” for spinal cord patients. I wanted to walk so badly. I pray you never know how hard this is. I am the strongest human alive. No doubt in my mind on that. The gym had other people in chairs so I made some friends pretty quickly as that is what I do. 3 or 4 days of being in Cali, I was invited to a house party for another project walk guy. I was going in blind. I got the address for the party and wondered what I should do. I looked in the mirror and asked a question that I’ve asked myself thousands of times in the last 20 years. “What would walking Bucky do??”

The answer was clear. Go to the party, be myself, rock the place so anyone that didn’t know me at the start of the night would remember FknBucky forever. That is exactly what I did. You have to manifest your own great moments. No one is going to show up do it for you. Life doesn’t work that way. Muscles are good, but a strong mind is what will enable you to be great. Read the books, learn to listen and think before speaking, and make friends with people that have what you want to be. You want to smoke meth, go make friends with people that smoke meth. You want to make more money, go make friends with meth heads. Ha. Don’t do meth.

Your life is a result of all the decisions you’ve made in life. You can make all kinds of excuses, but that is what it is. If you want your life to change, you simply have to make different decisions. It is that simple. Eat less candy, go to the gym, get a library card, find a successful business owner and buy them lunch, go to work early & stay late, and on and on and on.

Merry Christmas my friends.

Love Who You Are Today, Tomorrow is Not Guaranteed.

FknBucky

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17
Feb
16

When I go driving….

th-3Alright I’ve got the joy, joy, joy, down in my heart.  Ha ha.  Just kidding its more like the rage, rage, rage down in my fist.  I’m foaming at the mouth, trying to get this beat my head against the wall frustration out of my system.  I’m baffled that the world is full of so many stupid, stupid, one more time stupid people.  That came out wrong.  What I meant to say is  “Jessica Alba is freaking hot.” 02_jessica_alba_2945

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay so we are going to start small here because most of you have a brain that is only using about 7% of its potential.  Lucky for me 4% of that is already drunk so we are on the same level.  I just called myself stupid in case you missed that.

Driving is a privilege and one that everyone needs to start taking seriously.  I’m baffled at how many of you 3%’ers are glued to your phone as I cruise by you in the right lane.  If you are looking over your right shoulder at someone pass you then immediately pull over, get out of your car, and promptly th-1kiss your own ass.  Don’t worry this will be easy because your head is already stuck firmly up in there.  I just wanted you to pull over in case you enjoy it.  Ewww.

It isn’t rocket science and you’re not a cop.  You are not on the road to make sure I observe the posted speed limit.  You are free to follow the laws of this country and I’m free to break them.  So as my man Ludacris says “Move Bitch, Get out the WAY.”  Here is the fact of the matter.  I’m going to watch for my moment and then floor it, pass you on the right side, and then cut you off anyway while giving you the “You’re number 1 salute!!”  Do the world a favor and save both of us the aggravation.  Just pull to the right.

For those of you that just said “I know like, I hate it when like, people drive all slow in the fast lane.”  I want to thchew your head off like Rick ate that bastard on the walking dead.  Let me make this perfectly clear.  There is NO FAST LANE.  It is a passing lane.  That means you pass the car in front of you and then your get out of that lane.  I don’t care if you are doing 10,000 miles an hour.  Pull left, pass car, and then get back over to the right. I might be doing 10,010 miles an hour and I don’t want to slow down because you’re an idiot.

Okay now that you have decided I’m an asshole and you will never get out of the way, let me explain in nicer terms.  If you don’t learn to let other drivers by sooner or later someone that isn’t as polite as I am is going to shoot you in the face with a large caliber handgun.  This might sound bad, but the real travesty is bullets are expensive. Then we will all dance on your corpse singing a made up song about how much we hate you.

Ahh I’m starting to feel a bit better, but tomorrow I will be back on the road with you.  We will get along fine until you decide to pass the car in front of you doing one mile an hour faster than said car.  It will take you six miles to finally get almost past this other car and th-2then that car will speed slightly up and extend this little auto line dance on down the freeway.  Meanwhile me and the 27 other cars stuck behind your dumbass are thinking about how we can build a time machine, travel back to the 1800’s, and kill your entire bloodline.  Thats right by this time killing you isn’t good enough.  I want the whole family, the history of your family, and that girl you hooked up with in college just in case her out of wedlock kid might be yours.

So my new friend (I use that term loosely) when you show up at the pearly gates and St. Peter says “what brings you here?”  Feel free to reply with the truth “I’m a selfish, ignorant, dipshit that never took the time to learn the correct way to drive on a freeway with others.  I came across FknBucky and he straight up said “Fuck it” and killed my worthless ass.

Booom!!!

If you spend anytime at all driving across this great nation I know you feel my pain.  Please share this document in hopes of educating others before it is too late for them.

 

FknBucky

 

 

 




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