Posts Tagged ‘hoard

14
May
21

Gas Morons

Obviously I started this a couple days ago. Message is the same though!

Some days it is just too easy. Sorry Mom, but I see some 4 letter words flying out the fingertips today. The human race has turned into a 40 yard dash with all of the runners being a double amputee. That means they have no legs and the race is over. I have officially called it at 9:16 AM on May 13th, 2021. Done. The only race going on now is the one to the bottom of dipshit mountain. Our society has fallen into the ME ME ME mentality with no hope in sight of it ever being fixed. This is not difficult. Anyone that raced to a gas station to fill up because the TV told you there was a shortage then you are now a lifetime member of dipshit mountain. In fact the little dipshits look up to you because you are King/Queen dipshit.

I had to drive to a VA hospital to set up a Veterans wheelchair. On the way there I noticed I was pretty low on fuel wasn’t going to make it home without getting more. Obviously I panicked so I turned on CNN to learn why my hard moment was Trumps fault. Then I felt better. After my VA appointment I went to see if I was taking an Uber home or driving myself. The first station I pulled into was 100% out of gasoline. I parked my van, kept it idling to burn extra fuel, and then had a good long cry because the world inconvenienced me. Luckily the solve all my problems fairy showed up with a container of gasoline. If you believe that I hate you.

The panic pricks cause the problem. I wish we could put shock collars onto stupid people. You want to fill up a storage container with gasoline, it is America and you’re free to do so, but I should be free to taze you while my friends watch and laugh. We obviously learned nothing from the toilet paper hoarding one year ago. I can’t even blame the media. They are free to say all the skewed things they want to push their agenda. They have one don’t ever forget that. Those in power want you scared. They want you to be afraid and look to them to save you. Maybe it is a God complex or it is good for business. Follow the dollars.

I read yesterday that someone actually paid those hackers 4-5 million dollars to get control of the pipeline again. Nice. History has taught us that when someone gets away with a crime they never do it again. I’m just going to throw this out there, but if more people focused on stuff like this and less on impeaching Trump for 9 times we wouldn’t be here. I want to be clear. I don’t give a crap about Trump. If this doesn’t make you realize how close we are to a real problem then you’re an idiot. We don’t elect problem solvers. We elect people that tell us what we want to hear. That is a major issue. When shit hits the fan and it will, we are going to be at the mercy of the morons we voted into office. I see these fools on TV and I wouldn’t trust them to fix my sock drawer. By the way I don’t wear socks.

This would be funny if it wasn’t so sad. I wonder how many preteen girls Joe has to sniff to solve this problem?? We will never know because he will “get in trouble” for answering questions. Huh?? You are the leader of the free world and the most powerful man on the planet. Who are you going to be in trouble with?? I feel like that is a fair question, but nothing is fair and it will never be asked.

The truth is things can get very fucked, very fast, these days with computers running everything. Take my advice and get some storage food and water and just have it. Grocery stores will be emptied in minutes if there is a real problem and panic. Have some MRE’s in a closet along with some water. Or call me an idiot and do nothing. I’m not sharing any of mine though. Actually I probably would, but secretly I’m going to be pissed off about it while telling you it is okay. My apartment complex made me get rid of my milking cow so we will have to settle for almond milk. Takes forever to squeeze those little tits though.

I usually say to do something kind for a stranger right about here. Not today. I hate everyone. Go to the freezer, grab the ice cream container, and eat the whole thing yourself with out sharing. Welcome to the ME team. Only for today. Tomorrow you have to go back loving everyone, but for today…. Enjoy the ice cream.

FknBucky




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