Posts Tagged ‘Island

06
Mar
21

Royals

Another crazy week ending today. I kept my fat ass upright for most of it so that is a win in my book. I’m sure many of you have been glued to the TV, Websites, and every other news source following the historic events going on. There is no neutral ground you have to be on one side or the other. When things this serious are going on it is important we include the children so they can learn how to take sides and hate everyone that doesn’t agree with them. What is the point of having kids if you can’t brainwash them to think exactly like you?? I am too smart to pass on wisdom so I had to make the hard choice to not have children. That and the girls that told me they were having Bucky’s baby also screamed ”I’m carrying the son of Damien” (Gwen year 2000), Son of Satan (1998), and who can forget “This child is going to grow up and be an asshole just like you!!” I’m actually pretty proud of that last one. You know as Satan I only make babies, not take care of them. Wow that escalated quickly. Even for me.

Taking sides. That is what I was talking about. I’m not talking the JV bull crap, but the real game. The Royals. Are you on Meghan and Harry’s side or the other ones. I don’t know their names cause I don’t care, but there is Queen never gonna die, guy who divorced Diana marking him as forever Jerk, The bald son (Not the Ginger one), and Kate Middleton (of course I know her name she is hot. Idiot) who has the insane hot sister named Pippa. I will always takes Pippa’s side. If she comes out saying we need to start eating children I will be like how you like yours?? Medium Rare?? I got you baby. Think I’m joking. Need a babysitter?? Nothing like fresh off the grill children burgers. Damn I didn’t know I could escalate further! I’m not even writing a third paragraph. I’m scared of myself at this point.

Skipping this one.

Okay 4th paragraph. Hopefully I can stop being crazy now. I will tell you what I think. That Meghan Markle chick is evil. She got her nasty claws into Prince Harry and now he is screwed. I’m sorry, but if you are going to marry a woman she should get along with the rest of your family. Or at least some of it. For crying out loud she should be liked by at least one person in your eff’ing life. I’ve seen it before. Friends that get so wrapped up in a relationship for a gazillion wrong reasons and they can’t see past their own dumbass to get out. Some of them eventually saw the light and others I still don’t get to talk to. I never married mostly because I didn’t want to ruin some nice young ladies life.

Dang it so off topic. That girl is awful. As someone that has been called the Devil on more than one occasion I can see that this chick is the real deal. She is a bitch. Sorry ladies, but there is no other way to describe her. I honestly hope Harry gets out of that somehow, but it seems he is in too deep now. When your wife makes it so you can’t have a relationship with your only brother that is a problem. They are royals. The biggest waste of time and money on the planet. It only averages about 500 million a year. Why anyone gives a crap what these people do is beyond me. Tell them to get a real job and spend the hundreds of millions on homeless people or children. Fatten them little kids up…..

Why are Harry and Meghan running around trying to get paid for stuff??? Do royals even pick up the tab??? Why do think they just take whatever they want a weird group of people rush in later to handle the bill. Does Prince Harry forget his pin code??? CBS paid them 7 million for the interview that I will never watch. That figure was in the title of an article that I did not read. Nor will I. I don’t care at all except to have a blog topic to hopefully make a couple of you laugh. That and I have been trying to find a way to use the term Child Burger for a couple weeks now. It isn’t as easy as one might think…..

That brings us to the ending. Some quick bullet points to remember. Meghan is a Bitch. Harry is a Ginger that is a sucker for a bad girl. The Queen is a vampire and will never die. She is actually quite amazing and if you read (more than this crap blog) books you should read one about her life. Amazing. Will and Kate got it made. They just have to do nothing insane and the whole world will look at them as the normal nice couple. This Meghan woman married into the biggest megaphone on the planet. Take up a cause that is not all about YOU! Nope, she is on the ME ME ME highway with no exits coming for a long time. Hopefully she runs out of gas stranded on a deserted island (yes I know how stupid that sounds) and we can forget all about her. Harry should not go on road trips with Meghan for a while. Oh and Pippa…. Call me.

So Pick a side and take notice how disgusting a person looks making everything about themselves. Be smart, be kind, and be a constant warrior for helping others. Your life will become better overnight and you’ll start having these weird feelings of being proud of yourself.

Be Kind to others simply because of the feeling you get doing so.

FknBucky

Disclosure **No woman has actually been pregnant with my baby to my knowledge.**

16
May
14

Beat your dog, and the rest of us will kill you slowly

Murph the early years!!

Murph the early years!!

Oh the joys of having a dog. I love my dog Murphy who gets mentioned in many a blog and truly life would not be the same without her. I remember before I got a dog I told myself that I would never be “that guy”, but fast forward a few years and I’m worse than that guy. I’m all in. I love this freaking animal like she was born of my own loins. Odd visual I know, but I’m trying to make a point here. I worked extremely hard to train her, make her listen most of the time, and let me tell you it has paid off in ways I could never have imagined.

SIDE NOTE: Read the book CESAR’S WAY if you want to train a dog. http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acesar%27s%20way%20book

I get to take her everywhere with me and with my job traveling is something I do quite often. She rides right on the airplane with me and its awesome. She honestly travels better than most humans. If you have been on a plane lately you’ll know what I mean. Only twice out of hundreds of flights has the person next to me been like “Ooohh you have a dog” in that bullshit tone. Lucky for me the world is still full of kickass people that were more than willing to trade seats with the biggest ass of the year allowing themselves a flight of happiness sitting next to the best dog ever!!

I take great care of Murph and make sure she gets a bath every night before we fly so she smells great and is very clean. I get a lot of compliments on her coat and rightfully so. Takes a lot of work, but Daddy’s little princess is worth all of it. I recently took her to Louisville, KY to visit some great friends (one of Murphy’s best friends actually), hang out with my sister & nephews, and try to kill some shit. I didn’t kill anything, but I did have a blast with everyone there. I was truly sad to leave and hope to get back there very soon.

Upon returning from my awesome trip to KY I noticed that Murphy missed it so much she decided to bring some souvenirs home with her. Ahh the joys of owning a dog. These little Obama voters (because they are blood suckers) hitched a ride back to San Diego with us and what a pain in the ass. I ended up pulling 14 ticks off of her over a period of 3 days. Some of these little bastards are extremely small and really tough to get out. Keeping my delicate flower (because she is a virgin you fools) clean and healthy meant hours of gently combing through her thick fur until I found a bump that shouldn’t be there. Okay now to the point of this ever pointless blog.

I needed to do some follow up as she has some scabs in her ears so I went to the old BING and did some searching. What I found horrified me. What kind of sick bastards let things like that happen to dogs. I’m all for beating children, throwing old people off cliffs, hell I would even eat a cat or two for fun, but what I saw online happening to some of those dogs seriously pisses me off. If you are Micheal Vick like and think the karma police won’t catch you then I pray you are very mistaken. People that neglect or hurt dogs should be strung up in the middle of town and slowly left to die while everyone watches. You fucking suck is what I mean for some of you that need it said a bit more blatantly.

Dogs and animals are the most innocent of innocent. Treating them poorly means you are truly the lowest piece of shit in the circle of life and I hope you get syphilis, suffer for a very long time, watch your junk fall off, and THEN we string you up in the town square for a slow agonizing death. I’ve never given much thought about dogs until I got one and saw firsthand all the personality she has to offer. It is truly a blessing to have this furry friend in my life and I’m grateful for every freaking day I wake up with her big head staring at me.

The world has lots of dogs that need a home and I hope just maybe you read this blog and realize that you are definitely missing out if you don’t have one. The patience, unconditional love, and just all around happiness these creatures bring to your life is something money can’t buy. It’s priceless I tell you, although every trip to the pet store I’m reminded my four legged buddy is an expensive bitch with a taste for the finer things in life. This would include the all meat, made in AMERICA, (Independence, IA) treats called TRUE CHEWS. If you haven’t treated your dog to these yet, grow a heart and just do it.

I love my dog and I don’t care who knows. Deep down in that empty space where Fknbucky is supposed to have a heart you will hear the slight sound of blood flow when Murphy comes around. I thank God for her and hope that one day you will experience what I have. She is the bestest of “man’s best friend” and that is something I wanted to share tonight.

If you suspect someone is mistreating an animal report them immediately. They are scum and deserve all the shit that comes their way.

Enjoy your weekend. I think Fiesta Island dog park is in my future!!

Fknbucky




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