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17
Feb
16

When I go driving….

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th-3Alright I’ve got the joy, joy, joy, down in my heart.  Ha ha.  Just kidding its more like the rage, rage, rage down in my fist.  I’m foaming at the mouth, trying to get this beat my head against the wall frustration out of my system.  I’m baffled that the world is full of so many stupid, stupid, one more time stupid people.  That came out wrong.  What I meant to say is  “Jessica Alba is freaking hot.” 02_jessica_alba_2945

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay so we are going to start small here because most of you have a brain that is only using about 7% of its potential.  Lucky for me 4% of that is already drunk so we are on the same level.  I just called myself stupid in case you missed that.

Driving is a privilege and one that everyone needs to start taking seriously.  I’m baffled at how many of you 3%’ers are glued to your phone as I cruise by you in the right lane.  If you are looking over your right shoulder at someone pass you then immediately pull over, get out of your car, and promptly th-1kiss your own ass.  Don’t worry this will be easy because your head is already stuck firmly up in there.  I just wanted you to pull over in case you enjoy it.  Ewww.

It isn’t rocket science and you’re not a cop.  You are not on the road to make sure I observe the posted speed limit.  You are free to follow the laws of this country and I’m free to break them.  So as my man Ludacris says “Move Bitch, Get out the WAY.”  Here is the fact of the matter.  I’m going to watch for my moment and then floor it, pass you on the right side, and then cut you off anyway while giving you the “You’re number 1 salute!!”  Do the world a favor and save both of us the aggravation.  Just pull to the right.

For those of you that just said “I know like, I hate it when like, people drive all slow in the fast lane.”  I want to thchew your head off like Rick ate that bastard on the walking dead.  Let me make this perfectly clear.  There is NO FAST LANE.  It is a passing lane.  That means you pass the car in front of you and then your get out of that lane.  I don’t care if you are doing 10,000 miles an hour.  Pull left, pass car, and then get back over to the right. I might be doing 10,010 miles an hour and I don’t want to slow down because you’re an idiot.

Okay now that you have decided I’m an asshole and you will never get out of the way, let me explain in nicer terms.  If you don’t learn to let other drivers by sooner or later someone that isn’t as polite as I am is going to shoot you in the face with a large caliber handgun.  This might sound bad, but the real travesty is bullets are expensive. Then we will all dance on your corpse singing a made up song about how much we hate you.

Ahh I’m starting to feel a bit better, but tomorrow I will be back on the road with you.  We will get along fine until you decide to pass the car in front of you doing one mile an hour faster than said car.  It will take you six miles to finally get almost past this other car and th-2then that car will speed slightly up and extend this little auto line dance on down the freeway.  Meanwhile me and the 27 other cars stuck behind your dumbass are thinking about how we can build a time machine, travel back to the 1800’s, and kill your entire bloodline.  Thats right by this time killing you isn’t good enough.  I want the whole family, the history of your family, and that girl you hooked up with in college just in case her out of wedlock kid might be yours.

So my new friend (I use that term loosely) when you show up at the pearly gates and St. Peter says “what brings you here?”  Feel free to reply with the truth “I’m a selfish, ignorant, dipshit that never took the time to learn the correct way to drive on a freeway with others.  I came across FknBucky and he straight up said “Fuck it” and killed my worthless ass.

Booom!!!

If you spend anytime at all driving across this great nation I know you feel my pain.  Please share this document in hopes of educating others before it is too late for them.

 

FknBucky

 

 

 

14
Dec
15

One Kiss

By Bucktown Leave a Comment
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FAMOUS_ALFRED_EISENSTAEDT_S_PICTURE_DURING_V_J_DAY_IN_TIMES_SQUAREIt’s 3:15 in the morning and I can’t sleep.  Maybe I should stop drinking this Red Bull, but then making good decisions has never been something I do.  Sleep is for the dead I say, and the extremely hung over which I am not today.  First time for everything.

I worked late on Friday and have had this person on my mind ever since.  Guess I’ll write about it and share this incredible story with the three people that read this.  I met a girl a while back thru my job that has a traumatic brain injury (TBI) and has a tough road ahead.  When you first meet her it is heartbreaking as she can’t speak, can’t move, and can’t much of anything.

She is young, beautiful, and is still an active duty United States soldier.  She was hurt serving this country and is paying a price for your freedom that you would have never known about unless I typed these words today.  Meeting her filled me with raw emotion, overwhelmed me with this powerful image, and to me she is an American hero.

The pictures on the wall tell a story of a gorgeous redhead that is full of life and always smiling. Her young daughter with the trademark red hair running around outside with a pack of 4 other kids and 3 dogs.  Quite a sight to see.  She is surrounded by one of the greatest families I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting and that is saying something.  I can’t stress enough how wonderful they all are, which is what it takes to work thru something so hard.

I’ve stopped by and met with the family multiple times now over the last 5 months and it is one of the best parts of my new job.  I work in sales and sell durable medical equipment that helps people like this young soldier.  I know how life changing it can be to find and use the right equipment when faced with challenges in life.  Her mother worked tirelessly with the VA to get the government to pay for certain items that will make a difference in her life.  There should be no red tape in a case like this, but that blog we will save for another day.  I can’t stress enough how impressive this family is.  Never give up should be their last name.

So while you are complaining about the line being to long at Starbucks, the traffic on the way to the office, or what a certain politician said about something remember that the struggle is very real for some. Everyday they wake up to the same hard shit, put on a smile, and do what needs to be done because that is what being American is about.  At least in my humble opinion.

So on Friday evening I was there with the family, a nurse, and this young lady helping them pick out a new shower chair that will makes things easier. This is when I witnessed something astonishing.  This young ladies mother told me I had to watch her give a kiss.  I thought to myself how can she give a kiss??  I sat there watching with my doubts clearly hidden inside of me, and that is when it happened.

Mom leaned over and this United States soldier with an incredible amount of effort slowly gave her mother a kiss on the cheek.  Something you’ve done a thousand times and most likely don’t give it a second thought. Amazed, blown away, remarkable or any other adjectives I can think of simply don’t do enough to describe this moment in my life.  Her head didn’t move, her arms didn’t come up, but her lips unmistakably came together and kissed her mother. It was the most beautiful kiss I have ever witnessed and I can’t imagine anything ever topping it.  I even had these strange puddles form in my eyes that I’ve never experienced before.

I never thought I could be so moved by a simple kiss on the cheek, but it is an image I knew instantly that I would never forget and now I wanted to share it with you.  Life is hard and for some it is extremely hard, but just remember somewhere out there somebody has it tougher and they are not quitting, bitching, or crying all day about why me.  Your problems are yours, own them, and then solve them.  If you’re a good person you will have plenty of people around that will gladly help you. If you’re not a good person, you’ve just identified your first problem to solve.

So thank a soldier, an airman, a Marine, a sailor and hell thank everyone around you for being alive today.  It will make them feel good and you’ll be on your way to becoming a good person.

Godspeed to this young soldier and please keep her and the family in your thoughts and prayers.

FknBucky

16
May
14

Beat your dog, and the rest of us will kill you slowly

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Murph the early years!!

Murph the early years!!

Oh the joys of having a dog. I love my dog Murphy who gets mentioned in many a blog and truly life would not be the same without her. I remember before I got a dog I told myself that I would never be “that guy”, but fast forward a few years and I’m worse than that guy. I’m all in. I love this freaking animal like she was born of my own loins. Odd visual I know, but I’m trying to make a point here. I worked extremely hard to train her, make her listen most of the time, and let me tell you it has paid off in ways I could never have imagined.

SIDE NOTE: Read the book CESAR’S WAY if you want to train a dog. http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acesar%27s%20way%20book

I get to take her everywhere with me and with my job traveling is something I do quite often. She rides right on the airplane with me and its awesome. She honestly travels better than most humans. If you have been on a plane lately you’ll know what I mean. Only twice out of hundreds of flights has the person next to me been like “Ooohh you have a dog” in that bullshit tone. Lucky for me the world is still full of kickass people that were more than willing to trade seats with the biggest ass of the year allowing themselves a flight of happiness sitting next to the best dog ever!!

I take great care of Murph and make sure she gets a bath every night before we fly so she smells great and is very clean. I get a lot of compliments on her coat and rightfully so. Takes a lot of work, but Daddy’s little princess is worth all of it. I recently took her to Louisville, KY to visit some great friends (one of Murphy’s best friends actually), hang out with my sister & nephews, and try to kill some shit. I didn’t kill anything, but I did have a blast with everyone there. I was truly sad to leave and hope to get back there very soon.

Upon returning from my awesome trip to KY I noticed that Murphy missed it so much she decided to bring some souvenirs home with her. Ahh the joys of owning a dog. These little Obama voters (because they are blood suckers) hitched a ride back to San Diego with us and what a pain in the ass. I ended up pulling 14 ticks off of her over a period of 3 days. Some of these little bastards are extremely small and really tough to get out. Keeping my delicate flower (because she is a virgin you fools) clean and healthy meant hours of gently combing through her thick fur until I found a bump that shouldn’t be there. Okay now to the point of this ever pointless blog.

I needed to do some follow up as she has some scabs in her ears so I went to the old BING and did some searching. What I found horrified me. What kind of sick bastards let things like that happen to dogs. I’m all for beating children, throwing old people off cliffs, hell I would even eat a cat or two for fun, but what I saw online happening to some of those dogs seriously pisses me off. If you are Micheal Vick like and think the karma police won’t catch you then I pray you are very mistaken. People that neglect or hurt dogs should be strung up in the middle of town and slowly left to die while everyone watches. You fucking suck is what I mean for some of you that need it said a bit more blatantly.

Dogs and animals are the most innocent of innocent. Treating them poorly means you are truly the lowest piece of shit in the circle of life and I hope you get syphilis, suffer for a very long time, watch your junk fall off, and THEN we string you up in the town square for a slow agonizing death. I’ve never given much thought about dogs until I got one and saw firsthand all the personality she has to offer. It is truly a blessing to have this furry friend in my life and I’m grateful for every freaking day I wake up with her big head staring at me.

The world has lots of dogs that need a home and I hope just maybe you read this blog and realize that you are definitely missing out if you don’t have one. The patience, unconditional love, and just all around happiness these creatures bring to your life is something money can’t buy. It’s priceless I tell you, although every trip to the pet store I’m reminded my four legged buddy is an expensive bitch with a taste for the finer things in life. This would include the all meat, made in AMERICA, (Independence, IA) treats called TRUE CHEWS. If you haven’t treated your dog to these yet, grow a heart and just do it.

I love my dog and I don’t care who knows. Deep down in that empty space where Fknbucky is supposed to have a heart you will hear the slight sound of blood flow when Murphy comes around. I thank God for her and hope that one day you will experience what I have. She is the bestest of “man’s best friend” and that is something I wanted to share tonight.

If you suspect someone is mistreating an animal report them immediately. They are scum and deserve all the shit that comes their way.

Enjoy your weekend. I think Fiesta Island dog park is in my future!!

Fknbucky

14
Aug
13

Thanks for the memories..

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ImageSadness.  It is an emotion we all experience sooner, later, and it sucks.  It usually has no warning and hits us extremely hard.  So hard it can take days, weeks, even years to fully recover from some of the pains/scars it leaves on your heart.   The more we put ourselves out there, more enjoyable moments we have, you learn these sad moments will find you.  For to be sad, you must first have the incredible joy of knowing a person, pet, or thing that brought great joy to your life.  The sadness comes when you realize they are gone, but the memories we make with them always last forever.  

 

It is those moments of great joy/humor that are best remembered, kept close, and forever cherished.  In the time after losing someone close we must remind ourselves that although the pain is great, it was the fun times we were so lucky to have with them, that causes us to experience grief.  Without the fun, no one would be missed.  Thank God for those moments of joy as they are never long enough, we can never get enough of them, but make no mistake this guy will keep creating happy memories until the piper demands payment.

 

I will never forget an awesome moment with Valerie.  She was only 5 or 6 years old and already a special person in my life.   As a daily visitor to the Schneiders/Wendt household I would take great pleasure in picking on her and Stephen.  The smiles and warm embraces I would get when I saw them proves they hated every second of this “torture”.

 

Micheal and I used to flip them off and then laugh when they returned the gesture.  I’m sure LuAnn and Kit were very pleased with us (Mike’s fault) teaching the rug rats these types of things, but kids will be kids.  Once Valerie started kindergarden, Mike & I would see her in the lunch room having her afternoon snack with milk.  Hiding behind the wall we would say “Psss” until she looked over and then flip her off. 

 

The agony of knowing we would tease her later if she didn’t return the gesture versus the knowing she would get into “big” trouble if caught returning the finger, was extremely humorus to us.  Finally in an act of desperation she held one little hand up to shield the other from her teacher.  Slowly that middle finger came up along with a incredible look of satisfaction and very mischievous grin.  A couple of high school kids had just been put into their place by a six year old having milk and cookies.  Mad respect was given at that moment.

 

Upon hearing about the tragic accident Saturday I was crushed like many of you.  It isn’t fair, not right, and the bastards that did it deserve to be hung.  As much as we torture those men, it won’t change the outcome of what has already happened.  The courts and laws will have their day.  Please don’t dwell on what will happen to them as the anger will only act as an anchor dragging you down to places you never intended to be.

 

There is a time to mourn, a time to be sad, to reflect and hold those most affected by the loss of such a great person.  Don’t forget to take that time and really embrace it, but remember it too shall pass.  No one I’ve known would ever want any of “us” to stop making great happy memories together; to be their legacy.  Nope, we all want to be remembered smiling, and taking that big step to flip off two idiots behind a wall is a great way to do it.

 

I love you Valerie, and you will be very missed.  Thank you for the memories. 

 

Bucky.

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