Happy quarantine. Maybe with everyone stuck inside more than three people will actually read this. Desperate times.. I have been inside my apartment now for about nine days. I went to McDonalds this weekend to get a Big Mac simply because I had to do something. It is weird seeing people, I usually want to talk to them, now I have anxiety and must get away.
I have decided that I will do the right thing and stay put. I don’t want to drag this virus to a relatives house in another part of the country even though I would love to be with them than here alone. I have plenty of food, TP, guns, and ammo. This means I can wipe my ass, while eating a burrito, and shoot you at the same time. I love America.
I’m amazed at such a trying time to still see people arguing on FB about this and that. We are in a time where we all need to come together and make things more tolerable for those around us. People are hurting. Take a second before hitting send on that next comment and enlightening the world your negative shit opinion, take a breath and think how is this going to make the situation better???? Regardless of what side you are on or how noble, correct, and perfect you are the fact is negativity is negativity.
Find a way to change your thinking while we are stuck inside with nothing to do. Instead of getting pissed off the rest of the world isn’t just like you try to wish people a safe time and that you’ll be praying for their family. Imagine if everyone did that. What you put out always comes back. You know you’re a good person so now is the time to act like it. We can’t give hugs right now, but you can certainly say a kind word. It is free too so your non working ass has no excuse about not being able to afford being kind.
This is what we can all try, God/Bing Bang Theory knows we have plenty of time on our hands. Right before you blast that comeback out that will put that SOB in his place because he/she deserves it for being sooo stupid take a step back. Once a day at least take a large step back. Then erase the negative, take the high road, and make it positive. There are a lot of people suffering and scared right now needlessly. We have plenty of resources in this country for everyone to have TP, Food, and shelter. Stop using your energy to throw toxic BS out on the internet trying to change someone’s mind that is 1,529 miles away and look around your own neighborhood/town.
Once you open your eyes and look for ways to have a POSITIVE impact on the world around you plenty of opportunities will show up. Trust me you can take a day off from arguing on FB. In fact the world most likely will be better for it. I’m as guilty as the rest of you and write this as a reminder to myself to not get sucked into the negative rabbit hole but rather find ways to help out those less fortunate than myself. You can make a difference if you only try.
Think about it,
FknBucky
Alright I’ve got the joy, joy, joy, down in my heart. Ha ha. Just kidding its more like the rage, rage, rage down in my fist. I’m foaming at the mouth, trying to get this beat my head against the wall frustration out of my system. I’m baffled that the world is full of so many stupid, stupid, one more time stupid people. That came out wrong. What I meant to say is “Jessica Alba is freaking hot.” 
kiss your own ass. Don’t worry this will be easy because your head is already stuck firmly up in there. I just wanted you to pull over in case you enjoy it. Ewww.
chew your head off like Rick ate that bastard on the walking dead. Let me make this perfectly clear. There is NO FAST LANE. It is a passing lane. That means you pass the car in front of you and then your get out of that lane. I don’t care if you are doing 10,000 miles an hour. Pull left, pass car, and then get back over to the right. I might be doing 10,010 miles an hour and I don’t want to slow down because you’re an idiot.
then that car will speed slightly up and extend this little auto line dance on down the freeway. Meanwhile me and the 27 other cars stuck behind your dumbass are thinking about how we can build a time machine, travel back to the 1800’s, and kill your entire bloodline. Thats right by this time killing you isn’t good enough. I want the whole family, the history of your family, and that girl you hooked up with in college just in case her out of wedlock kid might be yours.
It’s 3:15 in the morning and I can’t sleep. Maybe I should stop drinking this Red Bull, but then making good decisions has never been something I do. Sleep is for the dead I say, and the extremely hung over which I am not today. First time for everything.
FknBucky 