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29
Apr
25

Debate is Good

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My arms are worked this AM. I’ve done double workouts the last three days and when you skip leg day that adds up. I’m so committed to doing this darn pull up I might start wearing them again. If they put images of Jessica Alba on them instead of Superman, I bet more men would pull them up! Just saying. Okay let’s talk about something we aren’t supposed to talk about. How much your Mom hates you. Ha. I’m just kidding, I don’t want to talk about that, but trust me she does.

Take a joke Sally. I miss that word. This weekend I went to see a comic I enjoy, twice. You see I misread the ticket like an idiot and drove all the way to Spartanburg on Saturday for the show only to arrive to a completely empty arena. I thought “Bucky, this doesn’t look right” as I pulled into the empty parking lot. I pulled up Ticketmaster on my phone and sure enough the show was on Sunday. It had been about 3 hours since I had done something insanely stupid so I was definitely due. At least I got to drive my new Van so it wasn’t all bad.

On Sunday I got to the show and had an extra ticket. I bought them months ago and purchased the up close tickets with VIP access to the sound check. So glad I did this. I yelled out to the crowd waiting in front of the venue that I had a VIP ticket for the first person that wanted it. A lovely lady of 73 yrs young named Susan took me up on the offer. Turns out her son paid $130 for a fake ticket so she was SOL until I showed up. I gave her the extra one and felt good about myself. Sometimes being kind is really simple. I tell you this not to brag because I don’t need your compliments, I tell you only so that you might think about it next time an opportunity arrives for you to do something nice for a complete stranger. I’ll never see this woman again, but she will never forget me for all the right reasons. There is power in that.

Now the point of today’s blog. Greg Gutfeld is a TV show host on FOX news. I get it some of you hate FOX. I don’t care about that and relax for a moment because there was a very teachable moment for all of us here. On one of his shows “The Five” there are five people that sit around a table talking about different news worthy topics everyday. Usually there are 4 conservative leaning people with one liberal leaning person. One particular liberal named Jessica Tarlov is strong in her beliefs and is usually on the complete opposite side of political issues which makes her not so popular with the conservative audience of FOX. At the show Sunday Greg put up pictures of his co-hosts and talked about “insider” info on each of them. He put up a picture of Jessica and about 25% of the crowd booed loudly!

I was close to the stage, in fact I was only about 10 feet away from Greg when put this picture up, and anyone that watches the show knows the group of people around the table are all friends regardless of their political disagreements. WHAT BUCKY?? People who disagree about politics can be friends?? What is this crazy BS you talk?? Yeah friends can disagree about things. Back on topic. I could see in his face the disgust with those in the crowd that booed. He was visibly annoyed by it, and yelled “STOP THAT!” Immediately. I was so proud of him at that moment. He said “We don’t do that. We can be civil to the other side and NEVER shut down someone from expressing their viewpoint.”

He talked about if you are right or believe in your position on a topic, you should be able to defend it civilly with words. In fact debate is great, it is healthy, and it sharpens your argument which makes us all better. Shutting down someone from speaking is kid crap. Babies scream. Adults speak. If you have to shout someone down you already lose. Facts are facts. I don’t argue politics with my friends from the opposite of me because it has no purpose. I’m not going to say some remarkable thing to suddenly change their mind and they aren’t going to drop some crazy sentence to make me say “I was wrong all my life, thank you for posting that FB meme!!” We are who we are and you have nothing to be ashamed about. Be proud of you, but NEVER think you’re so right someone else doesn’t have the right to exist.

We don’t have to agree on everything to be friends. The world is going to be just fine regardless of what 24 hour BS news tells you. Mad crazy people are easier to control. Calm thinking rational people don’t make rash stupid decisions. Don’t be a mad crazy person. If your opinion is correct you should be able to express your viewpoint with a kind demeanor and listen to others without disrespect.

I had a great time at the show on Sunday and met some wonderful people. J and S (pictured above and full names withheld) let me sit next to them and we had tons to speak about before the show got going. They are amazing people that watched my stuff while I went to the restroom, I’m so glad I made the trip (twice), and thankful I got to meet all the wonderful people there. My overall point is simply don’t be the person who tries to shut down debate. Enjoy the show, have respect for everyone, and understand it is YOUR character that diminishes every time you scream BOO.

FknBucky

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25
Feb
25

STRAPPED UP!!

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6:37 is what the clock said when I looked at it. DANG IT is what I said. Yoga starts at 7 AM and I was going to be late. Annie looked at me with drowsy eyes that said stop moving around I’m trying to sleep here. Nothing like waking up in a hotel, late, and then trying to rush out the door for a yoga session across town. Sounds like familiar territory in my life as rushing is something I’ve become accustomed to. This darn wheelchair makes everything take much longer, but such is life.

Even with hitting every single red light on the way there, I arrived at 7:06 AM, and class was in session as I rolled thru the door. Luckily it is a cozy yoga studio with great people that are happy to see an extra face awake and joining them for the early morning namaste. Class itself was perfect although 17 minutes in, I realized I have a lot to learn about yoga still. I do a session on my own daily and it is clear my form along with my timing is crap compared to what it is when I attend classes. I’m paralyzed from the chest down and have figured out how to do yoga, so what is your excuse again??

My body is a million times better off and I have so much LESS pain when I do yoga daily. A testimonial you didn’t ask for and I didn’t plan on making. Third paragraph is when I usually pivot to talk about what I actually had in mind. Today is no different. I was cleaning up the blocks and straps I used for the past hour. Well 54 minutes if you want bring up old shit about me being late. Moonbeam (yoga coach) grabbed the blocks from me and said she would be back for the strap. I take no orders and decided to take care of the strap myself. I carefully rolled it up tight so it would sit nicely in the strap box. Seems like a pretty boring event right?? WRONG!

I rolled that strap up perfectly. Wasn’t mine. No fee to just throw it in the box. I mean it isn’t Blockbuster and it wasn’t a VHS tape. This took more of my precious time to roll it up with no real benefit to me. Why do it Bucky??

Well….. I don’t do things half assed. Ever. Not even a stupid strap after yoga. If you can’t do tiny little tasks with precision, how or why would anyone trust you to do big tasks perfectly? It is a mind set and I see many people in this world that don’t have it or refuse to use it. How do you tackle inconsequential projects throughout the day?? Do you put care into them and pay attention or simply throw whatever into the box while thinking about that TV show you watch that no one else cares about?

Success is in the details. I didn’t roll that strap up for the yoga studio. I did it for myself. It is a form of intangible character that one must possess to have a successful happy life in my opinion. Pay attention to the small things and the larger problems in life become much easier to overcome. Look at what you are doing and think “how can I do it better?” Once the answer becomes “no possible way to do this better”, you will have mastered the task and just might unlock the door to a fulfilling life in the process.

Namaste

FknBucky

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27
Jun
24

never ending stay…

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Well….. I extended my vacation by another day. Apparently they want you to crop dust the halls after stealing a kidney, but call it passing gas to sound professional until….. I said “farting” a bunch. The doctor finally loosened up her stature, but not my bowels. TMI… I know, but I promised honesty on this blog so suck it up buttercups. By the way speaking of honesty it turns out I’m not gay. That t-shirt is a liar. My friend Nuisance (see what I did there….) told me to be sweet to the nurses, but have you ever heard of a 24 hour restraining order??? Me either. Who knew asking her if she wanted to stick around and snort some of my meds with me was such a big deal…….. A couple lines of stool softener makes for one heck of a story later.

The TV is crap. The channels are 74-1, 74-2, 74-3, and on and on. I don’t know what that means. I have watched two westerns about a guy killing other guys over a woman. Both of them, but different guys dying from another guy killing them. I think the woman might be my stuck up crazy nurse. She would drive anyone to do some killing. She happens to be one that watched on as the others killed me on my last stay here. No joke there. She is sticking with the panic/anxiety story saying “Well you have anxiety when you’re dying.”

I can’t think of a truer statement. Just remember if you check out from not being able to breathe with 93% of your lung filled with fluid, it is the panic that did it. Can’t believe I was so stupid to think otherwise.

My kidney drain.

Might be yet another day. Got an issue with the kidney drain, and I’m not kidneying around.

Thank for all the prayers. Keep them coming and please share the blogs. Some of your friends might not be on my friends list and should hear my life lessons in the blogs. Be kind to others, stop holding petty grudges, and if someone makes you mad – hit them in the face.

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08
Apr
21

Hate Soup. I’ll have two bowls please!!

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I took some time off from writing after the 1st. That day is always an odd one for me. I always tell myself that it is just a day like all the rest, but our minds pile on all this needless BS when it comes to dates for this and that. Days are days, and just because it sucked one time does not mean it will suck every year. Yet I allow myself to get sucked into the web of pointless feelings. I try very hard to not stress over things I can not change. Try as I will it still happens. Kind of like how so many of us try to stay young forever and never die. None of us will cheat death in the end. We all pay the piper, but our actions and attitude until then create how we will be remembered.

Okay we all die, now on to the point today. It is weird that I have to consciously force myself to not watch the news. It is crap. They all have an agenda and feeding you what you want to hear regardless of truth or fact seems to be the recipe for success these companies have bought into. I have unplugged and I hope you learn to as well. The division I see on the TV is complete insanity. I get along with everyone I meet in real life, but the TV tells me I should hate this group and that group. I say Fuck you TV. I pick who I hate. Let’s see if you’ve been paying attention. Number 1 on my hate list?? The son of a gun that invented Voicemail. I will gladly sign up for time travel to go back in time and kill this person. Yep that is how much I hate VM.

Number 2 on my list is a new hatred of mine. It has always been there, but I didn’t recognize it until recently. What do you think or who do you think it is??? That little green Geico lizard. He needs to die. For the good of mankind. Now that we are here it is quite fitting the car insurance business is #2 (get it??) and we should kill them all. These bloodsuckers have pushed to far. I’m supposed to watch countless commercials on TV, hear them on the radio, read billboard signs while driving, and who knows what else telling me how much I can save?? Bullcrap. All that advertising is stupid expensive along with all the celebrities you have on those commercials to tell me to trust the General. Eff off Shaq. Your big ass can’t make a free throw, but somehow I’m supposed to trust a cartoon military guy with my car insurance because you say so??? Nope. Car insurance companies are black hearted pieces of poop.

Feels good to hate doesn’t it?? Makes you feel powerful when you give into the dark side. Forgiveness?? Not in this lifetime. I’m going to carry my hate around like a club ready to smash anyone in the face that doesn’t hate with me. My hate is for good you see so I’m morally obligated to whip my hate out and hit people with it. That is how we create good in the world. Hmmmm. Sounds kinda dumb when you say it like. Shut up Bucky, my hate is accepted by Twitter. Good for you. You’ve just proved to me you’re an idiot. And an asshole, but mostly an idiot.

Who is going to be number 3?? So many choices, but this next one could be number one someday. They show no signs of slowing down or have they already slowed down??? Yep. I’m talking about you left lane driver!! OOooo I hate you so much. What the heck happened to you?? What kind of insane abuse did you take as a kid to become this person?? When I’m using my time machine to kill Voicemail guy, I will go back into time (for free) and murder your ancestors simply so the DNA string you are a part of no longer exists. Yeah that is what the 47 drivers behind you are thinking as you camp out in the left lane doing 66 mph in a 65 speed limit zone. Thankfully the idiot in the right lane is doing 65.5 mph so technically you are passing him in about 17 minutes while the 47 other drivers want to go 93 mph. Great job enforcing the law loser. Man I hate you. So much. If hate was a soup, I would eat two bowls with a really big spoon just for you.

Alright. Having some fun with hate today. It can be funny to hate things that can’t hate back. When you make that decision to “hate” someone that can hate back you have to be prepared for the escalation that will most certainly occur. No one wants to be hated and the natural reaction is to hate back twice as hard. Here is something you’re going to hate. It doesn’t matter if you hate AOC, Nancy Pelosi, or Donald Trump. If you do hate any of those people you are all in a group together. You are the haters. Hate is hate. Once you allow that into your heart it doesn’t make a difference who you hate. That hate will grow, expand, and start to take over other feelings like compassion, understanding, and just being rational. Don’t fall for it. Anyone or anything that tells you or encourages you to hate something NEVER has your best interest at heart. No. They want to use you to get something they want regardless of the toll it will take on you. You don’t matter as a person to them. They need your hate to fuel their agenda. These types of people will use you up, never even know your name, and throw you out for a younger more energetic model every time.

So don’t give in to them. Choose to be kind. It is our most powerful weapon against this current hate filled atmosphere. I will not participate in the outrage/hate game. Remember most of the time the loudest “Victim” is often the worst perpetrator. I’m reminded of a murder case in San Diego. A young blond girl was killed on the 15 freeway area. A state trooper was on the local news telling young women how to be more cautious because of the threat driving alone at night created. 3 months later they found out he was the bastard that killed her. Here is the link to that info.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Cara_Knott

I have had several people tell me this blog helped them set anger/hate aside at some situation in life allowing them to choose kindness instead. To me that is a win. I always think of a world where people think about others before themselves. It isn’t impossible. All you have to do is join me. One person at a time we will change the world we live in.

I appreciate you all. Be Kind. Be informed. Be yourself.

FknBucky

P.S. FknBucky shirts are taking shape. I have picked the style of shirt and will ok the font/wording tomorrow. Exciting.

11
Mar
21

TV people suck.

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These people are not real life. They are a bunch of over paid blank-heads that make money telling you how to think. Don’t fall it. They sit on top of their fake thrones pointing out the errors of everyone else while on TV for 12 minutes a day. Most of these elite somethingHOLES can’t find a true thought inside of their own head if you offered to double their salary. They say what they think people want to hear or what the media werewolves will let them get away with. Heaven forbid you have an original thought and decide to voice it. The PC police have serious power right now, but you’re too lazy/stupid to notice how it might be a problem. We will deserve the world we create. It isn’t funny that China/Russia/North Korea doesn’t have to do a damn thing. You’re willing to vote all your rights away simply because someone gets offended every 10 seconds.

Here is an actual thought for your over inflated self importance head. These offended, angry, and cancel everything mobs are NEVER going to stop. If they even take a pause they become irrelevant. They are a flesh eating bacteria of society. Every day they have keep eating, taking, and hating because whatever happened yesterday can’t scratch the itch today. Want to know how it stops?? Stand up to stupid. Say blank off when they come at you with this BS. I’m trying real hard to not leave the curse words. I’m editing them out, but you know my 4 letter words were flying out this AM. Maybe I’ll be canceled before I get started. Here is a ginormous thought that might hurt your tiny always offended mind. You can disagree with your friends. In fact it is healthy to do so. Your mind is a muscle and unless you use it, it will grow weaker. Sitting around a bunch of people that agree with everything you say makes you lazy and eventually stupid.

This is what happens with these TV people. They are their own little circle and if you step out of circle the firing squad is circular. They will all trample their own children running to a camera to be the first to call you a racist, homophobe, misogynist, or any other label they think will get them brownie points with the other morons on TV. They are just stopping people who say mean things Bucky. Really who gets to decide what we hate today??? Why don’t you goggle societies that canceled people, banned books, and stop people from being able to say whatever the heck they want. You want to put a pillow case over your head and scream about how much you hate people that look different than you?? Knock yourself out. I support your right to say whatever you want. I don’t have to listen to it. I am certainly not going to allow you to say it standing on my property, but I will defend your right to say it to the death.

Free speech means FREE SPEECH. Not sometimes free as long as I agree with everything you might say. We allowed a sitting president to be censored overnight and people cheered it. You allowed your personal feelings to control your actions while TV people backed up you up. Let’s go burn some witches cause that was agreed upon as well so it must have been the right thing to do. You’re an idiot, you’re a self entitled jerk, and you truly think your fellow Americans are complete buffoons that can’t be allowed real freedom because they are too stupid. Not worried?? If they can do that to the President (the office, not the man) imagine what they could do to you?? Me?? Any other person you care about. Trump is gone, but they won’t stop, they can’t stop. Don’t worry morons, random talking person on TV will let you know what you can believe and say to become a good little robot/citizen. Don’t rock the boat or you’ll be thrown overboard. To that I say “I’m fat and I float.” If you pansy asses can lift my fat ass then anchors away baby!! I don’t want to ride in your floating hellhole of intolerance, greed, and self righteous BS.

I disagree Bucky. White Supremacy is wrong. No shit. If it was a multiple choice question it would look like this:

White Supremacy is ______?

A. Wrong

Yep only one answer for that one. I wish it would go away and maybe someday it will be gone, but in the meantime as an American you’re free to be the biggest idiot in the world. You’re also free to disagree, not listen, and spend your Saturday across the street from his/her house with a sign that says White Power is bad. Defending someone’s right to say something does not equal you agreeing with the filth that may come out of their mouth. Remember this though – You don’t change peoples hearts by passing laws, canceling them, or by trying to “out hate” them. You want to change someones heart?? Go give them a hug and tell them you love them. Sit down and have a real conversation so they can see exactly how stupid their ignorant thoughts really are. The cancel culture will never tell you how to actually change things because they NEED you to hate or they no longer exist. For once in your lazy thinking life take a step back and look at the whole picture.

This Meghan broad has me all twisted up. I mean come on. Let’s take a quick look. Famous actress – Check; rich with money – Check; Marry a real life prince and become an actual princess – Check; and lets not forget cry to all TV people about how awful your life is. She just wants to be left alone Bucky. BS. You don’t marry the Prince of England if you want to stay out of the spotlight. How does anyone fall for this crap?? Someone (can’t say who) made a comment about what shade the baby might be. Cry me a river. In my family we would place bets on stuff like this. Think about how does this end?? You just went on TV telling billions that your in-laws are monsters.

That is not a good way to get invited back for Christmas dinner. We all know to go and sit down with baby shade guy/gal and have a conversation explaining why that is offensive to you is obviously not the right answer. Nope can’t get sympathy poor me points doing the intelligent thing, no freaking way are you going to miss the opportunity to tell Oprah how mean the world is to you. I hate this chick. She sucks. Talk about missing the mark completely. She had the opportunity to do so much being a person of color that just married into the British Royal Family, but actually fixing things doesn’t get the spotlight on you. I guarantee deep down Harry is like “Son of A…”, how did I get wrapped into this crap sandwich??

This is the best example of what I talk about almost daily. You can choose how you react to things in life. You can look for ways to be happy just as easily as you can find things to be angry, offended, and miserable about. No way Meghan was actually suicidal. She still has drug and alcohol abuse sympathy points to get (3-5 yrs from now) and lets not forget the divorce of the century in 8.3 years. You heard it here first. She has hit the lottery in life and this is how she reacts to it?? If this royal treatment is so difficult give it all up and work double shifts at IHOP to make ends meet. Guarantee that doesn’t happen.

So be kind to everyone. Definitely be kind to those you disagree with. No one can argue with kindness. Remember you aren’t doing it for them, you treat people with kindness for what it says about you as a person. Your character is more important than allowing yourself to be dragged down in the gutter arguing with people who don’t think like you. No you hold out a hand offering to pull them out of the mud and join you. It won’t happen overnight but eventually the gutter people will take notice and think I want to be up there with that kind SOB. Looks nice up there in no hate land.

Enjoy your life and spend time everyday helping others learn to enjoy their lives. And STOP letting the TV tell you how to think.

FknBucky

02
Mar
21

Car Insurance Mafia

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Alright enough is enough. It is time for an old fashioned rant that will most likely get me canceled before I get started. If they can get Dr Seuss none of us are safe. Don’t bother me. Heck I say let the children read some FknBucky and actually learn something. One Fish, Two Fish, how about a dose of shut the Ef up doctor. Boom. I am not going to lie I don’t see the point in freaking out about it, but hey the angry people have to concentrate their anger somewhere. I don’t know why they are always so pissed off, but that is what angry mob people do. They anger stuff. Enjoy that. If you are a racist because of something you read in a Dr Seuss book you have a bigger problem. You are fucking stupid too. That one is going to be harder than fix than your racist views.

I didn’t even mean to talk about that, but hey most of this blog is made up on the spot anyway. What I’m actually mad at is car insurance. These pricks are laughing all the way to the bank while you’re melting down over Green Eggs and Ham. They are crooks and car insurance is way to darn expensive. Have you watched a television in the last 12 months?? Every other commercial is Progressive, Geico, or State Farm. Don’t think we didn’t notice Jake woke up black one day?!? What is that about?? You want to have a black spokesperson more power to you, but to swap out white Jake with a black Jake is stupid. Why can’t white Jake have a black friend named Ed?? I do. Let Ed takeover the commercials and we are all better for it.

The celebrities in these commercials starting with Aaron Rodgers (best QB in WI), Pat Mahomes, and Drake?? That is one commercial. They are paying a fortune for these people to spokespersons and guess where that money is coming from?? Yep you because your kid just turned 16 so Geico has to charge you $9,000 more a month. Not because he is a bad driver, but they need more money to hire Tom Brady now. I bet that little lizard has a 10,000 square foot house in Beverly Hills. Look at him down there, driving a better car than you and I. Hate that snobby lizard. He best not come outside when I’m around because I will run his stupid green British accent ass down in my minivan. I’ll gladly pay an extra $50 a month for that “accident”.

Don’t get me started on Flo. First it was just her annoying us to death, but somehow she has a whole gang now. If you don’t use Progressive that weirdo Jamie is going to come to your house and impregnate your daughter. I’ve seen it happen in other countries. You thought socialism ruined Venezuela?? Wow I spelled that right on the first try. Nope those poor Southern neighbors got wrapped up in the car insurance game and their whole economy collapsed over night. Nothing I just said is true, but you don’t care about facts or truths so just repeat all that to some other idiot that doesn’t bother to look anything up so you can both be stupid. Now that you two are together go make a baby and read Dr Seuss to it.

Geico promised me $48 monthly rates and got me to break up with Jake. He was still white when I left him so don’t go playing the race card on me. Geico was fun and dangerous. She would show up to dinner with a switchblade and be all like you never know when you gotta cut someone. I was like “yeah you never know….:” Then she changed man. Didn’t reply to text messages as fast anymore. Seemed to be busy on Tuesdays when she wasn’t before. I should have seen it coming, but I was naive. My CC became out dated. Past its date. They emailed me and said I need a new card to continue dating. I said cool as long as my money doesn’t go to that stupid lizard. I uploaded a new credit card to Geico.

Time goes by. I hear nothing so I assume my switchblade carrying mistress has moved on to some other bloke (I wanted to use that word for a week now), but she would still take my money monthly cause that is what they do. I was wrong. Well kinda. I was in the North Woods of WI which is something I do every year. A group of us guys go up and do a bit of bear hunting. We don’t use guns, but actually kill them with our bare hands to keep it more sporting. Actually we just get blacked out drunk and tear up some teddy bears. There is a lot more stuffing in those bears than you’d think. I almost choked on stuffing once. Don’t deep fry it. Okay off topic. There is very limited phone signal in the North Woods, but when I do get a signal I see that Geico completely dumped me. BY EMAIL. Coward.

I call Geico and say “What is the deal?? I thought you loved me?? Or at least my money. She said I was delinquent on my payment. How can that be?? I gave you a new card. I hadn’t had time to use up all the credit buying poor Russian girls presents yet. Those ladies really understand me. Until the credit card declines. I’m sensing a pattern here… Geico said the card was fine, but I didn’t check the auto pay box again. I said “what?” Apparently when you put a new card on file you have to set up auto pay again. How the Ef am I supposed to know that?? Maybe explaining that would have been better than carving “White Jake sucks” in our dinner table. Great so now I have no insurance I ask?? Yep, but Geico was willing to take me back at that exact moment. Whew I thought it’s a good thing this didn’t get ugly.

Ugly is my sisters middle name. Not sure what that has to do with this rant. There was a catch. Apparently Geico needed to upgrade from a switchblade to a flipping Patriot missile because my rate went from $48 to $197. It went up because of my lapse of coverage. 4 days of a lapse. Of course I’m super stoked at this point. No anger at all. I said ‘Well I have to check with Flo and the gang first.” Geico was cool with that and explained that there was a $22 balance on my account, but I didn’t have to worry because they went ahead and charged the card on file. WTF. I asked you charged the card on file the breaking up fee instead of the stay together fee?? That crazy broad said “yep.” You literally could not measure how happy I was at this moment. Unless you have a measurement for ZERO.

Because Geico is a spiteful broad she made sure to call the state government the exact day my card stopped being charge so they could get in on the fun. Yep I got a $50 fine for having a lapse in coverage from them as well along with a $5 late fee as I didn’t know about the stupid fee topped off with a $2 processing fee. Best part is they never told me I was good to go. I had to call into the North Carolina DOT. I did this. 3 times. First time was a 23 min hold just to be disconnected when someone picked up. Second call was 22 minutes, but the connection was awful with a loud piecing siren noise. I asked the lady to call me back and she said okay, but 15 minutes later I was able to confirm ‘that was a lie.” Thank you Maury Povich. My third and thankfully last call was 16 minutes. I got the girl on the phone and told her the whole situation to which she replied “Oh you are Good to go.”

I asked “Is there an email or something that tells me this??” She says Nope. We just stop sending you letters telling you that you suck. They simply stop sending you mail. Cause that doesn’t take forever to figure out. I’m not the only one to be treated dirty but the car insurance mafia. I would call the General, but we all know Shaq ain’t cheap. I’m sure they have to buy his big ass lunch on filming day. Now they got Snoop Dogg. Think his stoned butt isn’t just as expensive to feed as Shaq?? That is right, your car insurance money is spent on WEED for Snoop Dogg. The least he could do is puff, puff, pass…

So as you argue about right and left, the true enemy is walking right into your front door. Your wife is mad at you cause you’re broke, your daughter is knocked up by a lizard, your son is smoking Snoop Dogg’s pot with white Jake cause he is now unemployed, and you’re oblivious to it all keeping a current credit card on file. Do as you’re told or the Mafia will come for you. Man up, woman up, or whatever the other 20 genders we have now up, and say no more car insurance mafia! I want broke ass everyday people in the commercials that make minimum wage (the $7.50 one cause I hate people) so I can pay a reasonable amount monthly in case someone smashes my van again.

I feel better. Sorry Mom the F-Bomb was important there. Take the day off, You don’t have to be kind today. Go find an insurance vehicle and scratch it. Don’t get caught.

FknBucky

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