FknBucky

I think everyone in the US should pick a time, leave work, and run down to your local post office.  Once you are there grab the cross eyed asshole that hates his job, sucks at his job, and kick the crap out of him.  This is the guy that makes everyone that comes in contact with him ponder one question.  How bad is a life term in prison really?  We’ve all had the same thought.  I could kill this piece of shit right now with my bare hands and then go get a double double with strawberry shake.  Everyone thinks like that right??  Well fuck you then.  Pussy.

I had the displeasure of dropping some packages off for my roommate at the post office down the street.  First I went to the wrong one at which time, the lady was a complete bitch and kept commenting on how I was early.  I told her that was the point.  Then I roll my unhappy ass back to  my car and drive the six blocks to the right post office.  I have my dog, I’m singing with the birds, and having a gay old time.  I enter the post office with a smile on my face and wait for my turn to talk with the fat balding douchebag that is looking at me and away from me at the same time.  How in the fuck does that happen?  We should have cut this guy from the herd long ago and fed him to some lions, but instead we give him a job, pay him way to much, with full benefits, and a super sweet retirement plan.   So after we pay him for years to NOT help us, we pay to retire him??  WTF??? 

So you might be asking yourself “Bucky why do you get so worked up over one piece of shit postal worker?”  If you did ask yourself that I want you die with him.  How does this asshole still have a job?  When you are that pissed at work and have no concept of customer service even though you fucking job is to help the people that are there who also happen to be paying your OVERPAID salary.  Wait what was I saying.  Fuck this guy. 

So someone please explain to me how  ruining my day makes up for the fact you work at a post office, have no friends, and you are 3rd in line to buy one of those new porn robots so you can fuck something besides the customers that need your help.  Anyone that has used the post office knows exactly what I’m talking about.  It is slow, expensive, and just plain stupid.  Ok you want some details this is what went down.

A package was dropped off after hours that needed to go out the next day.  It was mistakenly dropped off because it was going international and there was no postage on this package, like a letter with no stamp.  Mind you it is a big package, about the size of a backpack.  Yes ladies I said big package.   So I get to the Post Office first thing in the morning and ask for the package so I can pay the postage and get package out.  This guy rolls his eyes (not easy to do when you are cross eyed) and acts like I just asked him to perform open heart surgery.  Finding a large package in a small drop off box isn’t the hardest task on Earth.   What is the hardest task on Earth you might ask?  Pretending a little part of you wasn’t like “serves the bitch right” when Snookie got punched out. 

He looked for a total of 8 seconds and then told me it went out.  Couldn’t help me.   I explain that it is very important, but apparently his ears are cross eyed as well and he can’t hear the words that are coming out of my mouth.  I know ears can’t be cross eyed but maybe if I punch you the face a few times you will understand what I mean. 

I then go out and get the rest of the packages that need postage and wait in line.  The same worthless should have been a cumstain postal worker has to ask me fifty questions about the new packages that have nothing to with shit.  Fuck.  Fuck the post office. I mean really out of millions of little sperms this one made it through??  His father had no business reproducing.  Who would have thought 45 years ago some drunken slut’s mistake is my Saturday morning nightmare. 

Finally I get up to the counter and this is where I find the sweetest woman on Earth.  Shame she is stuck in the shitpile we call government run mail system  Oh yeah I went there and if you have any kind of intelligence you will see where this is going.  It took this lovely lady about 22 seconds to find the package and set it up for mailing that same day. 

Within any private company the visually impaired pole smoker that REFUSED to even think about helping me would have been fired on the spot.  A new employee that is thankful to have a job in a recession with 10+% unemployment would be brought in and everyone would be happy.  Ever notice how this scenario is played out everytime you say renew your driver’s license?  Oh yeah long lines, miserable employees, crap service, and hundreds of dissatisfied customers are the results of government taking control of anything.

So lets review.  The Post Office is a piece of shit.  Worthless people are guaranteed employment there and make more money than most other people just by showing up and telling everyone to go fuck themselves for eight hours a day.  This is also a great description of going to the DMV which I might add is mostly illegal immigrants clogging up the system.  That is another blog that will coming soon. 

And now because some fancy talking man tells you that the only way to save healthcare is to allow the government to run it??  What person that even remotely considers themselves to be intelligent believes this?  It will be a disaster.  Every cross eyed dipshit in America is hoping this will happen so they can get a well paying job that they completely suck at and will never be fired no matter how many times they bend you over and ass rape you with a sand paper condom. Hurts huh. 

Use your own mind and look at what has happened to every other government run anything.  It completely sucks.  Why on Earth would you want your HEALTH run by this guy, pictured above?  Am I the only person that understands this is what will happen?  Of course they won’t tell this to you, but the post office, the DMV, the Court system, any government run operation is mostly miserable people that hate their jobs.

Why do they hate their jobs and take it out on you the sucker, I mean customer, or wait taxpayer that actually pays them to kick you in the nuts every time you need something?  I’m guessing because the government is a shitty boss and turns normally nice people into monsters.   We should be able to fire these people on the spot.  If you are essentially working for me because my taxes pay the salary then I should be able to grab your fat pudgy neck and squeeze until my hand starts to cramp up.  That is when I will let the next person in line take over. 

So watch your calendar and get ready for kill the local post office asshole day.  It will be sometime in April most likely.

FknBucky