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So today I’m sitting here, imagine that, and thinking about what else in my immediate world needs to be expressed in written form so that others can read it and say “I’m pretty sure this fucker is crazy, but he might have a point.” The thing that comes to mind right now is the fact that most of you haven’t read a book in 2010. Fuck most of you haven’t read a book in the 2000’s. Granted when I say most of you I realize that I’m talking to the millions of people that will start reading my blogs religiously, thanks.
There are twenty magazines at the supermarket that explain which Hollywood star has the clap this week, and none about how Nancy Pelosi had a $100,000 bar tab last year on your tax dollars. That’s right genius, this botox millionaire spent over 100K on booze, flying around the world last year on your dime. Don’t give a shit?? Remember… that is only the booze she drank in the private airplane she was flying around in. The plane cost well over 2 million dollars to operate, and you paid for that as well. I was drunk from the age of 15-22 and I’m PRETTY sure I didn’t spend that much on alcohol.
That is more money than everyone reading this blog made last year put together. WTF? We are that stupid that we let it happen and it is still happening because we aren’t any smarter today than yesterday. Thankfully though in the last week we learned that Jessica Simpson is a great fuck, “The Situation” is being paid to bang ugly chicks in New Jersey, and of course Tiger Woods is a cheating prick. Maybe “The Situation” and Tiger can party together and we will really go into a frenzy. Imagine how much press that would get!!!
Meanwhile Congress could be having orgies on Air Force One with a billy goat chaperone and no one would give a fuck. I tend to read too much politics and start plotting revolutions in my sleep, and it sometimes causes me to dream about Nancy wearing a tight little.. wait someone is Mr. Pelosi, that is truly hell on Earth. What I want to say is don’t leave all the thinking to other people; who knows if they are thinking for you. I’m a crazy asshole.
These politicians right now are out of control with your money. The party has been going on for decades and we the taxpayers are paying for it. I’ve done every drug on the planet and let me tell you if I had the money I would have never stopped. I’d be knee deep in my own shit, in a crack house, trying to get a washed-up playmate to blow me. Thank God that isn’t what worked out. NOTHING will change until we MAKE them change.
HOPE & CHANGE is bullshit. Who hopes things will change? I HOPE Carmen Electra shows up at my door with Jessica Alba and they say they want a crippled funny man to oil them down for a couple a years. Think it will happen… I mean I’m really really HOPING here!
Look you don’t say we are going to control spending and lower the national debt, but at the same time grow the federal government to over 2 million employees. It was 1.7 million a year ago. Going to be 2.4 million in a year, but yet we are lowering our spending? HOW? Oh yeah this is without the new government healthcare workers that are stock piling sand paper condoms as I type this.
We need to control our own future and stop letting the media tell you everything is fine. Pay attention to anything but the things that matter is what the headlines really say. I’m screaming here. THESE PEOPLE, ALL OF THEM, ARE FUCKING YOU BONE DRY, and you’re telling me you don’t have time to read about it a little??
“Dancing With The Stars or DWTS is on tonight Bucky. I can’t miss… oh my Gosh can you believe that Evander”… WHO ACTUALLY CARES? I don’t watch DWTS, that is stupid, but have you seen the train wreck of Jersey Shore? No, but I’ve seen the train wreck of our fucking country; it’s only a few years away and it’s speeding at us faster than Tila Tequila becoming the next dead D-List celebrity on the front of People magazine.
Don’t give up your vices completely. I’m just saying don’t get caught with your thumb up your ass. It’s embarrassing and your Grandma doesn’t ever sound like she means it when she says “she loves you” after that. Right now we are 12+ TRILLION dollars in debt as a country. As the richest country on earth, we are a fraud. We are the Jones and living way beyond our means and the only way its going to stop is some serious changes made by people that know how to do it.
Guess what it is? Us! The normal folks (ok I’m not exactly normal, but you know what I mean). We know how it feels to be crushed by credit card debt, we know how to budget so the family has food and we know how to party when things are good. Right now things aren’t good and it’s time to make some changes, buckle down, and fix the broken shit. Then we party.
I don’t care if you’re a republican, democrat, or a crazy asshole. What I do care about is that we all get together and realize that the government isn’t going to solve this. We are. Why would you look to the same people that caused a problem to solve it? That is stupid.
Now sit down and relax. That was more reading than you’re used to.
FknBucky 
The only HOPE that I have is that the 2010 midterm elections will produce a CHANGE in the Democratic majority! HOPE and CHANGE my ass! The mindless lemmings in the US who vote for Obama had no clue. “Yes we did!” ruin this DAMN COUNTRY! Thanks, Democraps.
I think everybody should have voted for McCain and continued the Republican ass fucking that we are now paying for. It is nice to be able to blame our terrible situations on the Democrats but I was not ready to have that huge Republican dick pulled out of my ass yet. We don’t owe China enough money for our oil war and we really need to import more plastic shit from China so they can afford to lend us more money. Sure wish we had a Republican majority for my ass has almost stop leaking.
I believe your a little mislead “Y’Allidiots”. You don’t want that Republican dick pulled out because it feels so damn good. Bush spent too much money on an oil war, agreed (along with the rest of the country). But please remind me who’s signature is it on a $900 BILLION dollar stimulus that has done nothing but repay his “friends in high places” with kickback and earmarks? Look… buyers remorse is natural, but please take it out on your buddies at your “I swear global warming is real” meetings, not here.
GW Bush is the king of filling friends pockets with American dollars along with failed stimulus packages. Where did the first stimulus package end up? You could say he started a trend or just continued the Republican agenda of fucking over the American populous. Start a war for oil then send your buddies over to clean up and while your are there, send some oil my way. Good plan if you are in the Bush family or oil business. Let’s fund this war with Chinese money. Yeah that’s a good idea. How long is that going to take to pay back, doesn’t matter I won’t be around. Meanwhile we will continue to buy Chinese junk filled with lead and give to our kids. That way their economy will grow and they can continue loan us money. Sounds like a healthy platform.
Global warming is real. The polar ice caps have not always been there and will eventually not be there. We are still melting off from an ice age and the planet will go back to its natural state. That is real. As real as it gets. As glaciers melt off and more bones are found maybe some people will realize that those areas used to be inhabited. Duh, not always covered with ice! Wow! Who knew! Green house gases may speed up the process but eventually it will happen regardless. Unless you work for Fox News then you can say “hey it snowed in Washington”. See no climate change is happening! What is the difference between climate and weather, don’t worry Fox News doesn’t know either.
I don’t have buyers remorse. Just tired of people blaming the wrong person and saying it is all the Democrats fault. It is everybody’s fault and nobody wants to take the blame. Just say it is that guys fault not mine, I voted for a different douche bag, or was it the turd sandwich, can’t remember. Does it matter, they all suck. What would McCain have done? Probably be dead by now. We should ask him about the polar ice caps, he was around before the polar ice caps! At least he looks like he was.
Herein lies the problem with forming a political opinion based John Stewart and the “Daily Show.” If your looking for a argument with a Bush supporter your not going to find it here. Bush started a war to go after a man who placed a hit on his dad. Can I blame him for feeling that way? NO. Can I blame him for spending money on an unjustified war and hooking some good-ol boys with oil and security contracts? Sure. Can I blame him for bailing out the banks b/c of the libtards lack of reading the fine print in their home loans? Sure.
So here comes the hope and change bus! Yea! We are gonna CHANGE things by giving welfare to the auto industry and the unions who created this mess in the first place? So if everyone’s knock on Bush was spending too much money, please explain to me how Obama has CHANGED anything besides lining the pocket of a donkey and not an elephant (if you ask me they work for the same bank in the end). What’s that thing called where you do the same thing repeatedly and expect different results?
I’m not sure where you are trying to stand on the whole global warming thing? What about the ice age? The earth is a living, breathing thing so it will warm AND COOL over the next millions of years as it has the past millions of years. As a libtard you should also be well aware that it isn’t called “Global Warming” anymore, it’s called “Climate Change”. The word “warming” wasn’t helping the political agenda of Gore and others since current science is telling us that we are actaully in a cooling period. But it’s ok if it snows it’s climate change, if it doesn’t snow it’s climate change, if it’s hot it’s climate change, if it’s cold it’s climate change (you get the point right?).
I’ve been feeling pretty lazy at work lately and honestly haven’t been doing a very good job. I’m gonna try Obama’s angle and blame it on the guy that worked here before me, think it will work? Look smoking the reefer is cool, just don’t drink the bong water next time you goto vote…
Wow, drinking bong water. Couldn’t do better than that? Better watch more Glenn Beck and work on some better material. Pretty original.
Earth is getting warmer, take some classes on earth science and don’t rely on Fox News or Al Gore for your info. Central rocky mountains were a tropical region and probably will be again some day. Where do you think all that water is now? Ice caps maybe? How did the ice caps form? What caused and ice age? Do you have a clue on what this planet once looked like? It will be warm again no matter what you call it, fact.
I don’t form my opinions from comedy shows. I like to do research and take classes from people that are educated in the areas of my interest. You should try it.
As I said before Y’ALLIDIOTS.
I thought I smelled asshole (is that an area of interest as well?).
Here I was thinking that those letters you were arranging to create words meant you had some form of intelligence in there. But then you had to utter those words “global warming.” Either you’re a carbon credit stock holder or you haven’t made it out of mom’s basement in awhile because it’s fucking cold out there, eh?!?
Earth Science classes, huh? Color me fucking impressed. As I read from another comment of yours you don’t seem to come across as a man of faith, am I right? Quick, bust out that trusty “earth science” (seriously isn’t that a high school level class?) textbook and tell me where a lot of these “facts” come from? Carbon dating anyone? Surely you must be mistaken; I mean someone who doesn’t take “leaps of faith” wouldn’t believe carbon dating would he? You’re basing your FACTS on a science that only dates materials UP TO 62,000 years. But wait Mr. High School teacher isn’t the earth over 4 BILLION years old? Let’s see… 4,540,000,000-62,000= “let’s take a scientific leap of faith of about 449,938,000 years.” FUCK!
Look I bet you write really deep poetry, sell great weed and kill it on XBox but come 2012 let the grownups do the voting please. That or admit you were wrong, you’ll feel much better afterwards I promise.
This is fun. PEACE!
Ah a religious fool that thinks all this was made by god. Rely on a book that was written by barely literate people, like yourself, some 400 years after it supposedly happened. Makes sense. You don’t have to rely on carbon dating to see remnants of glaciers and stone deposits, especially across Europe. Where are the glaciers now? Must be that cooling effect you speak about. Do yourself a favor and look in the mirror and ask yourself “I am really that fucking stupid”? Then you can answer yes. There is a sphinx in Egypt that dates back before your god figure was around. But don’t believe because then all the god bullshit will be wrong. Which it is anyway. You know what, it just came to me, god took the glaciers to heaven with him and he is cooling the planet with his words.
Don’t try and guess who or what I am because you are way off. Video games, weed, poetry not me. I took earth science way past high school and I am not fooled by your ignorance. Just keep thinking you are a better person because you believe in bullshit and have become a wonderful republican puppet. If you don’t think this planet is getting warmer than you are just plain dumb. I am not saying it is caused by pollution, carbon dioxide, or the devil it is just how radiation works. Embrace science instead of being scared of it. It makes sense unlike religion.
One simple question: why are religious people so scared of science? Because it proves them wrong and makes them look like idiots. Here we go again. Y’ALLIDIOTS
Are you having fun yet?
You realize that there has been religion basically since the beginning of mankind? Hinduism, Paganism, Animism? You assumed that I was talking about Christianity huh? What’s it called when someone falsely exaggerates on the other sides point to make their point sound better? I think it’s called “I’m the ignorant equivalent of your bitch ex-girlfriend, Jamie.” God I couldn’t stand that bitch.
I don’t align myself with any one religion because I believe that they ALL bring something to the table. So put down your “things I’ll say in an argument to a Christian” note pad, it won’t work well here. To bad I wasn’t a Mormon eh? Thems be easy pickens!
You sound pretty bitter. Did God “bless” you with a 3″ cock? haha, I say bless b/c your bitterness is my amusement tonight. Guess I’m the one who’s blessed…
I won’t guess who you are because I’ve got you pinned down now… AMERICA is about people having the freedom to believe whatever religion they choose without having a corduroy wearing, booger eating nerd tell them that their earth science book proves their beliefs wrong. You have learned ALL that there is to learn in life, from your 4 years at the local community college majoring in Earth Science. Now I can clearly see why you are such an Obama supporter. Typical liberal stance…”Anyone who doesn’t believe what I believe is wrong and should be silenced.”
I’m sorry for taking a fluvial deposit (you like that dirt boy?) all over your day. Go to sleep and wake up tomorrow trying not to be such an asshole. And who knows maybe I’ll hit you up if I’m digging a hole in my back yard and I need to know what type of shovel to use.
The smell of asshole is not in my interest. My lack of christianity leaves me to desire females and not little boys from the clergy. Sorry better luck next time you sick fuck.
Lying is a sin. Please read above…. 🙂
Don’t believe in god = no sins. I am not bitter, actually amused. Go get some education you are boring me.
“If there was a god, I would punch him in the dick.” Yea your right, doesn’t sound bitter at all. I guess if I were miserable day in day out a statement like that wouldn’t be so out of the ordinary.
I respect your decision to not believe in a God…. See it’s that easy, you should try it.
Since your such a scholar think you could teach me a thing or two? Like why faith is such a horrible thing, or why the word “God” on the dollar bill offends me, or why do I have to pay stuff (I shouldn’t have to work for shit, I’m an entitled American)?
This guy doesn’t know when to stay down…
Well James punching god in the dick makes me laugh. Bucky probably does not think so which is what makes that funny to me. And if it is only me that laughs who cares.
My life is pretty awesome and really couldn’t be much better. Winning lottery ticket could change that but not probable.
A lot of people have died in the name of their faith. Is that really necessary? I think about all the people who died in the name of Christianity which is based on a book of false information. Did really have to happen? Defending lies, it is like supporting the Bush administration, how can you feel good after supporting that bullshit.
But anyways, I am not getting anything out of this so I am out of here. I like people with good arguments and you can’t even answer some simple questions or admit that this planet is not cooling.
Wow so there is something that we have in common….pissing off Bucky. If you really want to get him going ask him how he feels about the idea of the government running his health care. Actually never mind that pisses me off too…
Of course it’s not necessary when people die. However for every one religious kook killing in the name of god there are tens of thousands of others whose lives are better because of their faith. As farfetched as it may seem to you, some people need to believe that there may be more to life than… “I’m born, I die, and worms eat me.” I mean is the concept of a soul THAT crazy? If my neighbor believes God is a sock puppet and it makes him a better person because of it I’m all for it. People started this country for that very reason, freedom of religion.
Bush was a poor president, agreed. And who knows if McCain was Bush 2.0? All I know is that Obama was heralded as the second coming of JFK, Lincoln and Gandhi all wrapped in one. People voted for him because of the same reason they hated Bush, because it was the “cool thing to do.” Blindly supporting Obama because Bush was an idiot is a horrible platform. People need to pay attention and start giving a shit.
Anyways a friend of Bucky’s is a friend of mine so I’m sure some day we can finish this convo while drinking shit tons of whiskey. It’s been real