FknBucky

51 is a very important number this week.  If you don’t know why you should find a way to kick your own ass and save the rest of us the trouble.  17% is also an important number, and it happens to be how much more of your life that you will no longer be responsible for.    You know that healthcare and everything under that big umbrella is 1/6th of our economy.

So the government which makes NO money whatsoever is going to CREATE a brand new entity to give you, little Timmy from down the street, and captain illegal that shouldn’t even be here, healthcare coverage.  Awesome, everyone will have perfect healthcare and why shouldn’t they, this is America Bucky.  Best country in the world and according to Senator something we should spend a trillion dollars because some lady in FL had to use her dead sister’s dentures that didn’t fit.  Genius.  Let’s throw common sense out the window and run around with sissors.

This won’t cost us anything for ten years so “don’t worry about it” we are told, well actually the taxing starts immediately and no benefits until 2014, but that is just details.  In fact without “creating” this new beauracy our economy is going to fail, up will become down, and AT&T will have good customer service.  The only way to save the American dream is to allow “the man” to run it.  Have I mentioned that we are 14 TRILLION dollars in debt at the moment because “the man” has been steering the ship??

When this is created we will have to make sure an equal amount of brown, white, black, and yellow people get jobs working there.  So it will have nothing to do with how qualified you are, just make sure you have one of each color in each office. Actually it will be two of each color because there might be a patient that speaks Spanish and wants a Korean interpeter.

Obviously doctors are lost without someone from the government telling them what to do, so we are about to fix that.  Thank you President Obama.  Finally someone that listens to the people.  Let me suck on the nipple of your big fat governmental tit.  In fact lets not stop there, extend unemployment benefits indefinately so that I never have to look for a job again.  This way, I still have money in my account and you don’ t have to admit that you can’t create jobs.  Everyone wants to be on welfare right?

“So we can fix everything.  We need healthcare and jobs.  I’ll create a big agency that will handle the healthcare of the peasants.”

“No no don’t worry senator you won’t be subjected to that treatment, just the, what are we calling them today? Oh yeah, the voters will have that kind of healthcare.  We are going to keep a full staff of doctors and nurses on standby for important people like you congressman.  Yes that will be expensive, but hey we have a never ending trail of money.

“What’s that? A never ending trail of money?”

“Oh fuck yeah it’s awesome, we just spend and spend and no one has ever said stop.  In fact as long as we keep the peasants drunk, high, and arguing with one another about Compton Cookouts we will have a money trail.”

Now we have large agency overseeing healthcare, and plenty of diversity in the staff and everyone of them have pension plans, salaries (higher than private sector), and of course full  benefits.  This is great I feel so good knowing that all of these people have jobs and no one will ever go without healthcare COVERAGE in America again.  Wait what?  That’s right–I never said everyone would GET healthcare, I just said you would be COVERED for it.   I mean come on adding 30 million people overnight without adding doctors, nurses, and facilities really helps me sleep at night Bucky.  They are finally covered.

Where will the money come from to pay our equally colored rainbow, oh yeah speaking of rainbows, 20% of them will have to be gay employees.  If we don’t have fags, lezbo’s, and transvestites in there we will be called intolerant by the EMBRACE (not accept) our lifestyle people.  If you don’t embrace the fact that I was born a man, but now I’m a woman and I like suck off hamsters at the stroke of midnight you’re a bigot.  Wow, the real fucked up part is this person has a fan page on Facebook and has found 12 other people that are the same.   You thinking what I’m thinking?  I’ve just identified 13 people in the world making us rethink the whole NOT burning people at a stake thing.   A nice weirdo BBQ is a good way to start off the weekend.

Got side tracked there.  So our equally colored, equally balanced sexual fantasy, and “covering” everyone healthcare agency is in place.  Now, we have to make sure these people get paid, but where do we get money?  Government doesn’t create wealth so we have to take it from those guys.   Ok so just tax the top 5% and they will pass the cost of that tax onto the other 95%.

Um do you think they will notice that we just gave ourselves a shitload of power, promised way more than we can ever deliver, and will fail miserably like we prove over and over again.  I mean the post office runs a 4 billion dollar deficit?  Won’t they put that all together?  We tax their paychecks to pay for stuff like the DMV, but yet, we charge them fees to use the DMV?  You’re right and a genius, we’ll have to charge fees to use our new agency that oversees the doctors so that we can pay the agency to tell the doctor what to do.  Don’t tell them that otherwise those damn voters, ah they make sick, will get all worked up and realize we are taking a huge shit on their heads.

The government says they need to regulate the cost of healthcare.  Great why don’t they let the thousand providers compete directly with each other?  Why don’t they stop letting every dickhead with a law degree screw the system because Dr. Feelgood touched Aunt Mary’s boob while she was high on Percocet and wine from a box.  Put it this way, when the doctor cuts off your right toe instead the left one, you no longer win the lottery.   Maximum payment 100K.

Also when you bring a BS lawsuit to court, you pay all the fees, and your crap lawyer gets a front row seat to the weekend BBQ.     Our system is broken Bucky and  you are a heartless prick.  You are absolutely correct on both points, but fixing the system doesn’t mean build a whole new one containing the Cornhusker kickback, Louisiana purchase, and blowjobs for everyone named Bucky 5 times a day.  If you want my vote thats what it will take.

The government taking control of our healthcare is one sure way to make sure it will never be worth a damn again.  I believe this in my core.  I believe in free market principals and that the private sector can do anything a thousand times better than a government.  Competition keeps it honest and moving forward.  Take that out and it will simply become a big pile of poop.

Fknbucky