FknBucky

You know what’s good??  Chips and Salsa.  Love the fresh salsa that you can get at Henry’s (now called Sprouts for some dumbass reason) with blue corn chips.  Damn its good.  I’ve never seen a blue corn stalk…. or have I??   So this week I’ve gone back to the basics to ensure I’m healthy enough to write this crappy blog for at least another week.  Oatmeal for breakfast.  Almonds and dried cranberries, celery & almond butter, and chips and salsa snacking all day instead of a fast food burger for lunch.  Although In and Out counts as a staple food group.  Double Double is some seriously good eating. 

Of course for dinner I drink a half gallon of whiskey and pass out on my floor.  Ah I love being healthy.  Exercise is good as well.  The more I do it the better I always feel.  I had a friend that once told me “I get that feeling that I should excersice sometimes.  When it comes I just lie down on the floor until it goes away.”  He was not a small man.  It can change the way your day goes by doing some simple excercise in the AM before you go off to pick up your welfare check and buy food with stamps. 

Maybe we should have a weight program for food stamps??  You can’t have any if you are over weight.  That would solve a lot of health problems.  Fat chance getting that approved, I think people can buy smokes with food stamps.  Eating a pack of Camel Lights doesn’t sound to tastie to me, but what the fuck do I know.   Plus start with that and next thing you know these crazy bastards will want to start drug testing food stamps recipients.  Can you imagine??  Having to be on welfare without doing drugs???  The insanity.

That captain of that boat that is fucked, he is in a lot of shit eh??  He was just trying to impress some 25 year old dame and whammo the boat hits a rock and falls over.  This is what I’ve been telling you since the first day I started writing this blog.  Women are to blame for all our problems.  When are you idiots going to learn.  Ha ha.  All humor aside that is a real tragedy and my thoughts go out to the families who have been robbed of a loved one by plain stupidity. 

Stupidity is all around us and we will never rid the world of it.  I’m amazed at how some people even get to the positions they are in.  How did this dipshit even become a captain of a huge cruise ship??  What bigger dipshit hired him??  See what I’m putting down here?? The world is run by dipshits. 

Hats off to the men and women in uniform that went in and got our girl back in Somalia.   Our special forces people are seriously the shit.  Maybe they could rid our world of the stupid people problem.  Oh crap that would mean they would have to kill the Commander in Chief….  Ha ha that got a few of you riled up.  Ease up Poncho.  If you haven’t read the book Seal Team Six you suck. 

In closing eat healthy, excercise, don’t go on cruise ships run by dipshits, and most certainly don’t fuck with the USA military. 

Fknbucky