FknBucky

Hump Day!! That camel commercial for Geico is awesome, annoying as fuck, but awesome all the same. Today is special and I’m going to ask you why?? Government shut down?? Nope. Fknbucky blog day?? Nope. Because I live in San Diego and you don’t?? Kind of. Here is the real answer. Today is special because every day you wake up is special. Blah blah right. You won’t get the meaning of life with blah blah.

Anyone who has been on this planet for any length of time has experienced the loss of someone. This gives us all the lesson that tomorrow isn’t guaranteed. Never. I wish it was. I wish I could bring some of them back and shake them telling them it isn’t worth it to take those drugs, drive wasted, and any number of the other reasons we lose special peoples. Wishing is great and has a place, but only so often and not for very long.

When I was young I knew everything. If I could go back I’d kick my 19 year old self’s ass. I’d also give him a pack of condoms and tell him to stay away from girls named Gwen. Ha ha. I did some really stupid things, but luckily for me, I was taught by my parents & family to learn from those things. Sometimes it took 19-20 times to learn fully, but I finally turned 21 so who’s counting how many possessions I had underage.

Once again just because I was a fucking moron does not give anyone an excuse today. Do what you want, but remember you have to take responsibility for it. YOU. YOU. YOU. Not your parents, TV, a movie, just plain YOU. The only real thing your parents should teach you is to make decisions and then take responsibility for them. Hopefully they tell you to make good decisions, but hey not all parents make good decisions. They made you didn’t they. Ouch.

Where am I going today?? To the titty bar to support single Moms like I do every Hump day. Thought you knew. Oh yeah where am I going with the blog… Well this picture at the top got me thinking. Something all of us should do more often, but why think when you can drink your face off. Exactly.

So the picture up top really is pretty awesome. How many of us can truthfully say those two people would respect each other. I don’t believe a good life is measured by money, stuff, social status, how many celebrities you know, or any of that BS. It is measured simply by the size of your cock or boobs. Or both if you, well, lets not go there. Ha ha.

The quality of life you live is measured by how many others you help throughout their lives. Did you take the time to listen, give guidance, learn from your mistakes so that guidance is worth a shit, and sleep with as many women as possible??? Just kidding there is no need to listen to others. Wasted days = wasted opportunities and both are a real travesty.

There is no point in being upset about decisions you made in the past. It will make no difference to your future. You can however work every single day moving forward to make sure the person you become now, will be able to look the person you should have became in the eye. Hence the reason why today is special, it can certainly be the day you say “I’m going to do it.”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If you don’t like where you work, get a new education and get a new career. If you don’t like where you live, move. And most of all don’t be afraid of what people think. Personally I think everyone but me is a fucking idiot so this one is easy for me. Write a blog, flip the world off, give homeless people hugs, love whomever the fuck you want, and NEVER take it all to seriously. Life is short, live yours to the fullest, and leave lasting wonderful impressions on everyone around you.

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