FknBucky

Man people are dumb. Everyday someone on this planet reaffirms this for me and for that I’m eternally grateful. With out these “heroes” of stupid my life would be a little bit boring. None of us are immune to taking our turn on the moron train, but it is the individuals that can’t even accidentally fall off the train I want to discuss today. How do you become an “adult” and still do things that small children realize is stupid just by using their 3 year old common sense.

Who could be at the top of our list today?? Let’s start with some gorilla glue. Yep it is advertised as being strong like bull and will not let go. Certain projects call for this sort of thing. Fixing a glass angel that mysteriously got broken while you had 25 of your best friends over for a Saturday night study session while Mom and Dad are attending a wedding somewhere far far away. Hopefully Mom doesn’t go checking her angels when she reads this. I blame Jeremy or AJ depending on which Mom is reading this.

This awesome chick what wanted to give the world a serious “how eff’ing dumb are you” moment so she glued her hair to her head. I know what your thinking. How can that go bad Bucky?? Well the answer is every freaking way possible along with 6 or 7 more ways, ain’t one of us think of. If I get a tiny drop on my finger while fixing the broken angel (again AJ or Jeremy did it) I start to have a melt down of fear that my dipping finger will get permanently stuck to my go flip yourself finger. Not swearing is hard.

How does one go about talking themselves into pouring a bottle of super glue onto their head to keep their hair in place??? At no time prior to actually physically pouring the glue onto your head did the thought “This is really stupid and I should not do this” not pop into your head saving you from the now month long glue head problems you are having??? I have to think it was quite the opposite.

She was thinking “wow!! I am a genius!” Why hasn’t everyone thought about doing this?? I am the smartest person ever!! Sorry dumbass, but all you are is the engineer driving the moron train straight into Stupid Town. Pull that whistle baby and let the world know!! The Queen of Stupid has arrived. How can this get any better you might ask??? Well now she is consulting with an attorney to sue Gorilla Glue company for her stupid. Notice the name of the company is not Soft as a Feather Hair glue company. She need to sue her parents for having sex and creating her dumbass. Heck I’ll throw $20 in just to watch that go down.

I’m not the only one thinking about gluing my head tonight so I can get in on this lawsuit am I?? I bet 27% of you have just ordered the double bottle pack off of Amazon for $9.57. I reserve the right to not answer how I know the exact price. We share a planet with this person. She is going to have kids one day and most likely they are going to take stupid to levels we haven’t even dreamed up yet. I don’t know about you, but I’m excited about the future. Maybe we will get lucky, she will use bottle number two to keep the other hair on her body down, and accidentally glue her legs together saving the planet one stupid person at a time. Ahhh a guy can dream can’t he???

No real point today except when you do stupid make sure it is next level and that the entire world gets to join in on the fun.

As always do kind things for strangers and expect nothing in return,

FknBucky

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